r/EnoughMuskSpam • u/veggidumpling • 1d ago
Rocket Jesus In tonight’s twitter space MAGA former fanboys out Adrian Dittman as Musk.
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u/stoneasaurusrex 20h ago
"you know how retarded you're gonna sound, when one day who I am is gonna come to the surface??"
Why one day, why not today? How hard is it in this day and age of technology to hop on a video call, or post a picture?
I've never seen one person work so hard to prove they aren't someone else, when all they have to do is just show themselves.
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u/TCK1979 19h ago
He wants us to believe that he’s someone famous and powerful, but also that he’s not the one famous and powerful person that sounds exactly like him. Fucking lol
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u/rabouilethefirst enron musk 18h ago
Yeah… like obviously the real zinger would be if he was just a nobody from South Africa… but he makes it sounds like “yeah!!! You’re gonna be so surprised when you find out I’m actually Elon musk!!! Then you’re gonna feel dumb!!!”
What a fucktard 😂
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u/GarysCrispLettuce 18h ago
Exactly, if Adrian Dittman was real we would have seen a photo or video of him by now.
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u/FreshFishGuy Texas Institute of Technology and Science 17h ago
It's so stupid, if Adrian isn't Elon, then what's even the point of him other than sounding like Elon? No one knows anything about him, what authority does he have to speak on anything if he's just some random guy?
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u/ImdaPrincesse2 22h ago
I scanned Adrian's account and he's either 12 or using ChatGPT to generate his comments.
So awkward and weird.
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u/state_chart 19h ago
12? So, then it really cannot be Elon, because Elon seems to be more like 8 or at most 9 judging from his tweets.
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u/UnderTheGun-Alice 22h ago
Please link/copy the whole thing, it will get taken down. Think of it as 'evidence'.
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u/veggidumpling 22h ago
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u/Cartmansanalprobe_ 19h ago
Who does he think he’s fooling?
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u/mygoditsfullofstar5 18h ago
The same people who honestly believe this drug-addled moron is going to build a 1,000,000 person city on Mars.
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u/WinterDice 18h ago
Any truly independent board of directors would have fired him years and years ago.
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u/avrbiggucci 17h ago
Tesla's main problem is that Elon is such a good hypeman that if they removed him then Tesla's underlying issues would become much more significant.
Tesla is only as valuable as it is right now because Elon is a master conman.
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u/WinterDice 16h ago
And because he has so much money that the IRS and SEC are too chicken to do their goddamn jobs.
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u/ToWitToWow 20h ago
Elon always sounds like he’s perpetually holding a shot of his mommy’s breast milk at the back of his throat.
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u/MrMassshole 18h ago
Honestly imagine being the wealthiest man and this is the shit you do. The guy is a fucking cringe machine. It’s seriously sad.
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u/mygoditsfullofstar5 18h ago
"WhoAmI?WhoAmI?WhoAmI?"
The cringiest weirdo in the history of cringy weirdos. That's who you are. "This guy is so f**king stupid!" If you really weren't Elmo, you wouldn't get so upset that no one believes that you're not Elmo. And if you really aren't Blobby and it's really so important to you for people to believe that, then you'd just show up in public with Blobby.
I'm starting to think that the only person who believes Dittman isn't Musk is Blobby himself - that somewhere along the way, Blobby developed dissociative identity disorder and Dittman is an alt. That would actually make more sense than that this idiot really believes he's fooling anyone with this charade.
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u/Snapdragon_4U 18h ago
The laugh is the clearest indication. Not that I’ve ever had an iota of doubt but anyone questioning it should be able rule out AD being anyone other than Elmo.
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u/Jocuhilarity 17h ago
It's just so crazy that the richest man in the world chooses to spend his time this way. He is literally arguing with a bunch of literal nobodies under a alias. This will be studied one day
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u/tahoma403 16h ago
Yes. But when the truth comes out, Elon/MAGA will just laugh it off as epic trolling.
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u/QueanLaQueafa 17h ago
Dude, he sounds THE EXACT SAME as Muskrat. Does he truly believe no one will notice
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u/GarysCrispLettuce 18h ago
It's all gone pear shaped for Cissy SpaceX over the last 24 hours and I'm so happy about it. I'm actually looking forward to the weekend for the first time in over a year.
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u/Singularity-42 12h ago
Holy shit, this Adrian Dittman fella posts several times an hour. Add that to Elmo's Twitter and he literally cannot be doing anything else but shitpost X-cretions on Xitter.
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u/not_suicidal_42 7h ago
Adrian Dittman isn't Elon Musk, and yes, you're going to find out who he is and how he came to be.
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u/Angelo2791 Prosecute/Musk 1d ago
His laugh is more distinctive than a fucking fingerprint.
Also, his entire argument style seems to be just a combo of Proof by Intimidation, Ad Hominem Fallacies, and the Gish Gallup.