Yuck

[u/Loud-Restaurant-9513]

[u/Due-Caterpillar-2097]

Men write things like this and think they are comedy genius

[u/homogenic- → u/Due-Caterpillar-2097]

And they say women are the unfunniest ones.

[u/Useful_Exercise_6882]

Giving everyone internet was a mistake

[u/Ok_Customer6031]

"My wife is asleep to im gonna beat my worthless peen to a woman I dont really find attractive even though neither her nor my wife would want to touch me" is a crazy thing to admit to

[u/likesomecatfromjapan]

Nobody fucking asked, Timothy.

[u/Objective-Panic-6426]

If she's "chunky" then I'm definitely cooked, burnt and then cooked again loll

Oh what a nice "comedy" community /s

[u/moogbanjo]

Isnt a crank a cry and a wank?

[u/EatThisShit → u/moogbanjo]

So that means he's a sad wanker? Sounds legit.

[u/LevelOutlandishness1 → u/moogbanjo]

No that’s crywank

[u/DragonfruitFew5542]

What a terrible day to have eyes

[u/misslili265]

As we say where I live..some men need to make such an effort to like women..

[u/Dear-Gift8764]

First of all the woman in those pictures is a goddess and near perfection. Secondly, he put out there on the internet that he is basically a pos who only objectifies women for his on pleasure. This is so cringe 😬

[u/SourPatchKiki]

I feel like fat insults have no weight anymore. Like, they'll call size 2 models "fat" They called Jessica Simpson fat, they called Anne Hathaway fat, it doesn't mean anything anymore.

It's the mental gymnastics of trying to tear a woman down so she seems attainable to you so you can jerk off feeling slightly less bad about yourself that's the most foul part of this tbh.

[u/stoned_seahorse]

What the fuck..?

[u/FeatheryRobin]

I wish we could do something against blatant online sexual harassment like this, because this is just appalling. It should be an offense just like sending unsolicited nudes

[u/homogenic-]

"Comedy heaven"

[u/Dr-Ogge → u/homogenic-]

I think the comedy heaven bit here is laughing AT Timothy and the absurdity of posting something like that, on your main account with your full name and face. Not laughing with him.

[u/Charm_MentumKat → u/Dr-Ogge]

Yeah, r/comedyheaven is for things that are so unfunny they loop back around to being funny again, so I’d definitely guess it’s laughing at the absurdity of posting something so moronic

[u/jnjs232]

POS

[u/absurdF]

mods can we keelhaul this guy

[u/Fucker_Of_Your_Mom]

"Crank it" is considered peak comedy now? Jesus the bar is in hell.

[u/quattroformaggixfour]

Eww, he’s gross and she’s a goddess

[u/ergonomic_logic]

He looks like a serial killer and she looks like an actual goddess. Him commenting on her looks, pls.

he has all the audacity.

Instant vomit.

Someone let his wife know he's a swine so she can take out the trash.

[u/TheMelonSystem]

What a terrible day to know English…