r/IllegallySmolCats Aug 08 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie What crime is Ozzy confessing to?

7.0k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats Nov 03 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie I woke up Coconut, Hazelnut and Pecan from a nap 😴

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8.7k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats Nov 05 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie my girl when I first met her at 5 weeks old

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7.1k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats Oct 25 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie this is Spoon.

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3.2k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats Mar 27 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie 6 weeks old

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4.2k Upvotes

My severely underweight yet darlingly dapper foster kitties. Attempting to fatten them up with baby food - they’re 6 weeks and hardly 1 pound. Happy beginning of kitten season all ♥️

r/IllegallySmolCats Jul 31 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie I’ve made a terrible mistake

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I’ve made a terrible mistake. I only started shaving my face clean about a month and a half ago after sporting a goatee or Van Dyke for like 25 years.

So I’m shaving in the shower this morning and I nick the underside of my left nostril. Starts bleeding like a stuck pig… I look like I’ve been punched in the nose.

Once I get out the shower, I dab at it with a paper towel, trying to clean up the blood. I stick a little piece of Kleenex on the cut to stop the bleeding.

I continue my morning ablutions and after a little while, the 2 lb kitten I adopted a week ago wanders in, drops the toy that he constantly carries in his mouth, jumps up on the counter, notices the white thing stuck to my nose and almost lazily reaches up and smacks it off.

Then he jumps on the floor, grabs the bloody tissue and, before I can react, immediately starts chewing on it.

So now he has a taste for my blood. Sigh.

I am doomed. Cats are obligate carnivores. It’s only a matter of time until I wake up to find him purring and gnawing my jugular in adorable bloodlust.

I am resigned to my fate.

r/IllegallySmolCats Nov 15 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie Im a shelter vet tech and one of my patients is a goofy girl

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r/IllegallySmolCats Jun 04 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie Our fosters are growing so hard, yet so smol still

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Our fosters got a very exciting day of Sitting on Humans (or in the case of Poäng, the first one, Absolutelt Not Falling of Human and therefore Sitting on Other Human). I am also not entirely convinced Snygg, the last kitten, is not a bat. She put all her grow points in her ears, and has fallen a bit behind her siblings (but still doing well!)

r/IllegallySmolCats Sep 16 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie Meet Thunderhorse!

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2.6k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats Jul 12 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie After a long hour drive home (where he cried the entire time), wolfing down half a can of wet kitten food, Dave is home! And tired!

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r/IllegallySmolCats Sep 02 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie Went out this morning. Heard crying. It was coming from the street! I've looked everywhere for mama. Three abandoned kittens in two days! Help!

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2.0k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats Jun 13 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie Sweet smol criminal with the sweetest mustache then and now.

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2.5k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats Nov 22 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie Just adopted this teeny-tiny bottle-fed baby girl. The other house goblins aren’t sure what to think of her. Meet Linda.

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The litter was found as newborns, and the foster mom thinks something must have happened to the mama, unfortunately. They set traps and kept close watch for her to return.

There were five total kittens, all of them almost the most affectionate kitties I’ve ever encountered. We didn’t need a fourth cat, but that did not seem to matter when this girl made me fall in love with her immediately.

r/IllegallySmolCats Sep 04 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie it's hard work being this small, and this cozy, and this full of chicken

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3.5k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats Jul 05 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie I've had this criminal for about five days. He spent a good five minutes on my shoulder while I played games.

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2.0k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats Nov 20 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie When you find out you’ve been domesticated

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2.1k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats Jul 11 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie Dave. He comes home tonight to do crimes 🥺 I can't wait

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1.7k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats Sep 16 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie Dave only exists in blurred images

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937 Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats Jul 29 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie Smol mustache.

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1.6k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats Jul 08 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie Panda baby is too cute for words. She deserves punishment for her crimes!

1.1k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats Aug 22 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie If I Fits I Sits: Foster Yeti

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At least someone is making use of the terra-cotta pots! 🤭

r/IllegallySmolCats 9d ago

Smol Fancy Tuxie Alcatraz visiting hours

872 Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats Aug 30 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie Cat Distribution System finally picked me!

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This cutie yelled at me from a garbage can.

r/IllegallySmolCats 14d ago

Smol Fancy Tuxie I miss when he was illegally smol

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1.1k Upvotes

r/IllegallySmolCats Nov 04 '24

Smol Fancy Tuxie Adopted this tiny void:) meet Toast!

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