r/IllegallySmolCats • u/sleeplessinrome • 19h ago

Smol and Snoozy Police are looking for this suspect. Suspect is considered Adorable.

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u/sleeplessinrome 19h ago

Suspect has progressed into Aggravated Eepy

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u/Groovy_Cabbage 18h ago

PROCEED WITH CAUTION

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u/moonie016 Smol Criminal Accomplice 17h ago

Has it located the braincell that's shared between the oranges? Also Is it still eepy?

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u/sleeplessinrome 19h ago edited 19h ago

This is Felix. He is 8 weeks yesterday and my sister’s Christmas present.

I know it’s bad to give animals as gifts for Christmas especially to children but we are an animal family. We love animals.

I have no doubt in my mind Felix will be sleeping on my sister’s various beds for the next 20 years

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u/PlushieMoon 17h ago

Best gift for an animal lover ❤️

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u/Humbler-Mumbler 3h ago

It’s the context that matters. It’s only a bad idea when the people doing it have never had a pet, don’t know what they’re signing themselves up for and treat it like an object rather than a new member of the family.

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u/MythBuster2 19h ago

Planning his next crime, no doubt. 🐈

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u/PoppyandTarget 14h ago

He looks soooo guilty!

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u/WillingnessOne2462 17h ago

Exercise maximum precaution. Suspect armed with substantial amount of cuteness. Hug on site.

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u/Similar-Beyond252 17h ago

Suspect armed with tiny razor blade claws* but still wants hugs

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u/Sweet_Buy_4908 18h ago

Dat illegal smol is casing da joint.

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u/sihaya_888 18h ago

Suspect is Adorable, and not afraid to use it!!

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u/razzle_dazzle321 16h ago

The streets will be safer when this smol criminal is in custody.

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u/master-frederick 17h ago

Disarming and dangerous

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u/GroundbreakingCow775 17h ago

CALL FOR BACKUP

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u/Glittering_Role1658 16h ago

Felix is too cute to be any kind of criminal. Well, maybe a heart thief as one look at him, and he will steal your heart.

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u/Cold-Wrongdoer1149 16h ago

The suspect is beautiful, wanted for heart theft

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u/Iwas7b4u 17h ago

Ma’am, that description seems to fit a wide variety of creatures and kitties.

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u/FeedSafe9518 14h ago

Adorable criminals, what the world coming to?

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u/PristineCoconut2851 17h ago

Absolutely adorable!! 🥰❤️🥰❤️

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u/SB_089 16h ago

Maximum security snuggle prison ASAP! 😍

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u/notacornflakegirl7 13h ago

“He’s the best guy arounddd…what murdaaaa?”

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u/Ella0508 13h ago

Dangerously adorable

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u/SlavicNinjaOfficial 11h ago

Is this guy edible?

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u/bricklish Smol Criminal Warden 10h ago

The smolice is trying to frame this upstanding cirizen! It is propaganda!

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u/Ksh_667 7h ago

The general public needs protection from this hardened smol criminal plotting world domination.

Felix deserves a life sentence of treats, pets & smoochies. Take him down officer! 😹😹😹