r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/ThePetPsychic • 2d ago
drawing/test We made Santas in elementary school and I chose to use a red pencil for his eyes and nose. My family won't let me live it down.
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u/Quiet-Inspector9187 1d ago
A friend of mine is an elementary school teacher. One day she asked her students to write down something they learned that day.
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u/that-one-binch 2d ago
tbh at first i saw it as blush with the eyes under the hat so i think it’s cute :3
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u/Jjkkllzz 2d ago
Thought it was balls at first, then I saw the boobies. Either way.
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u/krzykttn 2d ago
Not gonna lie, they should rake you over the coals until you are at least 90. Thats makes my Pocahontas picture i trimmed to give me curves in 4th grade look innocent....
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u/Art0fRuinN23 2d ago
I thought those red spots were Santa's rosy cheeks and that the hat was pulled down over his eyes.
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u/Turbulent-Trust207 2d ago
Please tell me they put this out every Christmas
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u/ThePetPsychic 1d ago
My very innocent mother found it last year and put it up (it's at least 25 years old). It was on the tree for about two days before my brother in law noticed it and started asking questions.
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u/Lena_thinkingofit2 2d ago
Yeah, it’s the red for sure.
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u/Margin_call_matthew 2d ago
Yeah the Nose and mouth throws the whole thing off aha I would still proudly display my Moms master piece
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u/CoVid-Over9000 1d ago
Wow this is impressive
This looks like a pair of tits and a ball sack at the same time
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u/scholarlysacrilege 2d ago
So? I really don't see why this would make you a.... Ahhhhhhh I see it now. Nevermind
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u/queenyuyu 1d ago
To be honest I saw the eyes as red cheeks so the eyes /tits weren’t the problem, I thought the joke was supposed to be huge balls tiny penis nose …. And only saw the tits once comment pointed it out
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u/krissab23 1d ago
I know you’re probably Christopher, but it looks like you wrote out Santa’s full government name on it. Mr. Christopher Kringle.
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u/Platt_Mallar 1d ago
Schrodinger's privates.
They are both boobies and balls simultaneously until observed.
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u/AppropriateAmoeba406 1d ago
This one time I didn’t drain the broccoli casserole well enough. I hear about it every year.
This one time my mom forgot mashed potatoes. I hear about it every year.
I could go on. I’m not sure it’s an ok situation.
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u/MementoMori_83 1d ago
Well, the red makes it no longer look like a pair of bollocs so thats a plus
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u/GamerFrom1994 14h ago
Sounds like your family are assholes. Especially if they kept it.
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u/ThePetPsychic 12h ago
Oh no, it's all in good fun. I wouldn't post it if I didn't also think it was hilarious.
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u/GamerFrom1994 12h ago
Not what I gathered from your OP.
My family won’t let me live it down.
This blatantly implies this is something you do not want to remember and want to move on and your family isn’t letting you.
It would have made more sense to word it something to the effect of “me and my family always get a laugh from this.”
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u/thadaviator 3h ago
Imagine replying to a post with an assertion about OPs family, OP replying to you telling you that said assertion is wrong, and you reply with "hmmm actually ur wrong and here's why"
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u/tacobell41 2d ago
The nose and mouth are really throwing the whole thing off.