r/CuratedTumblr https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 1d ago

Shitposting xmas pantheon

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u/LordSupergreat 1d ago

Tony has absolutely not "replaced" anyone. Mrs. Claus just likes to watch, is all.

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u/moonsdulcet call kind men babybuoy so they float on River Styx 22h ago

Throuple win <3

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz 22h ago

Mrs Claus is a fujoshi confirmed

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u/appealtoreason00 5h ago

Wow, problematic much?

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u/Zamtrios7256 22h ago

Who pissed on these posts?

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u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 22h ago edited 22h ago

just a light lemon glaze to keep it fresh. but yes it was me I pissed on these posts. I did do that also. yes

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u/ArcTruth 22h ago

How dare you piss on the poor

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u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 20h ago

to keep them fresh and lemony— pay attention

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u/Parkouricus josou seme alligator 17h ago

it makes them look like old newspaper clippings i like it

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u/Bert_Bro 19h ago

老干妈 👍

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u/Notjohnbruno Penned the Infinite Tennis Theory 11h ago

Klonopin the Crust Punk Horse is what they called me in middle school, funnily enough

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 18h ago

what is this even about?

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u/DasFreibier 18h ago

I mean, on a base level, mocking the culture war, as one should

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u/Hakar_Kerarmor Swine. Guillotine, now. 16h ago

Horse is good

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u/WrongColorCollar 49m ago

Putting it in the Star Wars crawl really does help it along