Present from Kafka by @Pine_sEye

[u/NyarlathotepDB]

[u/brimwithno]

"I know you sent this with goodwill miss kafka but isn't human trafficking illegal?"

[u/NyarlathotepDB → u/brimwithno]

Kafka with her bounty: "Just small adding"

[u/brimwithno → u/NyarlathotepDB]

Lmao

[u/Nutwagon-SUPREMER → u/NyarlathotepDB]

You think they asked her to pose like that or she just kinda did it

[u/NyarlathotepDB → u/Nutwagon-SUPREMER]

I think she wanted to pose) so she wasn't against it.

[u/Mesaphrom → u/brimwithno]

Titania: You mean weapon trafficking.

[u/Secure-Ad5536 → u/brimwithno]

[u/SaveEmailB4Logout → u/brimwithno]

Human?

Where?

[u/JamieRenegade]

[u/Responsible_Grand_68 → u/JamieRenegade]

I am convinced that kafka would be a good mother

[u/reaperstony]

What a great present. I would pick her up, place her on a comfy seat and make her some warm and delicious food, poor girl is probably hungry.

[u/Ifalna_Shayoko → u/reaperstony]

Depends on the package transit time. :'D

[u/DoxFreePanda → u/Ifalna_Shayoko]

Well, here in Canada, there was a huge postal courier strike so... FF probably already in hibernation mode by the time she arrived.

[u/Minakami999 → u/DoxFreePanda]

Huge assumption to think the package won't be lost in transit lol

[u/DoxFreePanda → u/Minakami999]

No kidding, I found poor Gepard in my box, tied up and confused. I'm in the process of filing a complaint...

[u/Lizbian91 → u/reaperstony]

Absolutely!

[u/NyarlathotepDB]

Kafka knows what we need.

Original is here

[u/VoidRaven → u/NyarlathotepDB]

but

but I want Kafka...

I love older women

[u/GiordyS → u/VoidRaven]

Technically Firefly is far older than any woman you could ever meet

[u/Naiie100 → u/GiordyS]

Truly limited thinking. Appearance sometimes can be deceiving.

[u/KajoW2006 → u/GiordyS]

Frieren flashbacks

[u/Any_Worldliness7991 → u/GiordyS]

Firefly is older than some Aeons if you believe glamoth existed when Tayyzronth was alive. So yeah. She is old.

[u/KaiFireborn21 → u/GiordyS]

That's almost word-for-word citation from Frieren. Truly a wicked woman

[u/Adominus_Gaming → u/VoidRaven]

My brother Divided by distance, united by haglove

[u/just_deckey]

y’all are so weird

[u/m3zb3z]

Step back 🤺gooners 😷 step back🤺 I rebuke ✋ thee 👹 in the name of the holy mother 🏋️‍♀️ May your post nut clarity hit hard and mercilessly

[u/Bot1K]

^{can I have Kafka instead?}

[u/Zyizon → u/Bot1K]

Why not both

[u/ugur_tatli → u/Zyizon]

Both is great

[u/Lizbian91 → u/Zyizon]

Ah, yes, absolutely. I like the way you think! And we may as well throw Silverwolf into the mix, too. And Blade, too! Something for everyone!

[u/PienPeko]

firefly, before we do this I need you transform into sam first!

[u/testraz]

why is she crying wtf

[u/trailblazersbat → u/testraz]

Because this is literally human trafficking. She was tied up put into a box and shipped. It's disgusting

[u/testraz → u/[deleted]]

i find it extremely weird and disturbing how an image of a girl defenseless and in tears gets y'all going tbh

[u/akiangelfan420]

Wtf is this atrocious shit she’s literally crying and is tied up in a box .. this is literally human trafficking what the hell

[u/Silenthilllz]

💀 ew

[u/trailblazersbat]

This is literally just human trafficking, disgusting

[u/aRandomBlock]

This is weird

[u/ScrewllumMainSoon]

Gross

[u/StardustGeass]

To be honest, I thought at first she was Clara xD

[u/VenandiSicarius → u/StardustGeass]

Imagining Kafka yoinking some random Belebog person she saw us hanging around and mailing them to us for Christmas is funny af.

"I saw you hanging around one of them and wasn't sure which one was your favorite, so I grabbed the cutest."

[u/StardustGeass → u/VenandiSicarius]

RIP Stellaron Hunter due to Svarog hunting them.

[u/West-Advantage-5593 → u/StardustGeass]

Buddy?

[u/wormcanman → u/StardustGeass]

[u/Exeftw → u/wormcanman]

I love how the rest of the dissertation pops up at the last millisecond.

[u/Expert-Yoghurt5702]

Kafka..............................what the hell bro

[u/57duck]

“After we dropped you off she would never shut up about you, so here.”

[u/SuzukiSatou]

[u/Joseph_LVS]

sam

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[u/Jakub_Bujnak]

Cute!

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[u/Tentative_Username]

But I wanted Kafka as a present instead

[u/AlexisF-11037]

god I wish that was me

[u/Ultradamo2306]

Is that kafkas way to ask for grandchildrens ?

[u/Robstar98]

I love how the fact that it implies there wasn't a couple. I'm actually criticizing the company for the way they managed it.