r/AmericaBad 3d ago

If we get our packages stolen, it’s because we all leave them out overnight.

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….What? Just, what?

This was from a video of doorbell camera clips. Some people had packages stolen, which I guess means we have a habit of just leaving mail for days.

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u/Error_Evan_not_found AMERICAN 🏈 💵🗽🍔 ⚾️ 🦅📈 3d ago

I don't understand why Brits piss on pub walls when they're drunk at night.

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u/Karnakite 3d ago

I saw it in a video! Well, I didn’t see that, but I saw one of a drunk Brit stumbling to the bathroom, so yeah, that’s a thing they do all the time.

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u/YggdrasilBurning 3d ago

So much so that they had to paint soho in paint that bounces piss back off the wall at the pisser

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u/pinnedginger 🇬🇧 United Kingdom💂‍♂️☕️ 3d ago

you guys don't?

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u/BeerandSandals GEORGIA 🍑🌳 3d ago

In winter it gets dark early, before I get home.

The delivery person sometimes gets to my house when I do.

So if it’s dark out and a package gets stolen it’s because I’m commuting and not because I stopped at the pub for a pint.

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u/Lanracie 3d ago

Because we have an expectation of law and order on our country. Sorry you do not.