r/Kenya • u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl • 19h ago

Casual Naacha pombe

I (F) have been drinking each day this week coz it is Christmas, I took a break from my business, and I just want to have the fun I might have missed out on all year.

On Christmas, I got so wasted that I nearly ducked a friend of mine who doubles up as my client. I was so embarrassed the following day that I can't stop apologizing.

As if that wasn't enough, last night I went out with friends and I began hitting on some random girl. I made out with this girl so aggressively that she had to beg me to stop it.

Later in the night my friends suggested that we have a 3some and I agreed to it coz sina akili. Luckily though, the girl passed out, while we were driving to mines, and my friend and I agreed that we shouldn't do it without her. So he dropped me home and left.

A while ago, this man I met at the party told me that I kissed him and also ate all his pizza. On a normal day, I don't eat pizza! And I hate kissing!

I've thought about my actions this week and resolved that alcohol is not for me. Either that or I am just on heat.

I'll just get a decent man to date and fcvk whenever instead of trying to fvck my friends shamelessly. Godamn! So yea Nimeacha pombe!

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u/BeatHovin 19h ago

rollercoaster trying to figure out OP's gender. Till the last statement clarified.

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 19h ago

I have edited it up there, thanks.

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u/BeatHovin 18h ago

so, decent man, huh?

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 18h ago

Yes please I need one of those.

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u/BeatHovin 18h ago

you know I've been considered a decent guy from time to time...just putting it out there

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 18h ago

Tell me about it😉

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u/BeatHovin 18h ago

idk tho what's up with the hate on kissing?😂😂 that's standing out...

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 18h ago

I find it quite intimate so I can only do it if I TRULY like you that much.

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u/BeatHovin 18h ago

oh that I understand. I get that... so wys lemme slide...😏

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u/Dunguz 3h ago

Good luck to you brother!

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u/Dunguz 3h ago

Sorry to jump in on your convo, but I thought I was the only one who feels like this. I'm a dude and I won't kiss a woman I don't like that. I'll bang the sh*t out of women and never ever kiss or want to kiss them. I thought it was a flaw.

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 3h ago

Bro same. I can fuck without kissing😂

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u/Cinojist 1h ago

let him cook

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u/Zealousideal_Hat1698 18h ago

Chill bruh

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u/BeatHovin 18h ago

shooters shoot, myguy

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u/BeatHovin 18h ago

thanks as well. the readers are gonna have an easy time now

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u/julio1093 Nairobi City 19h ago

When scrolling and you see u/Local_Flatworm3448

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u/TheOctoberheat 9h ago

Distinct baby

Sarafina mobeto

Who else?

Hao ni Jaba abusers

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 19h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Klutzy-Point8425 19h ago

Wueeh! But it seems alcohol low-key unleashes your inner desires, you can re-enact them but in a less rowdy way like getting a partner and being a freak for him only. As u said and if alcohol ain't for u that's ok.

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 19h ago

I agree:) Alcohol clearly summons my inner freak and I will just find a man who will experience that side of me respectfully.

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u/WallabyNew1397 18h ago

Respectfully? 👀 What does that even mean?

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 18h ago

Idek. But I don't want to do something disrespectful to myself. So if I have my man I can do these things to him and with him with respect to our relationship.

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u/WallabyNew1397 18h ago

Ooh, I get you now. When does the 'search' begin? 😌

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 18h ago

It is on.

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u/Kipng3tich 9h ago

"nimeacha pombe" Maneno haya si mageni jijini!😂

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u/Suspicious-Force-157 19h ago

Get yourself a man the spice things up by taking some alcohol and unlocking that inner freakiness.

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 19h ago

I agree!

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u/Suspicious-Force-157 18h ago

Your man will be lucky.All the best.

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 18h ago

Thank you♡

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u/rognoso 18h ago

Agreed. Wacha. Get a man.

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 18h ago

Asante for affirming me.

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u/wakoreko 13h ago

The recovery may be smoother if you allow depleted vitamins through diet or direct r/supplements. Especially B vitamins.

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 7h ago

Thank you♡

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u/Queasy-Ad5961 19h ago

kissing a man

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 19h ago

I am female. So yes.

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u/Very_Unruly 18h ago

Alcohol seems to affect your decisions. Wachana nayo kabisa.

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 18h ago

Nimewacha!

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u/Very_Unruly 18h ago

Or that maybe the real you. Alcohol amplifies your hidden characters.

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 18h ago

I can't agree or refute this comment😅. Could be true.

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u/WillingnessSad4436 18h ago

How old are you.. Repressed emotions popping up or trauma. 

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u/Yllek_king 18h ago

Unasema aje me n you op tuache kuteseka😂

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 18h ago

Talk to me nicely

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u/Yllek_king 18h ago

Wacha niingie dm

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u/Silicon_Error254 18h ago

Even with a partner who understands you need to also consider moderating your alcohol intake. Look, you ate the whole pizza alone & kissed someone yet you can't recall ... imagine doing such to your your boyfriend in a restaurant full of people...lol

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 18h ago

I am not drinking again. I would hate to embarrass myself or my man.

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u/antisosshioxysist 18h ago

OP we can go drinking together

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 18h ago

No. Nimeacha pombe.

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u/Nakuja_tu 16h ago

At least wacha after 31st. Ukiacha sai bado utapigwa na temptations

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u/not_today_mr 17h ago

Reading this while wasted is nuts😂😂😂

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u/dfwmboy 16h ago

Niulize…venye umekuwa ukitype ulikuwa umelewa pia?

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u/Lawre17 14h ago

I can affirm a habbit is a disease, I have tried to quit ( I taught my self drinking) but in three months time l miss the fun and boom. When I relapse I will drink even for the months I have stayed without. On my defense, I work from home mostly so Fridays I made it a day to atleast go out and socialize. Sasa ntaenda wapi kwingine Friday jioni? 🤔😂😂

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u/Beautiful-Produce818 9h ago

True, i have been sober for 6 months now.. on Friday huwa nashangaa nifanye nini

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u/Lawre17 8h ago

Plus sijui if ni mimi tu only 2 % of my friends base hua hawalewi so its avoidable but hard to

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u/Lawre17 8h ago

Wueh 6 months umejaribu ata, umekua ukifanya nini I give it a try?

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u/Beautiful-Produce818 8h ago

I have tried everything reading on Fridays, going to the club without drinking, and doing activities like bowling. It just lacks the sense of community that comes with going out on Fridays for a drink with friends.

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u/Lawre17 8h ago

Hehe wacha tukunywe untill a reason to stop presents it self

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u/Beautiful-Produce818 8h ago

True… something happened, and that’s why I stopped.

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u/Lawre17 7h ago

Its life usijali, hio period yote did it do you any good?

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u/Beautiful-Produce818 6h ago

Realized some of the things that happened when I was drunk stemmed from the things I needed to work on.

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u/Big_Assumption_9198 13h ago

Sending you Positive Vibes Only

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u/middlofthebrook 12h ago

Call me, I have a mini bar in my place , bring your girlfriends too. Just sign thej non disclosure agreements

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 7h ago

I rebuke you IJN.

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u/ExtremeAd8289 12h ago

Mbona mnignore the onheat part - I hear (I am M) it affects judgement as well!

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 7h ago

It clearly does. I can confirm.

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u/Priest_Among_Nuns 10h ago

You can never escape your demons. You just need to find a balance..

Your actions shows you've repressed your inner desires so much such that they show up when you blackout.

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 7h ago

I agree.

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u/CandidLingonberry832 7h ago

Pombe si supu 😂

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 7h ago

I confirmed that

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u/CandidLingonberry832 7h ago

Hizi sub-stories umesema hapo tuambie zikiwa full. Unaturushia mfupa ukibaki na nyama 😂

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 7h ago

Ata siwezieleza cos they are embarrassing sana!

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u/CandidLingonberry832 4h ago

We listen and we don't judge 😉

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u/NoConcentrate4372 6h ago

hii ni uwongo

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 6h ago

We Unajua pombe btw?

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u/Cayvo-bee 5h ago

You want some new friends in 2025? Asking for a friend.

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u/Prior_Instruction_29 5h ago

are you male or female?

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 5h ago

You can't read, can you?

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u/Faizz- 5h ago

“Nimewacha pombe “ is usually followed by a crazy drinking run istg 💯

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u/LukasTaman 4h ago

If you're in Nairobi, and are a 1woman 1man kinda girl, and importantly, busy with work or business, we can work something out. I have same needs(without the alcohol embarrassment though.)

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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 4h ago

I, unfortunately, am not in Nairobi:(

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u/LukasTaman 4h ago

Well! Here's to a fulfilling 2025 for us both in our endeavours! 🥂

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u/IntelligentJacket46 7h ago

That's your calling mama. You were born a h*e