r/Eyebleach • u/Drsafeeer • 3d ago

A Chamois At Lightspeed & Blaring His Horn

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u/Ok-Masterpiece9087 3d ago

Thought it was going to eat shit when it went over the rock there

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u/DragonfruitFew5542 3d ago

Clearly this goat is related to Shaun White. Perhaps we call him the flying black radish, instead of the flying tomato.

(Yes it's a horrible nickname but there are few naturally black vegetables and I wasn't about to call him the flying eggplant because...reasons).

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u/4DPeterPan 3d ago

Nah bro he glided.

He went with it.

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u/aworldwithinitself 3d ago

god damn i say god DAMN

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u/RevolutionaryRub3633 3d ago

I don't think I could even FALL down the mountain that fast.

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u/pmcg115 3d ago

Well he's actively running down, so probably not.

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u/goodfriend_tom 3d ago

My cat gets the zoomies too.

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u/Vesper2000 3d ago

What was it running from I wonder.

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u/Natural_Category3819 2d ago

They have zoomies everyday. The males actually assert dominance through running. The one that is higher up when both drop from exhaustion is the winner

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u/p0p_thAt 3d ago

It's own boredom

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u/GoNinjaPro 3d ago

I run like this in dreams sometimes.

Not always. I also have the "my legs aren't working right" dreams.

But the ones where I can run really fast are awesome.

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u/klelo 2d ago

I have dreams where I fly ! Well not actually fly but more like jump and ride air currents . So weird to explain.

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u/MisanthropyIsAVirtue 2d ago

Same, more like gliding.

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u/klelo 2d ago

Exactly ! Which is crazy because I always have to warn myself not to go too high ??? Lmao glad I’m not the only one with these dream superpowers.

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u/srandrews 3d ago

Could this be one of the faster land animals having used gravity in its favor?

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u/ilost10yearsofkarma 3d ago

Oh lawd! He comin’!!!

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u/Dittongho 2d ago

How the hell is it going to stop??

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u/AppropriateScholar55 3d ago

That was fast!

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u/dapleoH 2d ago

GAS GAS GAS

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u/Sad_Confidence9563 3d ago

I can just hear it cussing in my head lmao

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u/AlanB-FaI 3d ago

Insane strength and speed

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u/Overwatch099 3d ago

When you try to catch a deer in Zelda

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u/somefuneh 3d ago

Cool footage. Where was this taken?

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u/Natural_Category3819 2d ago

The Alps- Italy I think?

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u/WitchsWeasel 2d ago

Prolly France or Switzerland since the title uses the French name

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u/somefuneh 2d ago

Interesting, thanks.

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u/Suspicious-Elk-3631 3d ago

Running like that looks like it would be soo fun

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u/beepbeepbubblegum 2d ago

I thought Cliffracers were extinct.

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u/Mundane_Cake6565 2d ago

Falling with style.

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u/Seygem 2d ago

bro got places to be

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u/pavulonus 2d ago

That was yesterday, 5 minutes before they closed last shop in town...

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u/simpl3t0n 2d ago

Oh man, imagine climbing all that way back up, ugh.

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u/blillow 2d ago

Reminds me of Skyrim somehow...

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u/Brasticus 3d ago

Must have left the gas on.

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u/PainterEarly86 2d ago

skyrim horses

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u/Fit-Rip3305 2d ago

I’d be worried about whatever it was running from.

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u/Natural_Category3819 2d ago

Not much up there, that's why they do so well. Lynx occasionally. But the males run races to fight for dominance.

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u/dimii27 2d ago

That's HARDCORE

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u/28MilkDuds 2d ago

All gas no brakes

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u/IIIIChopSueyIIII 2d ago

Why does the sound seem edited in?

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u/ChillinCheeseFries 2d ago

How I run in my dreams

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u/StallionTalion 2d ago

He might be the fastest land animal at that moment

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u/Feefifiddlyeyeoh 2d ago

Is it just me, or does it look like that chamois is on its way down the mountain into Whoville?

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u/internet84porn 2d ago

I can’t stop…..Earl!!

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u/Silly-Strawberry705 2d ago

He’s saying “I’m fast as **** BOI!”

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u/chinu6613 1d ago

That dude had to, he missed 3 calls from his dad.