r/IllegallySmolCats • u/neoslith • Jul 05 '24
Smol Fancy Tuxie I've had this criminal for about five days. He spent a good five minutes on my shoulder while I played games.
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u/msbookdragon333 Jul 05 '24
Looks like he should be in r/shouldercats
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u/ThousandFingerMan Jul 05 '24
This is called shoulder surfing, he's stealing your passwords. This dangerous cybercriminal has fooled you, he knows exactly what he's doing.
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u/WheelchairGame Criminal Content Connoisseur Jul 05 '24
He's gotta watch what his new hooman Dad is doing 🥰
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u/ZweigleHots Jul 05 '24
I had a shoulder/head criminal when he was little. He still would be if he could fit. My kitchen island is high on one side, and if I (or anyone else) am not careful, he will jump onto my shoulder or back. Sometimes he loses his balance. Ow.
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u/charlesyo66 Jul 05 '24
my first cat was a shoulder cat, and then, years later, he coulnd't quite figure out why he didn't fit anymore once he had grown into a full-size Norwegian mountain cat. His brain told him, "well I fit before!" and he definitely didn't fit at that point!
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u/TheOpinionMan2 Jul 05 '24
Yo, fellow gamer: you heard of the finals?
pretty sure this game's conspirakitten pet ain't too far off yours.
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u/neoslith Jul 05 '24
I found a post from nine years ago with another cat. That one is named Curtis but he belongs to my brother.
The baby featured here is Archer.
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u/Alternative_Manner36 Jul 05 '24
There needs to be a gamercat sub
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u/neoslith Jul 05 '24
To be fair, nothing about this picture says "Gamer" unless you're looking at the back of my chair.
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u/gaspronomib Jul 05 '24
That kitten has seen some shit, at a very early age.
Cat: Why TF would they make a game where you can teabag the decapitated corpse of one of the opposing team's players?
OP: [grins]
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u/neoslith Jul 05 '24
Actual twist: I'm running a grocery store and he saw me adjusting prices to undercut market value and still earn a profit.
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u/gaspronomib Jul 05 '24
I can see why that would be infinitely more shocking than my original assumption.
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u/BatFancy321go Jul 05 '24
i truly believe that one day we'lll have touch-screens everywhere and that naturally will lead to pet/human co-op games. Kitty will smack the screen to get you level-ups and when kitty does good, the game makes a dying bird noise. and there will be a chinese 3rd party plugin device that dispenses treats for big wins!
(maybe you can do this with an ipad and a raspberry pi device?)
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u/Liu1845 Jul 05 '24
He was waiting for bird videos on youtube. My cats like to watch me play Skyrim.