r/IAmTheMainCharacter 2d ago

No tip was left after. Just leave folks alone

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u/trotski83 2d ago

I think anyone who buys those speakers should count as just cause in any assaults against the owner

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u/Antiluke01 2d ago

Anyone who uses those speakers in this way. Not just buys lmao

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u/NoBadDaysLHC 2d ago

Why? It's a great outdoor speaker.

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u/GentleBlloomm 2d ago

The internet has made me realise that I hate dancing.

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u/TheStoolSampler 2d ago

These pricks aren't making it easy.

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u/Chicagosox133 2d ago

The internet has made me realize I hate the internet.

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u/boogswald 2d ago

Dancing is a ton of fun! I’ve never done it on the internet to post for a gazillion people.

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u/dellyj2 2d ago

Maximum douchebaggery

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u/brydawgbry 2d ago

Very punchable face with a very punchable song

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u/Annonomon 2d ago

I’d punch the shit out of that song

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u/sometimelater0212 2d ago

That isn't even interesting or talented dancing. He really thinks he's doing something 🤡

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u/Direct_Town792 2d ago

Makes you want to commit assault

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u/KnightyEyes 1d ago

Assault on a Object right? Like punching sandbags etc! Right! You're hearing it right reddit!

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u/mebutnew 2d ago

It's been pointed out almost every time this is posted (which is frequently), that they're both street performers, and know each other.

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u/Nime_Chow 2d ago

I was about to say that hug at the end would have been bizarre for a complete stranger to do, so this makes sense.

So many clips here are inside jokes or bait from friends taken out of context, but everyone is ready to release venom.

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u/Yhostled 2d ago

If they were strangers I doubt the dancer would have huggged the statue so carefully as to not make him move.

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 2d ago

If he could actually dance or do something better than an average 11 year old girl, I guess I could understand why these assholes do this shit…

But no. Its just poop for attention

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u/Whale222 2d ago

It’s ironic, it seems those of us who like to blend and mind our own business are lightning rods for people’s attention. And then you have knobs like this guy that are screaming for it.

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u/tuco2002 2d ago

We're all performing!! Now watch me!! My little brother always tried to upstage me when I was a kid.

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u/WeightAltruistic 2d ago

Pretty sure these two know each other. Why can’t we all just have a laugh.

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u/Ihav974rp 2d ago

Reddit loves to be vindictive in the comment section about things

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u/Wizdad-1000 2d ago

Was surprised to see a fair charelston step there in the middle. He should’ve still tipped the other artist though.

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u/Cordeceps 2d ago

Amazing how still those people can stay.

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u/Minute_Expert1653 2d ago

I had the sound turned off and still knew what song he had playing…

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u/Revelin_Eleven 2d ago

Yes!!!! I’m still soooo tempted to just play it to be sure. I’ll let you know if we both have the same hive mind… gonna take one for the team and listen.

Edit: took a moment… but yes, yes it was.

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u/doncroak 2d ago

He should not have touched him. I guess there's a few things he should not have done.

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u/Azark7 2d ago

Wanker.

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u/FreezerCop 2d ago

Up to the bit where he hugs him: what a twat.

After the bit where he hugs him without consent then fucks with his stuff: what an absolute cunt.

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u/Rich-Appearance-7145 2d ago

Very least he could have done after stealing this guy's limelight was drop a twenty dollar bill.

1

u/Testerpt5 2d ago

portuguese private worker vs portuguese public worker

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u/Stidda 2d ago

What a cock end.

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u/HoochShippe 2d ago

Clown tic toc dances fuck off

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u/The_muckening 2d ago

You can see he is a little bit embarrassed by the way he awkwardly scampers away because he didn’t get any sort of reaction from anyone. What a tool.

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u/Herojuana52 2d ago

What a f**

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u/Straight_Tension_290 2d ago

Idk this one aint the worst. Like yes he touched him with the hug, but its just being silly.

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u/revolutionPanda 2d ago

Me me me me me me me me

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u/LucidGoonlad 2d ago

Man...seriously, just hope he's dead now.

Might sound extreme but everything will be better without that piss streak

1

u/VladTheInhaler1997 2d ago

Need some more hairspray mate. Your fringe is moving ever so slightly

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u/gunny316 1d ago

is that the same touch your face guy with his rolling stereo. fuck that guy.

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u/bananagarage 2d ago

Russia isn’t it

1

u/77_parp_77 2d ago

If I ever see a twat doing shit like that I'm walking over, turning off his speaker and calling them a disappointment

1

u/Vu1canR4veN 2d ago

I've never wanted someone to get full force slapped as much as this cretin.

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u/AutokorektOfficial 2d ago

Go to any rave or even EDM concert and you’ll see 250lb dude that plays WoW most of the year throwing down better than this

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u/EagleSilent0120 2d ago

Even Mr. Bean paid the street artist after dancing beside him like this.

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u/LizaBrownAuthor11 2d ago

I hope business man statue dude said "I hate you" during that hug.

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u/Clint4077 2d ago

The dancer deserves a dip, standing in place is not a talent.

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u/jabo0o 2d ago

It was ok when he was just dancing. This brought more attention to the street performer.

But touching and stealing his shit is disrespectful. Completely crossed the line, a punch in the face totally makes sense.

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u/subgutz 2d ago

he didn’t steal anything though?

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u/jabo0o 2d ago

Oh sorry, I didn't realise that was his

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u/Digital_switch_blade 2d ago

Why does the white guy only know shuffle

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u/alan-penrose 2d ago

Really good dancer. This was all good vibes.

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u/PiousGal05 2d ago

Wouldn't the extra tips just go in the case, meaning the dancer is technically helping him?

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u/Iron_Disciple 2d ago

Idk how you could even come to that deduction. Are you anti-sherlock?

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u/PiousGal05 2d ago

Wrong number? I'm so confused.

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u/Iron_Disciple 2d ago

Aight so, since this guy is cringe as fuck, the chances someone tips goes considerably down. Do you get it now?

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u/Reasonable-Wing-2271 2d ago

That. Was. Amazing.

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u/BonsaiBobby 2d ago

They are both main characters.

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u/jimboiow 2d ago

Ones actually got a talent. The other is an irritating twat.

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u/Anwid 2d ago

What talent? I see none.

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u/RiverOhRiver86 2d ago

Try standing like that for 35 seconds.