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u/AmoralCarapace Dec 14 '23

Finally, I'm impressed by something cmpd has done.

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u/SingleGreanBeen Dec 14 '23

you and me both

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u/optimist_thinker656 Dec 15 '23

For real 😂😂

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u/jvizzy71 Dec 14 '23

You know he’s getting roasted in his police group text 🤣

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u/DoubleStuffedCheezIt Indian Trail Dec 14 '23

/u/SingleGreanBeen, you should post this to /r/IdiotsInCars. It'd fit perfectly there lol

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u/Historical_Ad2890 Dec 14 '23

It was resisting arrest. There is camera footage somewhere

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u/kinkyKMART Dec 14 '23

It was smoking THCa

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u/HareSword Matthews Dec 14 '23

It was... Stoned.

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u/strange_conduit Dec 14 '23

It should move to Boulder.

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u/Historical_Ad2890 Dec 14 '23

They'll definitely get you for that

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u/toBEYOND1008 Dec 14 '23

They are detaining it until backup shows up.

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u/Historical_Ad2890 Dec 14 '23

That's the safe path forward

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u/RoxorFuxor Dec 15 '23

Backing up is not advised in this situation

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

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u/Historical_Ad2890 Dec 14 '23

A joke about a police car detaining a rock doesn't need to be political. You can see politics wherever you choose

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u/OneBrownRecluse Derita Dec 14 '23

It's old material.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

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u/Hammunition Altima Defense Force Dec 14 '23 edited Jan 02 '24

Yeah, obviously it’s old, but why blame the victims and the people bringing attention to inequality instead of blaming the people causing it??

If it’s “getting old” to you, maybe consider what it’s like for those who are actually affected by it every day.

Racially discriminated against, often abused, occasionally murdered for no reason…. then there's people like you, annoyed by others talking “politics” on the internet…

It’s actually fucking absurd that people whine about “politics” at all. The epitome of privilege, right there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

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u/Historical_Ad2890 Dec 14 '23

Cool man. Whatever works for you.

Just so you are aware, the rock isn't a person and the car isn't a police officer

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u/toBEYOND1008 Dec 14 '23

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic?

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u/AllieSophia Dec 14 '23

OP is a troll take a look at his account lol

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u/toBEYOND1008 Dec 14 '23

I saw his post about his wife's dead boyfriend. YTA buddy.

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u/cravecrave93 South End Dec 14 '23

i’ve seen reckless drivers hit that rock outside the panda on south blvd, but never knock it over and climb on top of it lol

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u/wheels723 Dec 14 '23 edited Dec 14 '23

Tbf, every single time I’m in this parking lot I think about this exact situation. That small section of the parking lot is so tight, especially when full but you still have to be a dumbass for this to happen. Go figure it’s our boys in blue

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u/MEDIC0000XX Dec 15 '23

I never have a problem driving the ambulance through that lot, even though it is tight. Lmao

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u/PRK543 Dec 14 '23

The Gastonia Burger King Rock finally has a Charlotte competitor. The Gastonia rock was taken from us too soon.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

😂

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u/purplemoonpie Dec 15 '23

this is the content i needed today

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u/whiskydlck Dec 15 '23

Made my morning hahahah

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u/Few-Possibility-470 Dec 21 '23

Wtf the fuck why you linking Facebook trash.

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u/PRK543 Dec 21 '23

I thought it was funny and relevant. If you don't like it, feel free to scroll on by.

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u/american_cheese Hidden Valley Dec 14 '23

Can’t park there, mate.

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u/naut Dec 14 '23

r/CantParkThereMate

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u/almostasquibb Dec 16 '23

thanks for this lol

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u/HareSword Matthews Dec 14 '23

I think it's their arts division trying something new

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u/NCSUGrad2012 Plaza Midwood Dec 14 '23

I’m amazed at how the car has almost no damage. That looks good

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u/couchpro34 Dec 14 '23

He doesn't look happy someone is taking a picture lol

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u/purplemoonpie Dec 15 '23

i'm surprised someone didn't get body slammed for recording this

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u/greatunknownpub Dec 14 '23

Cops never look happy

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u/Mr007McDiddles Dec 15 '23

You haven’t seen one at the DD drive thru.

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u/Sporey-fungus Dec 14 '23

Lol, I drove by that about 45 minutes ago. Everyone standing around taking pics. I almost felt bad for the cop. Curious about how that happened

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u/vtTownie Dec 14 '23

Driving too fast almost certainly

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u/DalenSpeaks Dec 14 '23

This rock is a hero. Who wants a tShirt with this on it?

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u/CarbonZx Dec 14 '23

He is not living this down for a long time.

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u/MidniteOG Dec 14 '23

Thank god that rock was there

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u/PirbyKuckett Dec 14 '23

You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for……(fill in the blank)

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u/TFJ Dec 14 '23

The Constable on the Obstacle

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u/PirbyKuckett Dec 14 '23

Winner

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u/SirRogers Dec 14 '23

Bone head on a stone bed

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u/greatunknownpub Dec 14 '23

The pig on the prop?

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u/WorldlyReference5028 Dec 14 '23

Cop on a rock?

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u/PirbyKuckett Dec 14 '23

A squad car going to the after bar?

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u/PirbyKuckett Dec 14 '23

Police car not on the tar?

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u/BullCityRising Dec 15 '23

Steven Bochco would like a word with you.

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u/WallowWispen Dec 14 '23

Trying to mimic the mating habits of the common Altima

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u/Riv3rt Dec 15 '23

They are so majestic

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u/jesswitdamess Dec 14 '23

When two people from two different worlds love eachother, they spoon in the parking lot

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

Did he get a ticket? 😉

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u/oystercraftworks Dec 14 '23

Bless you for sharing these magnificent pictures

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u/xDauntlessZ Dec 14 '23

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in awhile

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u/Melech333 Dec 14 '23

The Rock: "I can't breathe..."

CMPD: "You're not entitled to exist on this side of the curb. You were resisting placement. Now you're under arrest."

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 Dec 14 '23

I would have loved to have seen him climb out of there.

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u/complex_Scorp43 Dec 14 '23

How in the fuck did he drive on top of a rock?

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u/Moose135A University Dec 14 '23

Quite well, it appears.

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u/Elwalther21 Dec 14 '23

Cop cars trying to pee anywhere they can to mark their territory.

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u/SteeZ568 Dec 14 '23

It's a jeep thing, you wouldn't understand

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u/maerad96 Dec 15 '23

NO WAY IS THAT THE PANDA EXPRESS ROCK?! HAHAHA I worked there for 2 years and sooo many people hit that fuvker hahahahaga this is so funny for me

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u/WashuOtaku Steele Creek Dec 14 '23

Majestic.

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u/edgona Highland Creek Dec 14 '23

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u/Countryb0i2m [Steele Creek] Dec 14 '23

Is Seneca place off south blvd, good choice.

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u/Consider_the_auk Dec 14 '23

Nature's bollard 🪨

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u/Persimmon5301 Dec 14 '23

Texting while drving

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u/Bornreckless803 Dec 14 '23

How does that even happen

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u/MKJRS Dec 14 '23

To the internet with you!

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u/WtAFjusthappenedhere Dec 14 '23

Man these drunk drivers...

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u/abudhabikid Starmount Dec 14 '23

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '23

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u/abudhabikid Starmount Dec 14 '23

No shit dawg

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u/drklunk Dec 14 '23

Saw three cars run a red light this morning at Charlottetown and 7th, officer was waiting in the turn lane coming off 74, I was waiting to cross 7th and the walk sign had come on

No one in front of him, had to have witnessed the whole thing, just to bust a U turn and get back on 74

I imagine this was him, fucking douche dunce

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u/Beach_Haus Dec 15 '23

Not my call not my job

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u/Jkel111 Dec 14 '23

Typical. Charlotte driver!

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u/JunkGOZEHere Dec 14 '23

Best position ever!

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u/MetaIIinacho Dec 15 '23

This is art

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u/Bojangalees Dec 15 '23

Whoa, sick Ollie

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u/Greaseskull Dec 15 '23

Dooood fill me in on the deetz

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u/Qdot_ Dec 15 '23

That’s not just a stupid Boulder!!!!!! It’s a rock :’)

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u/Dflipflowers Dec 15 '23

He is just holding it down until you know Back up shows up.

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u/Dunkleustes Dec 15 '23

It's a Jeep thing.

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u/Worth_Worldliness758 Dec 15 '23

Plz tell me this is fake

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u/Antique-Addendum-788 Dec 14 '23

Easy to drive crazy when you don’t have to pay for the damage. SMH

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u/RazzmatazzBrief3471 Dec 14 '23

You can't park there! Someone should give that cunt a citation.

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u/kingslykingsly Dec 14 '23

That title had me in stitches. Well done

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '23

ACAB

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u/phalanxausage Dec 15 '23

Authority Climbs A Boulder?

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u/Aware-Register-2128 Dec 14 '23

Wow that’s amazing 🤩

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u/spongebobssidepiece Dec 14 '23

i needed this today (i didn’t need this reminder today)

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u/adubyah Dec 14 '23

Very Barney Fife

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u/warrensdad Dec 15 '23

HTF?

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u/Comprehensive-Ad-459 Dec 15 '23

Now that's a whole new level of stupid

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u/Jamfour9 Dec 15 '23

Smdh! 😌🤦🏿‍♂️

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u/Aggressive-Song-3264 Dec 15 '23

How?

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u/AaronQ94 [Oakhurst] Dec 15 '23

Man I would love to see the body cam footage of that one 😂

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u/finechina88 Dec 15 '23

What are you doing step CMPD?

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u/rizzycant Dec 15 '23

Panda Express is not that worth it to be driving over rocks Mr. CMPD Officer.

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u/AaronQ94 [Oakhurst] Dec 15 '23

I......

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u/phalanxausage Dec 15 '23

Seriously? Not a single "Cop Rock" joke?

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u/FreeTouPlay Dec 15 '23

I'll never understand art these days.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '23

LMAO. Best cmpd driver.

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u/Specialist_Winner210 Dec 15 '23

Why is Charlotte our Miami

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u/TheBorgForPresident Dec 15 '23

I need a back story....

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u/handsofafelon Dec 14 '23

That rock is screaming "I can't breathe"

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '23

It was a lady cop.

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u/MyPunchableFace Dec 15 '23

lol!!

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u/drklunk Dec 15 '23

https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/18iitj2/psbattle_this_cop_car_parked_on_a_rock/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

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u/kuba_kopfschmerz Dec 15 '23

South Blvd Panda?

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u/AdventurousMilf1206 Dec 15 '23

DUI?

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u/ReneeBear Dec 16 '23

Ok cops are bad and all but how in the fuck

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u/happy72dude Dec 16 '23

I’m not sure he’s touching asphalt at all. What a waste of tax dollars. You think he’s going to get a breathalyzer for this? I doubt it.

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u/Acceptable_Bad_ Dec 16 '23

Ahh...cops.

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u/Mr_Anderson_48 Dec 16 '23

Reminds of the show The Rookie...

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u/TheDulin Steele Creek Dec 19 '23

I hate those parking lot boulders.

Photography nature is beautiful

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