Please we don’t want to share your germs

[u/TheKindofWhiteWitch]

I was just grocery shopping, minding my own business, picking up veggies for my guinea pigs. And then I hear it. Someone hacking up a lung biscuit very close to me. I look up and just over by the organic produce there is a boomer OPEN MOUTH coughing all over the produce. Just raw dogging the veggies w his germs.

Anyway, wash your produce friends.

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[u/RhythmTimeDivision]

I'm just here to express gratitude for "lung biscuit" and "raw dogging veggies"

After I stopped laughing, then answered my wife's 'what's so funny' question.

Just, thank you.

[u/TheKindofWhiteWitch → u/RhythmTimeDivision]

So glad I can share my crass sense of humor 😆😆

[u/RhythmTimeDivision → u/TheKindofWhiteWitch]

I'm walking around screaming 'fuckin' lung biscuit'! followed by laughing like a toddler.

[u/TheKindofWhiteWitch → u/RhythmTimeDivision]

😆😆💀💀💀

[u/WhtvrCms2Mnd]

Oy vey…. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Thank you for the reminder.

[u/CzarTwilight]

But having common decency and basic hygiene is hard

[u/TheKindofWhiteWitch → u/CzarTwilight]

It’s apparently very hard…

[u/Ceiling-Fan2]

My boomer mother does this. I’ve seen her sneeze into the open refrigerator while standing there facing it. Absolutely gross