r/CuratedTumblr • u/dacoolestguy gay gay homosexual gay • 17d ago

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u/dacoolestguy gay gay homosexual gay 17d ago

Coverage denied due to pre-existing boneitis

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u/gooch_norris_ 17d ago

My one regret

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u/Wartortling 17d ago

is that I have

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u/cuteintern 17d ago

... Boneitis!

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u/torrinage 17d ago

I remember the 80s!

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u/vernontwinkie 16d ago

Awesome! Awesome to the max!

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/stevencastle 16d ago

You're a shark.

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u/jhammy49 16d ago

You know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.

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u/YosemiteJen 16d ago

Don’t you worry about pre-existing conditions, let me worry about blank.

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u/jewels94 16d ago

Would it be covered if you beat me with a pool cue until I got detached retinas because you’re an 80s guy?

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u/Silent_And_Swift 17d ago

He was so busy being an 80’s guy he forgot to cure it

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u/Bootslol 17d ago

Oof ouch owy my bones.

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u/qzwqz 17d ago

Currently picturing him doing safety dance

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u/stevencastle 16d ago

You know that dance isn't as safe as they say it was.

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u/Starlord_75 16d ago

Ah just like the VA saying the gunshot wound isn't service related.

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u/Legit_Human_ 16d ago

ouch oof my bones

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u/soulstrike2022 16d ago

This is reminiscent of the one guy from futurama where they almost sell planet express and I can’t tell if that’s intentions or not

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u/Ultranerdgasm94 14d ago

One company was getting close to a cure, but I bought them out and liquidated their assets. Made a cool hundred mill.