r/EmpireDidNothingWrong • u/Wolf97 • Apr 03 '17

META The final state of our Empire's symbol. We did the Emperor proud!

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u/PiggyTerry Apr 03 '17

That fucking red dot has left me scarred and deformed

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u/Shortsleevedwarrior 128th TIE Interceptor Squadron Apr 03 '17

Let it serve as a reminder that the terrorists will stop at nothing to destroy what is good in the galaxy! We must fight every day to end their anarchy ridden cause! I assure you our resolve has never be stronger!

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u/arknarcoticcrop Apr 03 '17

It represents the insignificance of the Rebel Alliance compared to the Empire.

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u/lovebus Apr 04 '17

It's an exhaust port

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '17

No larger than a womp rat. It's hardly visible.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '17

Ironic...

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u/cmdR_CHRIS Apr 04 '17

he could save others from death, but not himself.

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u/ELRIC206 Apr 04 '17

I'm the one that placed the red dot. I only went to /r/place once and that was the only dot I placed. Fully intended on turning it back to black but 5 minutes is a long time and I got bored.

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u/Syvandrius Apr 04 '17

You are a disgrace to all that is good and righteous in the galaxy, you should be ashamed of yourself! Damned terrorist sympathizer!

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u/ELRIC206 Apr 04 '17

yea I know, I'm a real piece of garbage.

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u/Wolf97 Apr 03 '17

Our allies in the Far Left Side helped a great deal in fighting off invasion and were rewarded with help, when the Void struck at Aku, from the glorious forces of the Empire! The Empire rewards its allies and we have triumphed in the name of the Emperor!

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u/Runtles Captain Apr 03 '17

Apart from their early time where they tried to swarm us in red. Never forget their treachery too.

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u/Trumpopulos_Michael Apr 03 '17 edited Apr 03 '17

It's not perfect or fully completed, but neither was DS-2. I'm fully confident if we built a Death Star to this standard it would properly destroy a planet at least, and that's really all you can ask for with saboteurs coming from everywhere.

(That single red exhaust port though... such a blemish for only two meters wide!)

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u/wetwater Apr 03 '17

While my time was limited, I am proud to say I did my part to defend this symbol of our empire.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '17

That red dot stands for a thermal exhaust port.

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u/Mechanicalmind Apr 04 '17

As an Italian, I defended the borders of our Imperial Crest from my fellow countrymen who kept invading the outer rim.

Thank you, fellow imperials o7

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '17

Arrivederci.

That's pretty much all I know, and it's only because of Vento Aureo

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u/Aerospherology Apr 05 '17

Should've but the Death to the Rebellion Star.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '17

Um... why is our grand empire associated with... um... "fully automated luxury gay space communism"? That is an insult to the empire!

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u/Wolf97 Apr 04 '17

The Empire rewards its allies. Do not question the will of the Emperor.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '17

I will do as the Empire says, and help who he allies with.

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u/Mechanicalmind Apr 04 '17

Well, the Empire was also allied with us Italians. Which may be slightly better than "fully automated luxury gay space communism".