r/EmpireDidNothingWrong Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 07 '24

Discussion How much of an “Imperial” are you?

Comment on this post and tell me how "Imperial" you are based off the things you do or have in everyday life that distinguishes you from normal people/rebel scum. I'll go first. Every now and then, I'll cry while listening to the Imperial March because it's just that good. Alright, your turn!

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u/Realistic-Safety-565 Aug 07 '24

I listen to Tie Fighter soundtrack (in excellent recreation by Alexey Savalyev) while driving.

 10 hours of looped Darth Vaders breath to sleep peacefully. 

 When I see anyone claiming to be objectively good guys, I look for hidden agenda or issues. 

I don't try to be right. I try to solve problems.

 My kid calls anyone running from / denying / ignoring their emotional state "just like Jedi".

 I know that state of inner love and peace, if untended, devolves into apathy; and that while trapped in apathy you need to embrace your anger to get out of it, before you can start thinking of peace again.

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 07 '24

Teaching the youth about the great ideologies of The Emperor? You deserve a fricking medal. 

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 08 '24

Here u go: 🎖️

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u/Dazzling_Baker_54 Aug 10 '24

Christ get that kid a cool mask and a lightsaber

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u/Bionicjoker14 Aug 07 '24

I have an Imperial insignia bumper sticker and my custom plates are the name of a Star Destroyer

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 07 '24

You need the radio antenna tip to be a tie fighter. 

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u/Pingaring Aug 07 '24

I'm so Imperial, I fly the British Empire flag on 4th of July

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u/Paladin_127 Aug 07 '24

The Empire always finds a way to strike back.

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 07 '24

British part I’m not to chill with but for the imperial thing HELL YEA

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u/type_reddit_type Aug 07 '24

66% Imperial 33%Villain

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u/PlutoCat09 For the glory of the Empire. RAAAÆAAÂAAAAÀAAÅÄAAAAAAAAAĄĂAAAAAAĤ Aug 07 '24

1% rebel scum. We found em cap'n. Kill em all.

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 07 '24

The Empire isn’t the villains. George Lucas just based star wars from the pov of the rebels, therefore making us the villains. 

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '24

Ransacking and stealing other planets resource kinda sucks a little though.

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 09 '24

Those planets most likely didn’t cooperate and accept our ways. Our ways are what kept us alive for years and years. They just don’t see it that way, so we sometimes have to force it onto them. 

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

Yeah the force...it'll balance everything out.

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u/HelikosOG Aug 07 '24

I served in the Air Force. Closest I could get to living in the Empire. Others that liked Star Wars were also always Empire supporters, hell during my training a Cpl got a tattoo with Vader and the Imperial sigil. When I see online discussion such as what's your favourite starfighter and people say shit like the A wing I cannot understand it. It's design is ok but you want to align with rebel scum?

I exclusively play Empire on Battlefront 2 galactic conquest. I watch that animated show of "TIE fighter" regularly because is to good. Have screensavers as Star Destroyers etc.

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 08 '24

Real

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '24

I keep a log of all the cars and trucks that go in and out of my cul de sac.

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 07 '24

Real

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u/MarathisSonin Aug 07 '24

My first tattoo was the Imperial crest on my arm

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 07 '24

Permanent Imperial pauldron. Mad W

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u/Jazehiah Aug 07 '24

I have a pin with a stormtrooper helmet (the classic design, of course) on my bag.

I've also got some Lego sets. 

That's about it. The Empire is not well supported in my area.

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u/atypical_lemur Aug 07 '24

The top of my desk hutch is full of imperial Lego. Two tie fighters, bomber, Moff Gideons cruiser, Death Star throne room, inquisition shuttle, 501 legion (with Vader in the lead), walkers and soon as I can get one the new star destroyer will be added. I’ll have to find some more space once I get that one. The Empire will bring peace and stability to another shelf in my home office.

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 07 '24

Raise. The. Fucking. Flag. 

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 07 '24

Rebel activity, I presume?

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u/ysdrop Aug 07 '24

Proudly displaying the 501st legioen emblem on my bag

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 08 '24

Mad W

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u/ScorchedConvict Aug 07 '24

I hated it when my country stopped using the imperial metric system.

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 08 '24

I’d be mad too

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u/wabudo Aug 07 '24

I am 52 years old. Every single car I have owned or had provided to me by an employer has had a Darth Vader figure prominently diplayed. My current has a Vader head plushie on the dash looking forward.

I have a total of five Darth Vader figures on my desk and book shelves, all different sizes. One of them is holder for my game controller.

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 08 '24

Love Lord Vader

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u/Sesilu_Qt Aug 07 '24

I literally make a galactic empire in every game I play. Even when it has nothing to do with the game in question.

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 08 '24

That is so real. I have my own Galactic Empire group on Roblox with people who actually act like troopers in public games. We even sometimes raid normal games and dominate them. 

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u/Designer-Ice8821 Imperial Aug 12 '24

Group name?

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 12 '24

It’s the Shadow Reaper Branch of the Galactic Empire. You have to be accepted first via training and other stuff. You could friend me and I could get you connected if you wanna. My user is Grand_MoffPierce. 

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u/UltimateHeatBlast Aug 07 '24

I have a full stormtrooper outfit and every time I open the closet to it, the imperial match plays

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 08 '24

The dramatic enterance

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u/UltimateHeatBlast Aug 08 '24

I built it myself and thought it should be extra

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 08 '24

Idea. Give it a shoulder pauldron of your choice of color. 

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u/UltimateHeatBlast Aug 08 '24

I’m actually wanting to make a heavy clone one with 104th accents, like a wolf pack logo on the shoulder. And also I bought some red LEDs to put on for when I open the stormtrooper one

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 09 '24

Glowing red visor? Hell yeah

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u/UltimateHeatBlast Aug 09 '24

I meant around the closet but that’s an awesome idea too

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 09 '24

That’s fair. It would be challenging to do a glowing visor tho. 

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u/BrainRebellion Aug 07 '24

I measure in inches! Sometimes even feet!

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 08 '24

Imperial social credit +10

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u/RedneckFinn Imperial loyalist at Fin-land | Teräs-Käsi expert Aug 07 '24

I have imperial insignia tattooed on my arm and our lord Vader tattooed on other arm.

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 08 '24

Imperial Social Credit +50

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u/DarthNarcissa Aug 07 '24

I have an Imperial cog sticker on my back window and a magnetic badge on my back bumper that says 'Imperial Edition'.

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 08 '24

Signature sign of superiority

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u/ravens52 Aug 07 '24

I will do anything to further the imperial cause and root out all dissidents and rogues. Peace is achieved when all dissent is silenced. One mind , one body.

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 08 '24

A. Fucking. Men. 

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u/GuderianX Aug 07 '24

Does having a Lego Starfighter collection consisting of 74 different imperial starfighters count?

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 08 '24

He’ll yes it does

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u/Maveryck15 Aug 08 '24

I had a Death Star phase. It's not a phase, favorite Big Laser

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 09 '24

The best green flashlight that makes entire plants go boom :D

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u/dudeness_boy Didn't read the AI rules Aug 20 '24

I fly an Imperial flag, and my desktop background is also the Empire's symbol

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 20 '24

W setup

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u/rayEW Aug 07 '24

My cat was named Anakin, and I would speak to him in Darth Sidious tone, he was all black btw, already had his life support suit on since birth.

Unfortunately felv took him from me, he was about 13.

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 08 '24

RIP Anakin. God speed ✊😔

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u/TheBalteseFalcon Aug 07 '24

I have the Imperial Sigil tattooed on the base of my neck.

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 08 '24

Showing off the light of the Empire? Hell yea

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u/izzfte04 Aug 07 '24

I have lord Vader tattooed on my hand as just one of the imperial tattoos .but more importantly a mouse droid . Long live the empire .

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 08 '24

W MOUSE DROID!!!!!111!

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u/Wolfiefoox Aug 07 '24

Really like the sound of a tie fighter and the look of stormtroopers

Special troopers and other special roles on empire look cool

Soundtrack is awesome

Did own a Lego Death Star and star destroyer but donated them to a charity shop as I no longer used them

Was made from the Republic (Republic loyalist at heart)

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 08 '24

That’s fair. The Empire wouldn’t be where it is today without the Republic. 

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u/Tacticalnewt142 Aug 08 '24

I have 4 imperial military figures (two scouts and two Stormtroopers.) And I have an Empire insignia sticker on my TV.

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 09 '24

Watching TV with the Empire is a mad W

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u/der_innkeeper Aug 08 '24

I was in the US Navy. Big, Grey, triangular ships are my thing.

Imperial cog tattoo before it was cool.

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 09 '24

“The Empire. Our ships are big triangles!”  -Imperial recruitment video from Family Guy

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u/ShockBlast2980 Aug 08 '24

I'm poor, so I can't afford the cool imperial merch, but I am the type to listen to the Star Destroyer alarm for hours on end. It keeps me focused on my duties.

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 09 '24

Keep your priorities top 😎👍

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u/P2G2_ Thrawn lover Aug 08 '24

I'm just back from giving away good citizen imperial stickers

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 09 '24

Inspiring people to aid our glorious Empire is another mad W

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u/Illcement Aug 08 '24

i use the imperial system, my dream school is related to the navy and i have an lambda class shuttle model

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 09 '24

Imperial social credit +qp

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u/voRYNK Aug 09 '24

I use the stairmaster machine in the gym while blasting the Imperial March.

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 09 '24

He’ll yeah

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u/dasanman69 Aug 09 '24

I use miles, inches, and Fahrenheit

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u/Andurilmage COMPNOR - Political Officer Aug 09 '24 edited Aug 09 '24

1000% Dyed in the wool Imperial.

My biggest hero is the jedi killing king himself Lord Vader.

I report rebels scum to the authorities, and will not hesitate to do so in the future.

Have delved deep into the history of the Empire and I support fully all it's aims.

Have an Imperial flag flying outside my house, and a bumper sticker of " I had friends on that Death Star" on all vehicles.

Empire never did anything wrong

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 10 '24

He’ll yeah

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u/Giga-Migga Aug 10 '24

I have models of Vader's TIE Advanced X-1, another model of a TIE Fighter, a Vader figure, my laptop wallpaper is a fleet of Star Destroyers, my lock screen and wallpaper on my phone are the Imperial flag, and I rewatch Sir Dinzhi's Imperial fleet and parade videos every day

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 10 '24

Imperial Aura

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u/Battlejesus Aug 10 '24

I have the imperial insignia on the rear of my car. Driver side. In the middle is a decal proudly proclaiming the empire did nothing wrong. Horde insignia on the right because orc lives matter

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 11 '24

Yessir

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u/albannoch77 Aug 13 '24

My SWTOR main is a Sith warrior that wears imperial navy uniform and armor.

Empire first Sith order Secondary

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u/321_345 Aug 20 '24

C.ai --> female imperial officer ---> nut to it.

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u/Last_Sherbet3766 Aug 09 '24

I have Stormtrooper & Darth Vader cuff links.

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u/PressureUlcer Aug 07 '24

I'm African American, and I'm not a Democrat!

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u/BS-Calrissian Aug 07 '24

Weird flex but ok

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 08 '24

Omg I looked at your profile picture and I thought it was Patric Bateman at first lol

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u/SSS12_YT Galactic Empire War Lord Aug 08 '24

Okey dokey 😎👍