r/FuckeryUniveristy • u/GeophysGal Moderator FuckeryUniveristy • 3d ago
Fucking Awesome Merry Christmas from me, to you!
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u/ChooseExactUsername 3d ago
Merry Christmas.
It looks like turkey. I was expecting possum
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u/GeophysGal Moderator FuckeryUniveristy 3d ago
Ha! Chicken. But good guess.
You know, i’m in Texas, possum is supposed to be good eating. Not.
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u/tmlynch 3d ago
Armadillo is supposed to be pretty good...
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u/GeophysGal Moderator FuckeryUniveristy 3d ago
There’s where I went sideways. Listened to Alas, Babylon and they are Armidillo in that. I just realized I got the critter wrong.
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u/TheBrokenape 2d ago
I'm almost sure I have a recipe in a cookbook here for possum... hrmm gonna have to do some reading later tonight
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u/BlackSeranna 👾Cantripper👾 3d ago
But you totally had a possum or two in your house, didn’t you? You should’ve taken advantage of this fact and then Christmas could have been free!
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u/tmlynch 3d ago
I roasted a 15 lb. turkey for 4 people. I have a few leftovers.
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u/GeophysGal Moderator FuckeryUniveristy 3d ago
That Turkey I cooked at thanksgiving, I dropped it on the floor. 🙄
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u/tmlynch 3d ago
This one went another than Thanksgiving. That last one, I spilled a good bit of drippings on my mother in law's floor, and the stove, and the oven, and some cabinets, and a bag full of cans.
Kept the turkey safe, though.
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u/BlackSeranna 👾Cantripper👾 3d ago
Not sure why, but I am in this club as well. I have dripped turkey everywhere, and then cleaning it up is just one more thing that takes a long time because of all the grease.
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u/BlackSeranna 👾Cantripper👾 3d ago
There’s always the three second rule!
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u/GeophysGal Moderator FuckeryUniveristy 3d ago
I shattered the pfaltzgraff platter it was on. I was worried about shards. I would feed any to sissy for that reason.
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u/BlackSeranna 👾Cantripper👾 2d ago
That makes sense. Some shards are too small to see and can make tiny cuts in an intestine. It’s too dangerous by far to risk it. I’ve been in the same position for sure, and the dog I had looked at me like I was a traitor! But, rules are rules.
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u/Smoothmunii 3d ago
Merry Christmas from, the land of its too bloody hot, Australia. Your Christmas feast looks delicious. I made an 8hr brisket that was amazing.
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u/GeophysGal Moderator FuckeryUniveristy 2d ago
Don’t worry. I’m in Texas, I’ll be there soon, never fear.
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u/carycartter 🪖 Military Veteran 🪖 2d ago
Merry Christmas, Fizz!
Our meat of repast this year is spiral cut honey roasted ham.
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u/Kent_Doggy_Geezer 🙉🙊🙈 2d ago
Happy Christmas fella. I hope you had a good day, and will get to see some friends and family, if that’s your wish. And a very healthy, happy and successful New Year whatever it is that you do. 🎄
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u/hamsterfeet13 3d ago
Merry Christmas to you, too!