Guys let’s help Beth out [spoiler]

[u/marksmiley]

Beth keeps saying she doesn’t have any more robot puns from this last talking dad. I feel like we can make a list she can pull from for the foreseeable future. Here are some I thought of:

Trudy wears glasses because otherwise she can’t see sharp (c# is a coding language) (explaining jokes makes them funnier)

The Trout family has a bumper sticker on their car that used to say “mother on board” but from wear and tear now just says motherboard

Trudy’s favorite snake is a Python

Trudy loves bumper carts because it’s fun to RAM into people

Trudy loves a good coffee because it gets her wired.

Wherever she enters that has a metal detector it’s such a bother because she always get screened

Whenever someone mentions pancakes Trudy goes “oh, you mean those floppy disks?”

Trudy had such a potty mouth growing up so she was constantly “sensor”-ed

[u/catskull27]

Trudy stopped playing piano because she was key-bored.

[u/ghostdaichi → u/catskull27]

But she could never get the organ

[u/Key-Card-6686 → u/ghostdaichi]

But she does well on the ac-cord-dion

[u/ghostdaichi]

Trudy has a very high word count per minute..she’s a pro-to-type

[u/ThinkMouse3 → u/ghostdaichi]

Yeah. This one.

[u/A1starm]

Trudy hasn’t had sex in over a year because Tucker’s disk has been floppy, not a hard disk.

[u/Lov3sicCarmelo → u/A1starm]

Why the fuck did that get me 😭

[u/A1starm → u/Lov3sicCarmelo]

Cause screw Tucker, that’s why.

[u/Lov3sicCarmelo → u/A1starm]

Honestly, fair. Tucker reminds me too much of my ex which is both scary and funny

[u/Almondcat4 → u/A1starm]

Trudy is not doing that

[u/Half_MT]

Trudy used to drink a lot of raspberry slushies but stopped when she learned they turned her mouth different colors. She didn't like having a blue tooth

[u/thumb_screws → u/Half_MT]

Now she only eats raspberry pi

[u/ghostdaichi]

When Trudy goes to the bathroom, she excuses herself by saying, “I have to go POWER my nose” (play on powder)

[u/catskull27 → u/ghostdaichi]

it sounds like she's rippin massive lines of coke

[u/WarnItFated → u/catskull27]

Ripping lines of code

[u/Lov3sicCarmelo → u/catskull27]

Fr

[u/batarcher98]

When she was young, Trudy liked going on car rides and mooning other motorists. She used to call them Flashdrives.

[u/Flammngo]

Trudy's favorite animal is not actually a dog but a python

[u/SokkaHaikuBot → u/Flammngo]

^{Sokka-Haiku by Flammngo:}

Trudy's favorite

Animal is not actually

A dog but a python

---

^{Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.}

[u/Flammngo → u/Flammngo]

oh wait I didn't saw the python joke lmao

here's another one: Trudy's favorite jewelries are Perl earrings

[u/vgbb123]

Trudy wants the D (it's another programming language).

[u/w00ticus → u/vgbb123]

Trudy wants the D, but she can work with C+.

[u/Flammngo → u/vgbb123]

I swear each pun that we will come up in this post would be at least obscure programming languages (also it's been a while since I've heard someone mentions D)

[u/vgbb123 → u/Flammngo]

More obscure language in coming.

Peachy Ville is Moth Jesus’s Holy C.

[u/Flammngo → u/vgbb123]

Right even beth didn't realize she summons a bunch of programming nerds in this podcast

[u/Almondcat4 → u/vgbb123]

So does Beth

[u/Almondcat4]

Trudy's favorite dessert is Raspberry Pi

[u/Zulais]

Trudy Trout may be a stay at home wife now, but her true dream job was always to be a conductor

[u/most-best-husband]

The song Fembots by Robyn has a million to use. Feel free to post some here. My fav to recommend for Trudy: fresh out the box, the latest model.

[u/KinglerKong]

Trudy is known in the bowling league for letting out a battle cry whenever she gets a turkey while playing, some people call it a battle cry but Trudy calls it her WinRAR

[u/Key-Card-6686 → u/KinglerKong]

Loove it

[u/Lov3sicCarmelo]

Trudy could never so no to a good Java Cake

Trudy’s favorite color is Ruby (a type of coding script)

That last one was weak 😞

[u/ymcameron]

The reason Tucker has to keep buying new toilets is because Trudy always cogs them.

[u/Key-Card-6686]

Allright, here goes. They will be bad.

Trudy has always had a hard time picking up mail from the post office, cause every time she goes she C 3 P Os

When Little Tucker wanted to play knights, Trudy was always a tiny, useless knight named Short Sir Cuit

Winter is a hard time for Trudy. She becomes completely useless when she freezes.

Trudy keeps a notepad in the hallway. Every time someone in the house leaves she makes them note the time they will be back. She calls it her homepage.

There was a spider living in the Trout family's globe. Instead of killing it, Trudy took pity on it and help it create a world wide web. She also has a mouse that clicks when it walks.

Even if Trudy would not consider herself a communist, she is part of the left clique.

When Trudy has to fly somewhere she is extremely meticulous about her outfit. She adorns herself in high fashion, to be à la Air Plane mode.

[u/vgbb123 → u/Key-Card-6686]

Those are gold. 

[u/Key-Card-6686 → u/vgbb123]

Thank you!

[u/lonelynightm]

Nah, the good part about the puns is Beth struggling to make them up. Having her steal other jokes isn't funny.

[u/thumb_screws → u/lonelynightm]

Had this same thought. What we should really do is say her joke again, but louder!

[u/tecknonerd]

Trudy used to have a brother, but now she has a trans-sister

[u/freespirit12345]

Trudy is afraid to be a plane passenger and to pilot a plane because she is afraid that she would keep crashing.

[u/lose_not_loose_guy]

Trudy’s favourite piece of jewellery is a Perl necklace

[u/Almondcat4 → u/[deleted]]

I don't get it

[u/vgbb123 → u/Almondcat4]

bad joke how Judy almost killed Francis.