r/Eldenring • u/The-Real-Wooper • Nov 01 '24

Humor Describe an Elden Ring boss really badly, and I’ll guess who you’re describing.

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u/Sheamusoreilly Nov 01 '24

Anal beads

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u/bolshneinache Nov 01 '24

astel dunno

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u/IndieGameClinic Nov 01 '24

Astel, Big Naturals of the Void

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u/DetailedManx Nov 01 '24

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u/Biomewtrix Nov 02 '24

Love how on mobile I can never see these things T.T

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u/HumanFightersUnited Nov 01 '24

If I had an award to give...

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '24

Astel pulling the big naturals from your void.

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u/Jasonkim87 Nov 01 '24

Big Naturals 😂😂😂😂

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u/Averagestudentx Nov 01 '24

Magnus the beads claw

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u/I_Am-Awesome Nov 01 '24

this instantly popped up in my head when I read your comment.

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u/Havel_Knight Nov 02 '24

Hans Niemann

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u/LordOfFrenziedFart Nov 02 '24

>! Astel Naturalborn of my ass !< °-°