r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/UnstableIsotopeU-234 • Aug 20 '24

Video/Gif That came off easy.

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u/blindeshuhn666 Aug 20 '24

Wouldn't be too sure in a Boeing 737 max

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u/CommonGrounders Aug 20 '24

“Let’s name our airplane company after the sound of something bouncing off the ground”

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u/Equilibriator Aug 20 '24

drops a pen

Seeeven 3 seeeeeven

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u/intotheirishole Aug 20 '24

"Let us move our HQ away from the factory so that our executives efforts to raise the stock price via hype is not distracted by issues in the actual manufacturing of the planes."

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u/No-Organization9076 Aug 20 '24

Greedy bastards

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u/Bidiggity Aug 20 '24

Thanks McDonnell Douglas!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

well, in our defense Bob, it was either this or Freefall.

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u/CanadaIsCold Aug 20 '24

I spit my coffee thanks.

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u/RHYNOSAURUSREX Aug 20 '24

It’s named after William Boeing, the guy who founded the company…

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u/CommonGrounders Aug 20 '24

You’re smart, you should work there.

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u/Johnyryal33 Aug 20 '24

Omg. That's fuckin better than Evian.

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u/BitSorcerer Aug 20 '24

Flew in one of these the other day and damn they made that plane as cheap as they could lmao.

On take off, I thought my ears would blow, similar to landing.

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u/cortesoft Aug 20 '24

Oh fuck, we forgot to put in the actual window and just left this thin plastic sheet.

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u/fruskydekke Aug 20 '24

Or a Boeing anything, at this point.

(If it's Boeing, I'm not going).

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u/NertsMcGee Aug 20 '24

Actually, they're 1099 contr