It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Xmas...

[u/SixGunZen]

It's beginning to look a lot like Xmas 🎵

You can suck my balls

Jiggle them while you lick

Eat my entire dick

Then I'm gonna deck your fuckin halls!!

It's beginning to look a lot like Xmas 🎶

You can fuck yourself

Take a 5 gallon bucket of shit

And immediately start eating it

Then shove and electric eel up your ass!

💥🖕💥

[u/treble-n-bass]

This is fucking gold

Well done, Fucko McShitpants!

🖕🏅🏆🏵️🏆🏅🖕

[u/Splattered_Smothered]

I'm going to upvote your ass...only because I've written tripe like this and can appreciate how much it sucks!

Fuck you for attempting to be the dick that you are by putting shit like this into the public domain.

🖕

[u/treble-n-bass → u/Splattered_Smothered]

Hey Splatt - do we have a 3rd partner in crime for our Fuck You album? Whaddya think?

[u/Splattered_Smothered → u/treble-n-bass]

I think so!

[u/treble-n-bass → u/Splattered_Smothered]

Allright, u/SixGunZen, shake them cobwebs offa yer geetar and vocal cords - you and Splat’ll be guitaring and singing vocals, I’ll play bass and make music charts, the three of us will lyricize and arrange the tunes, we’ll get a kickass drummer and keyboardist, we’ll come up with a demo reel w/music videos, we’ll pull some strings w/management, and get on rotation w/festivals and shit, and fuck you. 🖕

This cannot fail.

What are we gonna name our band? The Motherfucking Motherfuckers?

[u/SixGunZen → u/treble-n-bass]

We've had a band since like 2018. It was called High Moronica. We just forgot to make any music. Fuck you.

[u/treble-n-bass → u/SixGunZen]

OMFG. That’s right. We will call it that. There is not a better band name. Fuckin’ A, hell YES. So, … here we go.

“HIGH MORONICA, FEATURING THE BEST OF THE HOLIDAY HITS AND BEYOND - NEXT UP AT LOLLAPALOOZA 2026!!!”

(Cuz it’ll take a year or so to put together a business plan and rehearse the band)

[u/SixGunZen → u/treble-n-bass]

Man when I was a teenager and thought I was gonna be a rock star, I had no idea I needed to do anything but write, record, and perform, and get signed. The rest was a question mark. I was like the underpants gnomes in South Park.

[u/IceWallowCome1232]

Pretty sad I see you here a lot. Aren’t you supposed to hate us, OTT?

[u/SixGunZen → u/IceWallowCome1232]

You don't get to call me that. You're a newbie. People who call me that were in the sub when that was my account name. You weren't. You've been in here for like 3 months acting like you're one of the old guard and ripping off our jokes to boot. Fuck completely off.

[u/IceWallowCome1232 → u/SixGunZen]

I will call you whatever the fuck I want, Shitfuck McGee.

[u/SixGunZen → u/IceWallowCome1232]

At least your username is honest. Fuck you.

[u/IceWallowCome1232 → u/SixGunZen]

Fuck off beyond human limits, maybe. That might help your cock sucking addiction.