r/CuratedTumblr • u/dacoolestguy gay gay homosexual gay • 17d ago

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u/blueeyesredlipstick 17d ago

Well this explains why the UHC CEO’s body was found cut in half with one big bone sticking out of the middle.

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u/dacoolestguy gay gay homosexual gay 17d ago

Coverage denied due to pre-existing boneitis

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u/gooch_norris_ 17d ago

My one regret

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u/Wartortling 17d ago

is that I have

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u/cuteintern 17d ago

... Boneitis!

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u/torrinage 17d ago

I remember the 80s!

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u/vernontwinkie 17d ago

Awesome! Awesome to the max!

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u/stevencastle 17d ago

You're a shark.

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u/jhammy49 17d ago

You know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.

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u/YosemiteJen 17d ago

Don’t you worry about pre-existing conditions, let me worry about blank.

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u/jewels94 17d ago

Would it be covered if you beat me with a pool cue until I got detached retinas because you’re an 80s guy?

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