r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Drtraybloxxy2355 • 2d ago

Video/Gif Idk what to put

3.4k Upvotes

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u/SlightlySaficFanGrl 2d ago

Hopefully you have another offspring to carry on the family name.

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u/Sharp-Dark-9768 1d ago

This kid certainly won't remember it.

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u/Banjovious 2d ago

Like he crouched down but I then he immediately went back up

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u/coci222 2d ago

Kids have zero awareness to the fact that there is a whole part of the body that they can't see with their bare eyes

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u/Shmuckle2 2d ago

Bare eyyyyes... cry every night... boo-boo

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u/CrownEatingParasite 1d ago

And the 70% forehead isn't helping at all

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u/LittleBirdsGlow 2d ago

Was he trying to slide under the door?

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u/burrito_butt_fucker 2d ago

I think so and then he chickened out.

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u/Shmuckle2 2d ago

-Sudden urge to do the cool

-You have taken 4 damage

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u/DaddyMcSlime 19h ago

no, he just ducked but he's too young for his spatial awareness to be very developed

probably too young for an ATV if you ask me, that kinda demands a lot of coordination

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u/shortpants911 2d ago

I have an almost 3 year old that hits his head on something daily. It's so funny to watch him when he does remember his head is there and he's overly careful but it's always when the danger is minimal.

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u/BaggerVance522 2d ago

He started to level change then bailed and doubled down on running straight in

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u/stpetesouza 2d ago

This is why you give him the helmet first

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u/Typical-Decision-273 1d ago

I was confused as to what the kids said when he started running your comment helped make it make sense

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u/Clark_W_Griswold-Jr 15h ago

LLLLLLMMMMMMAAAAAAOOOOOO!!!!!!

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u/AdEquivalent9396 2d ago

Would make a great soccer player, that's a great header, perfect posture.

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u/sharkzfan95 2d ago

When he wakes up, he’s gonna love it

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u/Clark_W_Griswold-Jr 15h ago

If he remembers!

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u/Ohio_Baby 2d ago

He needs a helmet more’n he does a damned 4-wheeler. 😅

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u/Sharp-Dark-9768 1d ago

Here's a good title, "watch my kid eat shit against the garage door" lmao

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u/foresight310 4h ago

That is pretty much what the script we see at the end of the video said…

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u/gromette 1d ago

Definitely wanna throw a speed limiter on that four wheeler

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u/sVgE86 2d ago

It sounded like he yelled “FOOOREERRVRRR”.

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u/Turbulent-Trust207 2d ago

This was me as a kid. I have scars all over my body that I still can’t explain. My older brother yelled catch once and when I turned to look a brick hit me in the face. Still no idea why he threw a brick

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u/Professional-Fix8518 1d ago

Because he is a dick

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u/CrownEatingParasite 1d ago

Lol my little brother did the exact same thing but with a palm sized rock

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u/Savitlygirl 2d ago

What was bro even trying

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u/KolBullen42 2d ago

He totally made it in his imagination, until he didn't.

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u/No_Attention2373 1d ago

‘Put’… PUT an ice pack on that golf ball on his forehead🤪

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u/AlarmedPotential5817 1d ago

Failed his dex saving throw😭

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u/BrainCandy_ 1d ago

Why did she gasp as soon as he started running?

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u/Clark_W_Griswold-Jr 15h ago

He can’t run and judge to miss a garage door, little man is gonna be hurtin’ for certain on a four wheeler. TREE!!💥BAMMM!

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u/Dubai80 2d ago

Idk what to put too but I know he wont be enjoying Christmas

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 2d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Dubai80:

Idk what to

Put too but I know he wont

Be enjoying Christmas

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/basecatcherz 1d ago

And the note comes in: Alright, what's step two?

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u/Bitter-Hat-416 1d ago

Should’ve given him the helmet first

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u/yannicus21 1d ago

Failed dead hard in dead by daylight

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u/MellyKidd 1d ago

Looks like he ducked too early

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u/meerkat_on_watch 9h ago

Reminds me of myself, on several occasions.

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u/MukDoug 8h ago

Every whack to the head, take a vacation out of his college fund.

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u/Navy_X0 4h ago

FOUR WHEELER-BOOM

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u/theonlyrealmen 1d ago

😅🤣😂

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u/Mementoes121655 1d ago

F O R - W E E L E R !

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u/Spork_Warrior 14h ago

Silly game to encourage. Garage doors are heavy. There are kids who have died after getting their necks crushed. While there are safety features to make the doors reverse if they're blocked, many of those don't kick in under 6 inches, so if you fall just right with your neck under the door -- you're hosed.