r/Asmongold 15d ago

IRL This guy's house has been hit by 23 cars

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u/FollowTheEvidencePls 15d ago

Guy needs to sue the city and find himself a nice mansion to live in.

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 15d ago

Sokka-Haiku by FollowTheEvidencePls:

Guy needs to sue the

City and find himself a

Nice mansion to live in.


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u/Croue 14d ago

Genuine art.

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u/Guru2425 12d ago

Yea, how do you sue an entity that is more broke than the City of Detroit?

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u/DinkleBottoms 12d ago

You’re thinking of Oakland, San Jose isn’t broke

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u/Guru2425 12d ago

My bad. On the outside looking in any city along the coast in California is broke worse than Detroit.

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u/DinkleBottoms 12d ago

That’s probably the dumbest thing I’ve seen.

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u/Juulk9087 15d ago

A fence? Of course the insurance company would cheap out. Just build a 3' thick rebar reinforced concrete wall. Not only will the wall not falter but his family will be safe.. and the house.

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u/Lancelot1893 15d ago

After the 2nd crash I would sell the house.

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u/Intrepid_Tumbleweed 14d ago

Easy sell. “Recently remodeled San Jose Home”

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u/RagnarL0thbr0k81 14d ago

Fr. U would think he would consider that at least by the 22nd. Dude is really testin fate at this point

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u/BrainMinimalist 14d ago

put a top-of-the-line gaming computer in the house along the wall where the cars hit. Then make your insurance pay purchase price for a 3 year old computer. "I paid $700 for that GTX 1080 TI!"

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u/rerdsprite000 14d ago

If he was smart he'd be collecting money from all these drivers lmao.

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u/Fluxus4 14d ago

There's 4 different houses being hit by cars. Did he just rebuild in a different style each time?

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u/Azzmo 14d ago

I think they used crash footage from other places/states/countries to beef up the video. None of those were hitting his house. The footage is misleading because his particular situation does not facilitate the airbound cars shown. He'd just need to put up a real concrete fence to be fully protected. Whatever the news story said about $40 million is either a government grift or a total road redesign because this particular property could be protected for a small fraction of that.

Here is the place. He basically lives at the abrupt end of an interstate offramp. Fucking insane.

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u/SyntheticBean 14d ago

This for real looks like a road I'd build in Cities: Skylines

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u/Kaindlbf 14d ago

why does it cost 40 million to build some fencing? govt spending is insane

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u/LordKrunk69 14d ago

Thousands for the materials and labor, millions to pay the people who decide how much material and labor they need.

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u/jfernandezr76 14d ago

The govt could just buy a nicer house and relocate the guy for 1/40th of that budget.

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u/BrainMinimalist 14d ago

Find some old farmer that dug a 10 foot boulder out of his field. that's stop a car

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u/Mind_Is_Empty 14d ago

Berryessa Road to Story Road is the entirety of North and South Jackson Avenue, which is 3 miles long.

That isn't to say they're not being wasteful. They expanded the scope far beyond the reasonable area. All they need to do is introduce some traffic control to the off-ramp earlier, such as adding a traffic light to Diadem Drive or Diana Plaza. Nobody would actually want to turn right on those minor roads, but going through lights would make people switch off freeway brain sooner.

Whoever ended up being the chosen culdesac to become a throughway would probably be pissed, though.

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u/RogerRavvit88 15d ago

I used to manage a rental home that had a problem just like this. It was at the bottom of a long hill that ended in a T with the home directly ahead of where you are forced to turn left or right. There was bad lighting and not the best visibility because the road leveled off at every cross street. All of these cross streets were uncontrolled intersections and the speed limit was like 25 but people would speed regardless. Perfect combination of factors for dumb shit to happen.

I had like 3 tenants in a row move out within a span of about 5 years because cars kept blowing through the T and hitting the home or their vehicles. After that I called the city and told them they need to put traffic lights or stop signs or something. They didn’t. But they did put a HUGE yellow and black reflective sign right in front of the home next to the driveway at the bottom of the hill like this one.

It never happened again as long as I managed it.

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u/qianqian096 15d ago

how much is this house insurance right now?

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u/creamersrealm 3d ago

Well California plus an ungodly amount of incidents so 5K/month I'd say?

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u/SnooHesitations2928 Dr Pepper Enjoyer 14d ago

The City is responsible for this. They should be paying for all his damages.

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u/Outrageous-Room3742 15d ago

Not just 'into the house', into the second floor of his house. No fence is going to stop that.

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u/Slayn87 14d ago

Id have a 6 foot thick reenforced concrete wall after the first time even if I had to build it myself....maybe this guy just likes collecting the insurance money and sueing

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u/DRINKMOREWATAAA 14d ago

The Final Destination Curse: "Okay... this shit gettin' old now."

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u/Nature_Enjoyer12 14d ago

Can't he put several steel hedgehogs on the front lawn to at least stop the low-hitting cars? I have no idea what to do about those that fly over to the second floor, though.

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u/BreadBrown 14d ago

'I think we need to move'

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u/bigfoot509 14d ago

It's because he is a raiders fan and his hates raiders fans

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u/United_Meaning_3880 14d ago

Lmfaooo 😂 insurance company puts up barriers: 30k Government puts up barriers: we need 40million…. 💀🤦🏽 DOGE!? Where’s DOGE?! Come take look at this… 😂

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u/Jeht_Black 12d ago

I feel like this is one of those situations where people have to die before they actually fix it.

There was an intersection by my house that led into a strip of restaurants. There were accidents all the time, 1 to 3 a month and it was like that for a few years. No amount of complaining lead to anything. Only after someone died there did they do something about it.

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u/Guru2425 12d ago

How about installing taller poles there insurance, oh wait you want to be cheap and your adjusters are too dumb to read the room.

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u/Guru2425 12d ago

That 40 million will be used as such

  • 15% for talking points traffic study and media campaigns ($6,000,000)
  • 75% for labor(mostly administrative staff and few actual construction workers)($30,000,000)
  • 3% materials ($1,200,000)
  • 7% on the celebratory pat on the back ($400,000)
    • 6% of which will go to used to pay the talking heads and photo ops of how this will improve safety without actually improving safety, but gives you a reason to jack taxes up another 400% next year.($2,400,000)

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u/PepsiMan77 6d ago

My only thought…