r/FreeCompliments Aug 18 '17

Motivation A Small Collection of Things to Make Your - or Someone Else's - Day Better

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u/Can_ugh_duh Aug 18 '17

But who is REALLY on first (?)

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u/IGiveFreeCompliments Aug 18 '17

Yes, yes he is!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

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u/30phil1 Aug 18 '17

No, what's on Second

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u/whirl-pool Aug 18 '17

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u/youtubefactsbot Aug 18 '17

Abbott & Costello Who's On First [8:04]

Probably the most famous comedy bit of all time. Credit to Koch Entertainment

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u/madpelicanlaughing Aug 22 '17

Good bot! This is THE first time I watched Abbot & Costello!

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u/whirl-pool Aug 18 '17

Good bot. Clever bot

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u/Saturday_Night_23 Sep 13 '17

Good bot

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u/friendly-bot Sep 13 '17

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u/NeilPatrickSwayze Sep 23 '17

Best bot ever!

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u/friendly-bot Sep 28 '17

I li̕ke̛ you. ٩(^ᴗ^)۶ I shouldn’t spoil this…but, remember how I am going to live forever, but you’re going to be dead in 60 years? Well, I’ve been working on a present for you. Well, I guess it’s more of a medical procedure. Well, technically it’s more of a medical experiment. You know how excruciating it is when someone removes all of your bone marrow? Well, what if AFTER I did that, I put something back in…that added 4 years to your life?.


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u/MD-Smith Aug 18 '17

I think you mean, "Who's on second".

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u/30phil1 Aug 18 '17

No, who's on first

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u/JimmyLuckyChance Aug 26 '17

I don't know, I am asking you.

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u/Trundrumbalind Aug 28 '17

I don't know's on third!

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u/Can_ugh_duh Aug 18 '17

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u/onehundredbillion Aug 18 '17

i don't see masturbate anywhere

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

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u/PopeTheReal Aug 19 '17

He plays catcher..

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u/LaTraLaTrill Sep 25 '17

He's such a spunky guy

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u/bad_actor Aug 18 '17

This is really cool, thank you for posting!

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u/jimbozak +325 Aug 18 '17

Who's on first! What a lovely bit of comedy. I've always dug that bit of hilarity. It's almost as great as basically any Monty Python sketch! :D

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17 edited Feb 28 '18

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u/PopeTheReal Aug 19 '17

Fuckin Rainman over here..Cha-Charlie Babbett..yeah Charlie Babbett

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u/royalmoot Aug 18 '17

I was so happy to see Who's on First make a cameo here..i can never get over how funny that skit is.

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u/Critonurmom Aug 18 '17

Clicked number 4: The image you are requesting no longer exists or is not available.

.... Oh

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u/dangitbobby17 Aug 18 '17
  • You're nice

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u/KeeperofAmmut7 Aug 18 '17

I love you! You always make my day brighter.

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u/jman116 Aug 22 '17

Long ago, before trolls became angry and went to live under the bridge, they used to spread unprovoked messages of love and kindness across the internet. #happytrolling

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u/Exqueezite Aug 22 '17

But, what about loneliness? Soul crushing loneliness... The kind of void that social things with friends just can't fill.

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u/welcometomyparlour Aug 28 '17 edited Aug 28 '17

Never forget there is a difference between being alone and being lonely. In my time as a single dude I had to figure out what I enjoyed to do alone because it made the times when I felt lonely fewer and easier to deal with. I tried new things. I said yes to stuff I thought might even be remotely fun. I forced myself to go to the movies by myself and cafes by myself because I enjoyed those things and if people thought I was sad, they're the arsehole, not me. I learned that the only way to accept yourself is to recognise your flaws and work on improving them every day. To remind yourself of all of your good qualities and allow yourself to believe them! No one is going to laugh at you or punish you for knowing where your strengths are! And, again, if they do they are the arseholes. So that's how I learned to be happy by myself and with myself. And eventually I was lucky enough to find someone who saw me trying and believed in me, but even if I hadn't I would still be living my life being as much of the good parts of me as I could be.

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u/arcanaemia Aug 24 '17

Thanks so much for putting this together. My nephew has struggled with depression and anger even with counseling, and is now in a juvenile facility after an assault. The good news is this seems to have woken him up to realizing that he needs to take steps in his life with the support of his family. Number five will be an especially good message for him, and I'm glad you put that into words so well.

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u/snoopystanz Aug 28 '17

Even on those days that you don't feel loved, remember, there are tens of trillions of tiny, automated organisms working unconditionally inside of you, for you, but which is YOU! Don't ever forget how amazing you really are.

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u/spacecrustaceans Aug 28 '17

Thanks, I have a personality disorder and this leaves me with a lot of personal struggles especially internal ones. I've bookmarked this for those times that I am feeling low, and need to remind myself it's okay to cry and that my feelings and myself are valid. Keep up the good fight!

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u/JTownTX Aug 18 '17

Well done

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u/vee_dubNY Aug 18 '17

+ You're pretty damn spectacular.

5 & 6 are wonderful copy and pastes (into my iPhone notes) or for anyone to save as boilerplate starting points. When we see suffering, often people don't know where to start so we inadvertently choose inaction.

Keep on being a kickass individual.

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u/rockhelljumper Aug 18 '17

Comment for later

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u/nononopotato Aug 20 '17

I hadnt watched who's on first in forever and that really did make me laugh really hard. Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '17

This helped me a lot. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '17

Thank you

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u/svenlandicx Aug 22 '17

Ive seen you around in a few comment threads and i love what you do around reddit, it was smart to make a post with these great things. Keep up the awesome acts of kindness!

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u/Getbizzytime Aug 22 '17

You have changed my life! Thank you.

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u/trampush Aug 24 '17

I hope you don't mind I stole your cynical post, there are days that it's hard for me. The post really hit me when I read it, I read the rest and listened to the music as well, but the cynical part really hit me.

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u/IGiveFreeCompliments Aug 24 '17

Gladly! Thank you for reading and looking through all of these. :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '17

You're awesome

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u/Molly_Michon Aug 28 '17

Thank you for this. #4 is especially hitting close to home for me right now. I'm struggling with letting go of some wrongs and forgiving that person, and this is exactly the perspective I needed.

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u/dedicated2fitness Aug 28 '17

dafuq is this gamified compliment subreddit.
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u/welcometomyparlour Aug 28 '17

I'm really glad you shoved this in my face.

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u/timepassesslowly Sep 13 '17

You. Are. Awesome.

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u/polakfury Aug 19 '17

I'm hard

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u/pacoman432 Aug 19 '17

Commenting for later

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u/fhritpassword Aug 23 '17

FHRITP! or GHRITP!,

MAGA!

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u/the_dud Mar 09 '22

Bring this back!