r/HolUp • u/knownbuyer1 • 2d ago

Ranked Matchmaking

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u/WhatsTheHolUp 2d ago edited 2d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

Equally skilled drivers take each other out

Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/the_potato_man574447 2d ago

Skill based match making

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u/Moist_Towletts 2d ago

They get out fine because they both high and start bickering about k/d

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u/A_Math_Dealer 2d ago

How do I rank up so I can drive with people the same skill level? I keep getting rookies that don't know the controls or the rules.

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u/jaxonya 1d ago

Nascar or indy

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u/techman710 2d ago

I don't laugh that hard very often, but this one hit the spot. First down, one player has been disqualified.

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u/absyrtus 2d ago

Same fucking laughed my ass off

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u/Squier133 2d ago

Definitely sounds like North Las Vegas. Actually, that could be literally anywhere in the valley, and I wouldn't be surprised.

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u/alwayskared 2d ago

The hunger games have evolved

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u/Vertlin 2d ago

instead of threaten them to do death game, they just give these peoples drugs instead and we got similar result..

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u/BZLuck 2d ago

Don't offsetting penalties in football usually result in replaying the down?

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u/Healthy-Pound-461 2d ago

Yes. The official would say "replay" or "still first down."

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u/dryfire 1d ago

Maybe two wrongs do make a right.

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u/GorillaX 2d ago

That's not how offsetting penalties work. You'd replay the down.

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u/Liraeyn 2d ago

In that condition, I doubt they got farther than first down.

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u/20WaysToEatASandwich 2d ago

Yeah, it should really just say "Penalties offset, replay first down"

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u/HidenTsubameGaeshi 2d ago

Victimless crime

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u/tengrici_anchois 2d ago

Meet me at high noon type shit

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u/AstralMystogan 2d ago

Friendly fire was on.

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u/Nervous_Classic4443 2d ago

Sounds like a classic case of too many cooks in the kitchen. When everyone thinks they're the star, chaos is bound to happen.

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u/senbonkagetora 1d ago

Damn a new twist metal is already out?

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u/prismstein 1d ago

her build is better

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u/ju1c3_rgb 18h ago

I always knew cocaine was the better choice

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u/Embarrassed-Bed-7435 16h ago

But why is the woman described as a speeder and the guy is a drunk driver, when they're both high? Or was he also drinking, on top of the meth?