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u/ccyosafbridge 17d ago

If I killed someone; she played Stardew Valley and spent a suspicious amount of time killing slimes in the mine.

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u/hanamakki 17d ago

also several of krobus' family members but that was self defense

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u/Roskal 17d ago

He played animal crossing, so he was used to never ending debt no matter how much he paid off.

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u/vjmdhzgr 17d ago

Found the Stardew Valley player. You're going straight to jail for that one.

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u/kaprifool 17d ago

She turned her children into doves...

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u/KlicknKlack 16d ago

"He has over 400 hours in TF2 Your honor, 40% of that time playing BackBurner Pyro! Clearly this shows premeditation!"

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u/pbmm1 16d ago

He's also just a gamer in general I heard. He got a job fixing bugs on Civ 6