Fellas, is she a hydro homie?

[u/beethovensears]

[u/BadZnake]

Homie apprentice. All homies should learn Nestlé is still worse than bong water

[u/AwkwardPancakes → u/BadZnake]

r/fucknestle 😡

[u/TwoFastfood → u/AwkwardPancakes]

Water is a HUMAN RIGHT!!😤

[u/AdA4b5gof4st3r → u/TwoFastfood]

Water is required to live and I don’t know if you’ve noticed but the right to live is a bit of a contentious issue in this day and age 😅

[u/GiveMeMyIdentity → u/AdA4b5gof4st3r]

If they want us to work to our passing, then they should at least give us basics for free

[u/AdA4b5gof4st3r → u/GiveMeMyIdentity]

no doubt. But they never have, and they likely never will.

[u/GiveMeMyIdentity → u/AdA4b5gof4st3r]

Yeup. it's annoying

[u/m1stadobal1na → u/BadZnake]

My parents are on a class action lawsuit against Nestle, for stealing the ground water that feeds our well. There's a really great picture of my stepmom standing up and screaming at a nestle rep at a town hall.

[u/_TurboMan → u/m1stadobal1na]

My dog is also suing Nestlee

[u/aliendude5300 → u/BadZnake]

Only because Nestle is evil. Purely taste-wise I think Dasani is awful.

[u/Squirreling_Archer → u/aliendude5300]

Totally agree and think it's by far the worst bottled water.

However ... I recently discovered Dasani in cans, mostly due to being at a summer event where that was the only water available, and all of the bad flavor I've always associated with Dasani was missing. Canned Dasani was totally fine, neutral tasting, drinkable and refreshing. I was shocked. Something is wrong with their bottles, man.

[u/spacestonkz → u/Squirreling_Archer]

Dasani, now flavored with micro plastics.

[u/IIrisen225II → u/Squirreling_Archer]

that makes sense since all i can taste in dasani is plastic

[u/TywinDeVillena → u/aliendude5300]

Taste-wise, the worst I've had is Corconte, and by a country mile

[u/aliendude5300 → u/TywinDeVillena]

Can't say I've tried that one

[u/TywinDeVillena → u/aliendude5300]

Nearly impossible to find outside the Castile and Leon region.

[u/Noncreative_name04 → u/aliendude5300]

Have you tried the new Dasani? I think it’s an improvement, but I also didn’t hate Dasani before so maybe I’m not the best to judge lol

[u/aliendude5300 → u/Noncreative_name04]

I haven't.

[u/GiveMeMyIdentity → u/aliendude5300]

My daughter loves Dasani and just because of that I deem it acceptable

[u/_TurboMan → u/BadZnake]

Spring water

[u/itzsommer → u/BadZnake]

If I use nestle for bong water is it better or worse than nestle bottled??

[u/AliciaTries → u/BadZnake]

The water isnt gross, the idea of giving money to nestle is

[u/DasKittySmoosh → u/BadZnake]

I came here to say the same - hydro homies know what's UP!

[u/AxeHead75 → u/BadZnake]

Agreed. Dasani is second. Why the fuck are you putting SALT in water

[u/Tybick → u/AxeHead75]

They stopped doing that now

[u/dudestir127 → u/AxeHead75]

They put salt in water? Salt in water is why they tell you not to drink from the ocean.

[u/AxeHead75 → u/dudestir127]

It’s the quantity of salt in the ocean that’s the issue. Salts are electrolytes. HOWEVER, Dasani tastes like straight up ass to the point it was a MARKETING POINT TO SAY THEY STOPPED PUTTING SALT IN THEIR WATER

[u/AtomicSymphonic_2nd → u/AxeHead75]

Also all those wonderful bacteria and protozoans swimming around in the ocean water, too. Those typically aren’t good for you.

[u/cremasterreflex0903 → u/AxeHead75]

Plants crave electrolytes

[u/MistaRekt → u/BadZnake]

WTAF is Nestlé water? I know it is a company, why exactly do we hate Nestlé?

[u/Kolz → u/MistaRekt]

“In a 2018 study, the National Bureau of Economic Research (NBER) estimated that 10,870,000 infants had died between 1960 and 2015 as a result of Nestlé baby formula used by “mothers [in low and middle-income countries] without clean water sources”, with deaths peaking at 212,000 in 1981.”

Just to be clear, this wasn’t accidental, nestle marketed to them extremely aggressively, including with free samples. The thing about free samples of baby formula is that you stop producing milk after a while of it not being used, so they were tricking women into stopping their own lactation so they became dependent upon formula that used unsafe water.

[u/MistaRekt → u/Kolz]

That is 197,370 average for all those other years, not much of a spike.

You have a source for that?

[u/positronik → u/MistaRekt]

This doesn't have those numbers, but it does go over their involvement. Basically they convinced the moms to go with baby formula by giving it to them for free. Then they stopped giving it for free, the mothers couldn't afford the formula, and by that point they weren't producing milk anymore so babies died.

https://en.m.wikibooks.org/wiki/Professionalism/The_Nestl%C3%A9_Infant_Formula_Scandal

[u/Dr_N00B → u/MistaRekt]

Evil ceo

[u/MistaRekt → u/Dr_N00B]

And Dasani is bad because Coca-Cola is evil too?

[u/Dr_N00B → u/MistaRekt]

No, dasani just tastes bad, always has

[u/MistaRekt → u/Dr_N00B]

Not sold in my country. No idea.

[u/positronik → u/MistaRekt]

They use child slave labor for their chocolate. They also legally steal water from communities and then sell it back to them. At one point they had a CEO that said water isn't a human right. Their subsidiary, Purina, has had contaminated food multiple times over the years that have killed pets.

Here is a good Wikipedia article on some of their awful behavior: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controversies_of_Nestl%C3%A9

[u/iverson6631]

Nestle is toilet water

[u/chelwithaseachenchen → u/iverson6631]

That's an affront to toilet waters everywhere

[u/Finalshock]

Bong is a great answer tbh

[u/wafflestep]

Flint, Michigan is still very bad

[u/iyamyuarr]

The water from a box just taste like box to me

[u/imadethisforcomics → u/iyamyuarr]

Some of us like the taste of box.

[u/iyamyuarr → u/imadethisforcomics]

Some boxes are better than others

[u/StarfishStabber]

Dasani

[u/Squirreling_Archer → u/StarfishStabber]

Copying my comment from elsewhere, for visibility so other fellow Dasani haters can also know...

I recently discovered Dasani in cans, mostly due to being at a summer event where that was the only water available, and all of the bad flavor I've always associated with Dasani was missing. Canned Dasani was totally fine, neutral tasting, drinkable and refreshing. I was shocked. Something is wrong with their bottles, man.

[u/fire_buds → u/Squirreling_Archer]

I’ve had it in cans just as nasty. Tastes like Costco water but with an aftertaste

Best part is it was half frozen from sitting on ice in the cooler so imagine if it was warm or room temp I wouldn’t have been able to finish it

Bottles have a big role in taste and even people who buy expensive waters can’t seem to understand.

Fiji changed their bottle distributor and now all their water from any store in person or online tastes weird unless you pour it out into a glass. For this reason I stopped drinking Fiji

I’ll throw my personal least favorite water and it will be controversial. Topo Chico. Too much carbonation and tastes too spicey. I’m not a huge fan of sparkling water but would never pay any premium for Chico

[u/NSE_TNF89 → u/fire_buds]

Tastes like Costco water but with an aftertaste

Do you dislike Kirkland Signature Purified Water? I don't like to drink water from plastic bottles, but if I do, this is my go-to.

Also, I agree. Topo Chico is overpriced and not that great. Plus, it has among the highest PFAs of all bottled waters (sparkling and still).

[u/TheShadowK → u/StarfishStabber]

But they took the salt out!

[u/StarfishStabber → u/TheShadowK]

That stuff tastes like puddle water.

[u/rosecoloredgasmask → u/TheShadowK]

Still tastes like I'm drinking the bottle

[u/Phlebbie]

Bong water is definitely the correct answer

[u/chavo81]

Arrowhead

[u/nerd101liz → u/chavo81]

100%, tastes like dirt

[u/G-M-Cyborg-313]

Nestle water.

[u/MaintenanceBack2Work]

Regina tap water, harder than granate and funky as hell.

[u/eatpant96 → u/MaintenanceBack2Work]

Man,it is so fkn nasty. I buy Whistler water whenever I can. Water should not be my delicious treat. Our water sucks.

[u/puffferfish]

I agree, fuck nestle, fuck Aquafina. But have you ever drank from a drinking fountain at the beach? It tastes like they literally pumped the water in from the beach!

[u/jweb92]

Hot dog flavored water

[u/ozzalot → u/jweb92]

What about chocolate starfish water?

[u/ibangedurmom69420]

Hot take: Dasani isn't terrible, and Aquafina is worse than Dasani (I'm just used to drinking Dasani at this point though)

[u/benhereford]

Well water takes some getting used to.

[u/throatimpaler]

Aquafina

[u/iverson6631 → u/throatimpaler]

No way Aquafina is better than most bottled waters

[u/Somecivilguy → u/iverson6631]

Sure. If you enjoy drinking pool water.

[u/unknownuser45882 → u/Somecivilguy]

I do

[u/thevaguearchive]

heavy water

[u/Sixpacksack]

Ozarka water is crap, i hate it unless it's the only thing and I've been breaking a mad sweat, then i cant deal with it, also i think it's nestle so obligatory fuck nestle

[u/abused_blade]

Still water

[u/buel_man2008 → u/abused_blade]

Those who know

[u/MagmaWyrmGodfrey → u/abused_blade]

Sparkling is utter ass.

[u/corinnigan]

Dasani tastes the worst, Nestle is the worst

[u/flamingos408]

A triple shot a gnac with a chaser of bong water

[u/L3g3ndary-08]

I can't believe I didn't see this yet.

Really warm water from a playground water fountain on a 100 degree day has got to be the worst water ever.

[u/armchairplane]

Used water

[u/Bulky-Captain-3508]

There are so many chemicals in our city water that you can smell it when you turn the tap on...

I'm still going to go with Dasani.

[u/hanksrocks]

Orange County tap water.

[u/zero_excluded]

Dish water

[u/Ununhexium420]

Weatherford texas tap water. That shit tastes like rags no cap. It even affects local food chains that don’t filter water in their soda dispensers.

[u/ozzalot]

Bong

[u/thegritz87]

RealWater Alkaline concentrate is pretty bad.

Pre-recall, at least. Ask chubbyemu.

[u/pakistanstar]

Anything from Nestle

[u/dabomm]

Bongwater

[u/TheHillionaire1017]

Love wegmans, hate their water

[u/socalfuckup]

safeway select refreshe...easy

[u/No_Corner_2576]

Easy. Arrowhead

[u/mystrile1]

When I was in Vegas I found the tap water unpleasant to the taste but apparently it's very healthy.

[u/Impressive-Dog13]

Spicket water in any major city.

[u/LightSweetCrude]

Box water. Freakin water out of a milk carton Awful.

[u/DanSavagegamesYT]

California water.

Supposedly to "save" water, we are now using sewage and pumping it back into our homes to drink.

[u/KartRacerBear]

I'd prolly say that I cannot drink tap water from any place here. I remember growing up in a small town before and tap water was fine, but the moment I left that town it always tasted AWFUL.

[u/AlexTheRockstar]

Gotta be day old hot dog water yeah?

[u/DamagedEctoplasm]

Bong water with the scooby snacks is a super valid answer

[u/elpato11]

Hot dog

[u/bohemianprime]

I know it's not gonna be the top nastiness, but Luke warm water in a plastic cup is pretty rough imo

[u/Educational-Ad-787]

The experience of drinking tap water from Guelph, ON is something I wouldn't wish even to my worst enemy. I worked at a place that had a fancy filter that actually worked well, so I bought the biggest bottle I could find and would fill it at the end of every shift to take home, because I was getting dehydrated bc I would avoid drinking that disgusting water

[u/SgtMatters]

Bong is a good answer, but did you ever try Gerolsteiner?

[u/smokinsomnia]

Tap, or Nestlé. Same thing.

[u/Consistent-North7790]

Dasani or Deja Blue

[u/222lil]

Water in styrofoam cups and office cooler water are so gross to me 🤢

[u/jsrobinson9000-2]

City of New Orleans tap water

[u/k1loup2]

Hmm as far as water I’ve come across personally…. You’ve reached a whole new level of thirst when you’re drinking out of your toddlers water bottle

[u/Ilaxilil]

Creek water

[u/Spy_crab_]

Warm plastic bottle water, I'm talking left in the sun for hours and already tasted terrible because ot was 'made' by Nestlé.

[u/lisakora]

Tap from southern Georgia. Smells like sulfur

[u/cuckholdcutie]

For sure. Also Dasani is the worst

[u/AgreeableField1347]

Dasani sucks but can anyone explain to me why Dasani water bottles smell like absolute shit when you expose them to outside air?

[u/elisejones14]

Denver tap water

[u/Altitude528O → u/elisejones14]

As a Denver native, I beg to differ. There is nothing crisper and more refreshing than Denver tap water in the winter.

Though, I beg you to try Tucson, AZ tap water. Absolutely awful.

[u/saucy-Mama → u/Altitude528O]

As someone who moved from ohio to denver

Yes denver tap water is actually pretty decent especially in winter!

[u/elisejones14 → u/Altitude528O]

Because you’re used to it. Go from northern colorado to Denver and it’s swamp water.

[u/Sweaty-Dimension4186]

Dasani or tap water

[u/PrehistoricPickle]

Dasani/ Aquafina should be stopped immediately. Absolutely disgusting

[u/PhoenixDude1]

Depends, bottled is Nestlé/Dasani, but then you've got like well water in a glass which can be touch or go depending on how sulfuric it is and if the water softener is working right. I'd rather drink sparkling water than hard water.

Objectively though the worst water is thick water. Maybe not in taste but in the absolute sin it is for existing.

[u/JaQ-o-Lantern]

Sparkling water is the worst water in my opinion

[u/andrew13189 → u/[deleted]]

Found the wicked witch

[u/iyamyuarr → u/[deleted]]

You sound dehydrated, have some water about it friend.

[u/InhLaba → u/[deleted]]

Can we ban this one? Clearly not a homie

[u/NexLuz → u/InhLaba]

Ooooo time to scram before the police come