r/CuratedTumblr • u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 • 1d ago
Shitposting turn into anything
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u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 1d ago
you might be wondering, what value does dragons-locator add to the post
the answer is obvious: dragons
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u/BestUsername101 21h ago
you might be wondering, what value does dragons-locator add to the post
the answer is obvious: dragons
Dragons located!
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u/Bustedbootstraps 12h ago
Dragons do make everything cooler, like good ol’ Dungeons and Dragons and Dragons
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u/NoNeuronNellie 1d ago
Lt. Odo (RIP, Rene Auberjonois)
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u/noonaneomuyeppiyeppi 23h ago
I'm glad someone else thought of him!
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u/NoNeuronNellie 23h ago
I know it was mostly for budget reasons, but the idea of a shape shifter who preferred to stay in his "original" form is quite intriguing
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u/ScaredyNon Trans-Inclusionary Radical Misogynist 19h ago
I mean, don't most main cast shapeshifters in fictional media stay humanoid because it's easier to relate with both for the audience and the other characters? He's certainly not picking up any more alien hoes as a boulder or anything
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u/NoNeuronNellie 3h ago
Maybe, but Odo specifically prefers his humanoid form to anything else because he hates change and chaos. He'll turn into a bird or a lamp in order to catch the bad guy, but his whole thing is about order and stability. I'll put it this way, he could have been anything in the world and chose to be a cop
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u/pepsicoketasty 23h ago
Oh the extra mass gets send to zero space.
Now if a ship traveling through it hits it. Shit happens..
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u/TransLunarTrekkie 22h ago
Then you have to say "it's animorphin time!" and animorph all over the place.
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u/mgman640 21h ago
Immediately thought of Kandra from Mistborn lmao. “Do you have ANY idea how hard hair is? It took me CENTURIES to get this right AND YOU WILL APPRECIATE THAT FACT.”
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u/Infinite_Worry_8733 20h ago
reminds me of firestorm, dc hero who can manipulate matter but requires a talking stephen hawking in his mind to constantly help him with his chemistry (but sometimes they write that out or just give him fire powers)
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u/ShadoW_StW 14h ago
Every time I see low-context superpower discussion I need to have clarfications on what "shapeshifting" means because it's one of the most commonly-used terms that can mean such large number of things. I probably should get a "creepy vs wet" style chart for it to post and ask people to point into the column "shapeshifting" means this time.
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u/No_Lingonberry1201 Lord of the Files 11h ago
I would have the perfect opportunity to get obliterated by a God for being a smartass, since I speak Hungarian.
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u/linuxaddict334 Mx. Linux Guy⚠️ 1d ago
Reminds me of a horrorifying scene in Discworld where a witch turned a wizard into a frog.
But frogs are so very small, and humans are so big, so where does all the extra mass go?
Well the witch put it into a pink balloon, and the baloon started leaking….
It was bad.
Mx. Linux Guy