r/IsraelCrimes Oct 02 '24

Satire, Shitpost, Meme Israel reveals its strange view of the world map as it bans UN Secretary António Guterres from the country

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u/juflyingwild Oct 02 '24

Lol. The "almost every other country in the world" map

23

u/nikiyaki Oct 02 '24

I want to see it by capita.

8

u/Jakeis1993 Oct 03 '24

It's the same map that artists used when they announced their "World Tour"

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u/Pokioh389 Oct 02 '24

Idk Russia should be on the map. Did Russia condemn them after also committing the same heinous act on Ukraine?

18

u/BigBulkemails Oct 02 '24

You might want to read up on some history son.

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u/Pokioh389 Oct 02 '24

I'm lost did I miss a class?

14

u/football_for_brains Oct 02 '24

Please circle where you think Russia is on the map.

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u/Pokioh389 Oct 02 '24

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u/Agile_Candidate2369 Oct 03 '24

Hint: russia is in Asia

1

u/Cardinal_Ravenwood Oct 03 '24

Ah yes Honolulu, the well known capital of Russia.

3

u/Pokioh389 Oct 03 '24

At least someone knows.... They just downvote without feedback

143

u/ya_bleedin_gickna Oct 02 '24

I mean he's describing the IDF perfectly - rapes, murder etc

Always the victim.....

52

u/HaesonTargEnjoyer Oct 02 '24

Every accusation from them is a confession

93

u/Derisiak Oct 02 '24

Basically, they love the UN until they realize they violated the international law, and suddenly, poof ! The UN are enemies ! :o

19

u/arkallastral Oct 02 '24

"How dare our weapon of control against poor countries turn against us?"

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u/nikiyaki Oct 02 '24

The UN literally created them! What's their justification for existance if not Resolution 181 (II)?

Without that they have zero claim to being a legitimate state!

21

u/OgcocephalusDarwini Oct 02 '24

Uh, God promised it to them and than supersedes all law. 

/s

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u/ColeBSoul Oct 02 '24

Its like you have to be a white power genocidal manifest destiny lebensraum zionist colonialist from Europe to have a valid country or something.

That’s sarcasm. These ghouls know exactly what they’re doing.

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u/Immediate_Bet2199 Oct 02 '24

The Zionists and CNN are still gonna say Israhell is the good guy even though they banned the UN secretary 😂😂

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u/englishmuse Oct 02 '24

The delusion of the Israeli regime is otherworldly.
Do they even listen to themselves?

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u/nikiyaki Oct 02 '24

The comments from their supporters are amazing too. Zero irony calling it "the civilised world" "the only countries that matter" and "if that was the real world it would be only peace".

Can't even feel anything in response to this level of reality-aversion.

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u/speakhyroglyphically Free Palestine Oct 02 '24

I think all the big-wigs know. It's all PR to them.

17

u/MenieresMe Oct 02 '24

Funny thing is Japan removed Hamas from its terror list and considers it a valid party and entity

12

u/Mediocre-Tap-4825 Oct 02 '24

I guess I can’t go to Israel. Oh nooo…

19

u/Virtual-Permission69 Oct 02 '24

This is when you know a country is a fascist dictatorship. They first want you to denounce Oct as a requirement to get into the country which when America doesn’t do. They must also denounce all enemies of the state which is neo McCarthyism. And then they finally wrap it up by pretending it’s about protecting the citizens which is very similar to the rhetoric of North Korea.

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u/thefrogwhisperer341 Oct 02 '24

Not even Ukraine , now that says something

3

u/speakhyroglyphically Free Palestine Oct 02 '24

Just another Israeli deception

3

u/appalachianoperator Oct 02 '24

If the Queen of Hearts was a country

3

u/jeff43568 Oct 02 '24

I'm sure he would very quickly condemn the sexual atrocities on the 7th just as soon as you release the list of officially identified victims and allow the UN to conduct their own investigation.

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u/Huge-Jellyfish9948 Oct 02 '24

They meant "every country in the civilized world", for this is how they view themselves, this is how delusional they are

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u/Maximum_Land3546 Oct 02 '24

Love the example! ✨

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u/That_Effective_5535 Oct 03 '24

Looks like I won’t be stepping foot on Israel’s soil as per instructions.

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u/Pbagrows Oct 02 '24

Still pushing the lies. Tool.

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u/Marxxmello Oct 02 '24

‘alays hadha hu nafs alshakhs aladhi yatahadath ean aistihqaq lubnan lilhajamati? allaenat qubalatan 😂