r/KeanuBeingAwesome • u/Escardy • Aug 29 '24

Keanu reeves the goat

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u/zzmej1987 Aug 29 '24

  • Tell me, Mr. Wick, is this a formal event or a social affair?

  • Social.

  • And is this for day or evening?

  • I need one for day and one for night.

  • In what style?

  • Italian.

  • How many buttons?

  • Two.

  • Trousers?

  • Tapered.

  • How about the lining?

  • Tactical.

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u/Loriali95 Aug 29 '24

My favorite comment today, bravo.

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u/Cease-the-means Aug 29 '24

I greatly appreciate what Keanu has done for all us scruffy long haired guys who can't be bothered to shave. He has made my laziness not only socially acceptable but even desirable. In the workplace he has also saved us from the matrix of 1980s baby faced expectations.

In return I am trying to following his example of dressing better..offset the tramp that just woke up in a bush look with a suit that says otherwise...

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u/Jano67 Aug 29 '24

You will go far my friend

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u/Minerva1387 Aug 29 '24

They could put that man in a sack and still he would be male perfection lol

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u/maybeCheri Aug 29 '24

Just wow!! Thank you to the creator! This goes into my saved collection❤️‍🔥

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u/monadproxy Aug 29 '24

that iconic GQ photoshoot ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️