Pick me Americans r so annoying

[u/Equivalent-Run-3346]

Waiting for the day they realize that non Americans will still hate them no matter how hard they try to be “different” or “one of the good ones” lol

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[u/NeverMind_ThatShit]

There's no American who would introduce them self like "As a US citizen"...they'd just say they're American. Only dipshit foreigners who insist "American" refers to anyone from either North or South America would say that phrase.

[u/Zixuit → u/NeverMind_ThatShit]

16 year old kid sitting in his bed on his iPhone 16 on a Tuesday afternoon in his upper-middle class suburb: “As a US citizen (unfortunately)” 😂

[u/JazzlikeInsect6484 → u/Zixuit]

Preach brother

[u/Bubbly-Ad-1427 → u/NeverMind_ThatShit]

“as a US citizen” that one movie where the british spy uses the wrong hand signal for 3

[u/THEBLUEFLAME3D → u/Bubbly-Ad-1427]

Inglorious Basterds. Great film.

[u/Sad_Body7575 → u/NeverMind_ThatShit]

He's likely an expat or another country (which he claims to be ten decillion times better even though he literally left) that came to the US.

[u/Next_Rock_7732 → u/NeverMind_ThatShit]

They bitch that we call ourselves by our ancestry sometimes but when we try to forge an American identity they get pissed because Latin America is a thing.

[u/learnchurnheartburn → u/NeverMind_ThatShit]

I sadly think you underestimate the “pick me” Americans. Even I’ll sometimes use “US citizen” instead of “American” when I don’t feel like arguing when theres a bigger point.

[u/dwighticus]

“As a US Citizen…”

[u/LaggyUpdate → u/dwighticus]

reads off as those straight people who say “as a gay man”

[u/Zixuit]

As US (citizen) I think that (unfortunately) some people (on social media) may be lying (rent-free) about where they’re from (America)

[u/Wash_Your_Bed_Sheets]

They really are fucking annoying

[u/Evening_Builder4756]

If you do not like America just shut up Jesus.

[u/Filius_Romae]

We literally invented tires

[u/metalbabe23]

“As a US Citizen” Yeah, definitely not a American. Nice try though.

[u/McthiccumTheChikum]

They're just upset they didn't think to nuke hurricanes first.