This guy thinks he's the main Villain

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[u/Jynx105]

Guys like this kind of are the main villain though

[u/MrPENislandPenguin → u/Jynx105]

They look pretty good hanging from the gallows.

Edit:word

[u/jarmstrong2485 → u/MrPENislandPenguin]

I don’t think you’re using your guillotine correctly

[u/ohw554 → u/Jynx105]

Luigi Mangione would know what to do.

[u/CuzIWantItThatWay]

It would be a shame if someone posted his name here.

[u/0uchmyballs → u/CuzIWantItThatWay]

Don Peña

[u/Suitable-Judge7506 → u/CuzIWantItThatWay]

Hes famous for have yourube videos of him shitting on broke people. His name escapes me sorry

[u/DrMonkeyKing79]

At this rate somebody is gonna start a billionaire bounty board

[u/hellp-desk-trainee- → u/DrMonkeyKing79]

I'm OK with that.

[u/RulrOfOmicronPersei8 → u/DrMonkeyKing79]

we should

[u/Danger_M0ney]

He's right about one thing. Somethin' ain't right.

[u/Tdog227]

So uh what are you guys thinking we season this guy with when it all goes down? I’m thinking some thyme and rosemary.

[u/GrouchyConclusion588 → u/Tdog227]

It’s been dry aged for far too long, going to need to trim off a lot of waste and use a ton of butter-really not worth the effort and much better suited as pig feed or cover with a nice honey glaze and use as a treat for ants.

[u/nw342 → u/Tdog227]

He looks like he'd be wayyyyy too tough and chewy. You'd need to go long and slow for someone like this. Better ground down into a fine paste for the hounds

[u/DlpsYks → u/Tdog227]

Garlic and salt.

[u/Bass_Player_914]

He can't take the money with him when he dies. That poor fuck.

[u/Kazbaha]

Well that’s announcing ‘I sold my soul.’

[u/ChemistAccomplished7]

I becha his wife takes jiujitsu lessons.

[u/Open-Idea7544 → u/ChemistAccomplished7]

BJJ jiujitsu or BBC jiujitsu?

[u/TheLambthat8theLion]

That’s Dan Peña. This is just the tip of the iceberg, re dude’s villainy.

[u/SparkyCorkers]

I don't have 300 presents. I just have people that i love and that love me

[u/butcher802]

[u/GillaMomsStarterPack]

Fuck this pricks wife.

[u/EcstaticHelicopter → u/GillaMomsStarterPack]

I did. He sat in a chair and right at the end did the same thing.

[u/PBM1958]

Douche

[u/gspliff304]

What a disgusting human being

[u/Pedrovotes4u]

Are these guys healthcare CEO's ?

[u/doncroak]

It does seem like the villainess rolls right off him with little effort.

[u/cherenkov_light]

Uhhh, you’re thinking of a gallows. Because that is certainly not how a guillotine works.

[u/thr1vin9-insolitude]

I remember when Christmas used to look like like that. That was around the late 80's.

[u/legendary_fool]

Capitalism at its finest. Buy shit until you’re broke

[u/cherenkov_light]

I bought my three roommates a couple of cute t-shirts and we shared a box of candy. We are all 40, and there’s no way we could pull this off. And no, we aren’t on welfare or anything.

People like this make me ill.

[u/nckmat]

We should all feel sorry for this poor man, clearly something went wrong in his early life, maybe he was abused by his parents, maybe he was neglected, maybe his parents didn't hug him and tell him they love him, maybe he was relentlessly bullied at school or kidnapped by child traffickers and sold to a gang of pedophiles, or maybe he was born rich and never got to experience the simplicity of living without the shackles of material possessions...or maybe...he is just... A CUNT that needs to lose it all and go to jail and spend the rest of his life being the bitch of Bubba a 160kg (350lb) serial killer who enjoys inserting various objects up his victims arse till they pass out from the pain on a daily basis and keeps them chained next to the toilet so he can urinate and defecate on them when ever he desires. Too specific? I really hope I got that from a book or movie and didn't just make that shit up!

[u/Shoddy-Ad7306 → u/nckmat]

You good, bro?

[u/BemusedDuck]

All of this because Santa delivered him a lump of coal and he just can't fathom it.

[u/ohnodamo]

This is what happens to moneyed, charmless cunts when their tiny pricks stop working completely. They can't inflict on anyone nearby, so they have to weaponize remotely in any way remotely. These joyless fucks need to be deprived of everything.

[u/C-LonGy]

Rolf Harris brother is salty AF. Fuck him

[u/nw342]

I thought christmas was about coming together as a family, not capitalistic consumerism. Some of the best Christmas's ive had were because of the memories of my family, not what gifts I got.

[u/lysergic_818]

This dude is unhinged. People pay money for his coaching and advice....if you can call it that.

[u/Xconvik]

Dusty old fart

[u/hhfugrr3]

Just Googled him. Apparently he stood on the UK general election and got 733 votes putting him 6th out of 6. Seems he's only a main character to himself and not even in his small local town. I bet that upset him.

[u/TwitchTheMeow]

Blood boils at these fucking people

[u/salameSandwich83]

He is a villain tho....and also, he has an extremely punchable face.

[u/sleepinghagara]

Tbh this would be a dope snippet to add to a rap song

[u/Absurd_malapropism]

He’d look really nice in his pretty suit in a shiny new casket.

[u/NorthLondoner1976]

Who is this uber prick???????

[u/Mcydj7]

Where's Luigi when you need him?

[u/Corkwell]

This guy only acts like this because he can’t get an erection.

[u/Diligent-Basis2971]

Find him end him

[u/M00n_Life]

One day he will be our dinner

[u/Sharp_Law_7350]

Christmas was when I split this guy's dad in two after drinking a nice mulled wine while the yule log crackled. The bells jingled, the mistle toe mistled, and this old fuck cried my name until his lungs gave out. Oh Chrostmas 💙

[u/Sad-Personality8493]

I thought it was funny to be fair. And i am one of the poor fucks. Try not to take everything too seriously.