r/ConvenientCop 21d ago

Old [Poland] Road rage de-escalated quickly

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u/Skellington876 21d ago

I appreciate the fact that the cop had waited until the very last moment to turn on the sirens

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u/Weak_Jeweler3077 21d ago

Senior cop to the trainee "wait .... Waaaaaaaiiit. NOW"

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u/Glodex15 21d ago

No, no it would've been more like: "Czekać... Czeeekaaaać... CZAS!"

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u/Weak_Jeweler3077 21d ago

I'm always here to learn :)

I'll take a good sense of humour in the police from any country!

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u/Kzero01 21d ago

More like czekaj czekaj teraz

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u/KuTUzOvV 21d ago

"Młody, weź jebnij panu światełkami bo się chyba zgubił"

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u/dfmasana 21d ago

"Kurva!" - The truck driver.

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u/aallfik11 19d ago

*Kurwa, our W sounds like english V. For your W we have ł

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u/ArtigianoDelCorpo 21d ago

Czekaj czekaj teraz

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u/MATMAN_PL 1d ago

Well, you tried

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u/lefthandedchurro 21d ago

Reminds me of the scene from Naked Gun where Leslie Nielson commandeers the driving student and makes her chase the subject. “Stephanie… gently extend your arm out the window… now raise your middle finger…”

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u/wkamper 21d ago

Wait till you see the whites of their eyes!

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u/MigitAs 21d ago

Lmao, turned him into Abe Simpson seeing Bart at the Burlesque

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u/okgusto 21d ago

I like how he waited til he got out of the car to throw on the lights.

"Bob get a load of this guy, are you seeing this shit"

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u/JosephAllenMaldonado 21d ago

Wanted to see if a firearm or weapon was coming. Probably why cop lets him get back in the truck, because trucker was lucky enough to forget to bring it with him when he did get out lol

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u/juko43 21d ago

This is poland, not everyone will have guns in their truck......

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u/AscendedAncient 21d ago

Yeah some will have an RPG too.

j/k

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u/LordOfTheToolShed 2d ago

Nah, that's just the national chief of police in his office

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u/Astrodm 21d ago

American brain rot

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u/JosephAllenMaldonado 21d ago

Well if you can read, I said firearm or weapon, so you are an idiot. Also, there are guns in Poland.

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u/John_R17 9d ago

Shut up nerd

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u/kaitoren 1d ago

Get your head out of your ass, Murican

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u/cebula412 2d ago

We are a civilized county. We fight with our fists.

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u/Izzanbaad 1d ago

Spadaj, koleś.

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u/The-Tea-Lord 16h ago

No need to be an asshole, we can be adults here

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u/Crazy_Cat_Lady420 2d ago

It’s Poland, he might be drunk but I’m sure he doesn’t have a gun 😂

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u/The-CunningStunt 21d ago

That's damn beautiful

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u/browninaustin 21d ago

I laughed so hard out loud I embarrassed myself!

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

If that was in the usa that guy would be fucked lol

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u/ChaoticRecursion 21d ago

Tbh he deserves to be treated like those cops are American 🤣 you cut someone off then hop out of your car to start beef? Lmao

Edit: its a truck (a large truck so thats even worse)

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u/ExcitingStress8663 1d ago

A US cop would quite literally shove the pistol up his ass before shooting from it.

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u/Jumpy_Spend_5434 21d ago

I laughed out loud quite gleefully, though I'm alone so no biggie 😂

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u/demonchee 21d ago

What was the truck even raging about though?

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u/A-KindOfMagic 21d ago

yep the cunt was cutting off that police car. They probably honked and the trucker got triggered.

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u/deathhead_68 21d ago edited 21d ago

Likely there was a lane closure up ahead and despite the right thing to do being a 'zipper merge', its hard to perceive when the lane actually ends and so lots of people often decide to queue up really early, making the whole thing way more congested than it needs to be.

Then when cars try to merge later on (within reason) its like they are cutting in line, and the lorry driver decided to try and stop that from happening, even though the whole thing shouldn't even be like that.

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u/UnknownPh0enix 21d ago

Is that why the truck ahead had its right signal on, and was turning into the right lane? Lot of assumptions being made.

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u/MixerFistit 21d ago

Maybe similar here as UK. Queuing in one lane almost always happens in UK as some people incorrectly think they need to get over ASAP and those that know better do it anyway so as not to get into the inevitable rage incident by those that don't know better. We end up with a long single line backing up on to the previous junction/roundabout causing gridlock on other roads. Guys like this truck driver like to play pretend cop and stop "queue jumpers" when if everyone just merged in turn in the first place like they were supposed to there'd be no problem and no queue jumping (and crucially no excessively long queue blocking other junctions). Most video clips on social media attract the clowns into the comment sections where they'll argue against using both lanes but these are usually the kind of driver that can only look 6ft in front of their own car. They need re-educating. Professional drivers like this truck driver should be fined or suspended as they should know better.

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u/htmlcoderexe 21d ago

Professional drivers are often the worst. It feels like they're thinking "well I'M driving for a good reason unlike all those others" or possibly "I lose money by being nice to others "

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u/Cute-Region-3449 21d ago

Also, one of the biggest problems, at least in the U.S.A is everyone is ME ME ME! Or they JUST HAVE TO get in front of a truck to save a couple seconds, there’s no way they can be behind a big slow truck…. Yes I am a truck driver and yes unfortunately I drive a slow truck but I’m one of the considerate ones…. Also in this video, sometimes you have to do this depending on the city for the reasons stated above…. However getting out of the truck was definitely a dipshit move!

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u/MixerFistit 21d ago

The weird thing is merge in turn seems to create anger and often anticipated anger, drivers are on high alert to block lanes or drive on the ass of the car in front to prevent merging but then most drivers in an almost gridlock situation will allow alternating junction entries. So say I'm on the main priority road and it's queuing, I let one car enter and move on, the car behind will do the same even though we have priority. It suddenly turns into a 'we're all in this together let's drop priority and work it out' but merge in turn seems to create this massive conflict of me vs the rest. I understand it is annoying to see one car flying past everyone else but he wouldn't be able to if the queue was set up properly. The anxiety of conflict caused the single file and the single file causes the conflict. There is a permanent merge in turn near me where they've installed permanent bollards down between the lanes so you can't change lanes until the merge, it seems to have fixed the majority of issues

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u/ant0szek 2d ago

In polish law, you ride to the end of the line and merge. And each car on the right lane must let at least 1 car in for merge, just like in zipper. Also blocking the left lane like that, called Sheriff is illegal.

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u/MindfulGateTraveller 19d ago

In my experience merging at the last possible time is worse for traffic flow than doing it shortly after the signs.

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u/deathhead_68 19d ago

Depends on many factors. Ideally if you know when the merge is happening, you have time to neatly zip together in an alternating fashion. If nobody is doing that then I don't think there is an issue unless you're doing it right at the last second

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u/andyfma 2d ago

Tbis is exactly what’s happening

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u/BonkerBleedy 18d ago

Because there was room to merge, and when they started to merge the cop rushed in being a fucking dickhead.

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u/okmountain333 2d ago

The truck is cutting off the cop car, are you blind?

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u/Prior-Ad-7329 21d ago

Probably cause the cop tried to block him from moving over, although it was his fault for cutting him off without even using his blinker.

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u/Huth_S0lo 21d ago

This seems like a dream sequence. Its similar to the ones where a group of bad guys are harassing some damsel in distress, and then I bust all of their asses with my samurai karate chops. Then I wake up, and remember I'm just some average dude.

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u/Kittelsen 21d ago

I feel ya fam

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u/lonezomewolf 21d ago

Everybody's a gangster til the lights go on...

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u/0b111111100001 21d ago

Ooookay lemme get the F out of here

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 21d ago

Haha he’s like nvm

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u/BulletToof 21d ago edited 21d ago

Trucker steps out of the truck raging and acting tough

Cop: Get your ass back in your truck

Trucker: Yes sir, sorry sir

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u/sevargmas 21d ago

I also watched the video.

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u/DaveOJ12 21d ago

But you didn't add funny commentary.

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u/BulletToof 21d ago

Touché

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u/HLCMDH 21d ago

Not without permission, that harassment.

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u/MeanVoice6749 17d ago

Oh look at Mr FancyPants with functioning eyes

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u/AlexHimself 21d ago

Ah, I want to see what happened next!

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u/InsecOrBust 20d ago

It’s Poland. He got in the truck and drove off. Cop turns off his lights immediately.

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u/AlexHimself 20d ago

I don't understand what Poland has to do with that. Can you explain?

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u/InsecOrBust 20d ago

If you were in the USA they wouldn’t have let you drive off. In Poland they don’t give a fuck lol better stuff to worry about than ego over a road rager.

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u/CL0n3_pl 20d ago

Not really that it's an old video but if I remember correctly it's not police it's BOR( biuro ochrony rządu -government protection bureau ) which was basically equivalent of secret service, they didn't have jurisdiction to give traffic tickets

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u/Scary_Wheel_8054 2d ago

I was thinking the same thing, too many cars in Poland have emergency lights that aren’t police, that have some other function

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u/AlexHimself 20d ago

Ah. In the US they'd make sure he was severely punished. Kinda feel like somewhere in the middle would be better. Like, give him one good slap and let him go.

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u/JosephAllenMaldonado 21d ago

"Hey dick head! I'm driving an enormous truck that can kill you! You have to do whatever I want at all times or else I will kill you with this fucking thing!.... oh sorry! My penis is incredibly small and I have no brain. I will leave now."

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u/Zebrahead69 21d ago

It's so sad people need to be threatened with losing their freedom to be decent people

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u/Overwatch099 21d ago

Lmaooo he got right back in that truck

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u/Pr00ch 21d ago

I’m from Poland and I could smell from a kilometer away that this was a cop.

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u/rum-and-roses 20d ago

Dam how smelly are your cops do they fight crime nasally

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u/Pr00ch 20d ago

They smell like trouble

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u/Same-Ask4365 1d ago

A black or grey Skoda Superb/Cupra Leon/Kia Stinger/BMW 3-series with tinted windows is almost guaranteed to be an unmarked highway cop (Grupa SPEED)

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u/stevensr2002 21d ago

What now big man?

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u/TrackLabs 21d ago

r/ConvenientCop cant get more fitting than that

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u/the_falling 21d ago

Yes, that is the subreddit

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u/TrackLabs 21d ago

Yea thats what I ment. The subreddit cant get more fitting than that

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u/justwannabeloggedin 21d ago

well you just said it

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u/Achillea707 20d ago

Yeah, I cant imagine a better situation than this. Nailed it.

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u/Jorge6574 21d ago

Truck drivers sometimes.

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u/breaker138 21d ago

The confidence was immaculate.... then the walk of fear 😂

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u/Waste_Respect_8050 21d ago

🚨🚨 get back in your car mf before I write you up

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u/simontempher1 21d ago

Come on tough guy, bust my window

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u/AOE_anthrax 18d ago

Love how he cuts the cop off then gets out like its the cops fault. Def deserved.

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u/redRum705 12d ago

My jaw dropped 😂😂😂. I was thinking “okay, where’s the cop going to come from?” HE WAS THE COP! 😂😂😂

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u/SERE4175 21d ago

Cop was the dink here, 100% Though, the truck driver should never have left his truck.

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u/Lambor14 2d ago

How? Unless the right lane was ending the truck driver needed to give way to the vehicles in the left lane. Anyhow he didn’t use the indicator.

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u/MiFcioAgain 1d ago

It's really rare for the right lane to end in places like this in Poland, i even think that it's illegal to make roads like that. So yeah, the left line was merging and truck driver wanted to "block" the car from merging at the end of the lane. Blocking like this is illegal here and we call those people "sherifs".

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u/doodlesmalone 21d ago

Why do I see Grace Jones in the thumbnail?

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u/Momojanaimo 20d ago

Checkmate.

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u/firstmoonbunny 19d ago

reminds me of the meme of the singular cat paw print in the snow outside the door

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u/fried_green_baloney 18d ago

In some American states, just getting out of the truck was enough to constitute road rage.

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u/iloveoldtoyotas 17d ago

Geez, and people wonder why the CCW exists.

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u/reyshop12 14d ago

Truck Driver: "Sorry Officer Sir... I was just trying to stretch.. Sir! I'm going back up now Sir! Thank you Sir!!!"

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u/Salty_Ad_5270 10d ago

Oh this was CHOICE

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u/thespicyroot 1d ago

Truck driver is in the wrong, they didn't turn on their left turn signal. He/she will get fired for sure.

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u/MiFcioAgain 1d ago

That's not the problem here, this shows a road where Two lanes are merging into one lane, left lane is the one ending here, in Polish law when there is congestion at merging lanes you need to go to the end of the ending lane and then merge with the right lane, also people on the right lane need to let in at least one car, the truck driver was trying to block the left line so the car wouldn't be able to get to the merging point. Blocking like this is of course illegal and we call people like this trucker a "sherif".

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u/ExcitingStress8663 1d ago

Please tell me the cop shot him or at least gave a severe beating with a baton

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u/srusman 1d ago

Only in the land of the free

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u/akirakidd 1d ago

to be honest, he should signal it sure. but the cops saw that he pulled left and were still pushing it.

i live in poland and unfortunately the cops and many people have this attitude here to just watch at themselves instead oh thinking ahead

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u/perrypeenlord 1d ago

Truck is in the wrong anyway right?

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u/AquariusGhost 21d ago

Looks like the cop went to drive on the shoulder and the semi was trying to stop em from skirting traffic. I don't see anything wrong with this exchange.....

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u/Orchid_Significant 21d ago

There is no shoulder

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u/FriendShapedRMT 21d ago

Only then will you realize that it’s not the shoulder that is bending, it is yourself.

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u/majkkali 21d ago

Shoulder would typically be on the right-hand side of the highway / motorway in Poland.

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Its not even good trolling dude. If you're going to do it then at least put a little more effort in and make it funny to read through the responses or something. I came to the comments to see someone do it....

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u/captain-cal 21d ago

Entitled cop. Truck driver should have threw donuts on the road.

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