r/CuratedTumblr • u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 • 1d ago

Shitposting dig me up

Post image

https://www.tumblr.com/vivisextion-typo/769912796834070528?source=share

3.4k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

20 comments sorted by

174

u/Cute_Comfortable_761 22h ago

I never thought about that before but neanderthals WOULD have loved weed brownies

46

u/ButterSlickness 20h ago

Mm yummy snack make happy.

27

u/Helpful_Librarian_87 17h ago

‘Hur hurhur snarf Bonzo so funny, he look like stickman in his selfie’

30

u/SlowMope 15h ago

There is a theory that I personally like, where our ape ancestors enjoyed psychedelics from mushrooms and alcohol, and then those experiences helped us become more self aware and heighten our empathy.

8

u/Librarian-Apart 5h ago

I'm sorry to inform you bit that theory was debunk

4

u/SlowMope 5h ago

Awww

1

u/Librarian-Apart 4h ago

Ye i had the same reaction as you when i foud out

1

u/Librarian-Apart 4h ago

Ye i had the same reaction as you when i foud out

2

u/OCD-but-dumb 20m ago

Dementia

10

u/Ninja-Ginge 13h ago

Certain genes that originate from our admixture with Neanderthals are associated with depression and addiction. I haven't tried weed in any form, but I'm sure they would have loved weed brownies.

273

u/vtgco 23h ago

But just imagine what wild things we'd be their equivalent of the frail Victorian child for

151

u/Zamtrios7256 22h ago

Silly Homo Sapiens Sapiens, can't even tank a hit from a wooly rhino charge!

(Dies of ear infection)

69

u/ScaredyNon Trans-Inclusionary Radical Misogynist 19h ago

The MLG Illuminati kid from the 2010s when I tap them with the basic nanochips needed to set up their neurons for ascension (I haven't even shown them 3.5 dimensions yet 😭 😭)

73

u/keimenna83 19h ago

I adore the implication that dude survives to the future.

36

u/ScaredyNon Trans-Inclusionary Radical Misogynist 19h ago

I wouldn't even know how the random guys who came up with OK as a dumb "those who know 🌝 🌝" injoke would feel seeing it used in by more than half of the human population right now

37

u/2Tired2pl 18h ago

born too early to get zoinked off a nerver :<

30

u/ButterSlickness 20h ago

Hey, if there's a zarbee handy, I'm on deck.

4

u/Urielicuns05 7h ago

she churbing on my freefing till I zarbee

2

u/Number1Datafan 6h ago

This sounds like a Hitchiker’s Guide joke.