r/Erotica • u/fridgefucker12 • Nov 05 '15

Fucked my dirty slut of a refrigerator. NSFW

I walked into the kitchen to retrieve my baked chicken from the oven. From the corner of my eye I saw it. My refrigerator. My cock tingled in my pants. A light beige color, stamped with magnets, a double door, an ice maker. I tried to ignore it but I couldn't. After seeing it several times this afternoon I was on the verge of breaking. I set the chicken tray down on the counter and walked over to my fridge.

"You just gonna tease me all night? You dirty slut." My dick tingled again and I knew my impulses were taking over me. I opened the refrigerator door and with a leg on either side of the door I began to rub my cock in the middle of it. With the door open I could see inside of the fridge. It was almost completely empty with the exception of somebbq sauce, (sweet baby rays), and a 32oz beer. Stains littered the fridge.

"You are a dirty slut". I said, my cock hardening at the sight of the stains. I opened the freezer door while dry humping the other door still. It was empty. It needed to be filled. I pulled my cock out and stuck it in the freezer door. The cold air coming out felt so good on my dick. I took the door and closed it on my dick gently, the pressure sending waves of pleasure throughout me. I kept pulsating pressure on my cock while licking the side of the door, every lick was pure ecstasy.

"You fucking nasty whore, you fucking slut, you've been teasing me all night. Think I'm gonna let you get away with that"? My cock was rock hard. "Where do you want it? There? Your so nasty. Gonna cum with me, huh"?

I pulled out and began fucking the door again, rubbing my cock against it vigorously. "Oh fuck, oh fuck. I'm cumming". I gripped the door handle tightly and licked the door, slobbering open mouthed on it as my cock spurt thick ropes of cum against the beige door.

"Fuck", I said, after I could speak, "let me get you a towel". I kissed my fridge one more time before leaving.

Fucking thing was asking for it all night.

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u/redditispurecockshit Nov 05 '15

Lol. What. The. Fuck.

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u/fridgefucker12 Nov 05 '15

: ) glad you enjoyed, I did too.

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u/mainzy Nov 05 '15

lmfao :'D this is killing me

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u/fridgefucker12 Nov 05 '15

It's based on a true story : ) I love my fridge but its getting hard to fuck it the way I have been. I wish it were more easily fucked...

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u/mainzy Nov 05 '15

try not to get your dick caught in the door but if you do be sure to post the pics

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u/fridgefucker12 Nov 05 '15

I don't think It's possible but I'll be sure to send pics to you : )

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u/mainzy Nov 05 '15

You could probably make some money selling those pictures ; ) lol

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u/KunshuDark Feb 21 '22

holy shit... the fridge fucker ..!!

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u/lord_kale Dec 22 '22

what in the flying fuck did i just stumble across

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u/Ok-Floor522 Feb 19 '23

Better question is how did you find it

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u/lord_kale Feb 23 '23

A sidebar linked here, IIRC. It was a joke link.

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u/Ok-Floor522 Feb 24 '23

Where at? Out of curiosity. I actually wrote this a long time ago when I was off meds and going through a breakdown lol

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u/lord_kale Feb 24 '23

I think it was r/internet_funeral? I could be wrong.

Edit: NVM, I have no idea. Hope you recovered well from your breakdown.

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u/Ok-Floor522 Feb 24 '23

Thanks bro I have, back on meds