r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ExoticShock • 1d ago

of a Crocodile

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u/Blu3Raptor_ 1d ago

Damn…

DAMN BOI HE THICK!!

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 1d ago

Oh lawd he comin'

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u/Jeff_escobar 1d ago

That same boss in the games

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u/blogsymcblogsalot 1d ago

In the crocodile world, he looks like he’d be named Cletus

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u/DungeonAssMaster 1d ago

Cletus hatched first and ate all the other eggs in the clutch.

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u/Evening-Option6758 1d ago

THICCODILE

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u/Vandergrif 1d ago

Chonkodile

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u/Okie_3D 1d ago

Theres lever somewhere, awaiting to be pulled.

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u/InitialIndication999 1d ago

Its not flat fuck Friday yet

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u/robo-dragon 1d ago

Thick boi Thursday?

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u/south-fla410 1d ago

Soon as I saw this post I had the Song and Videoin my head.

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u/gold13 15h ago

ROLL THE CLIP!

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u/Sujjin 1d ago

you cant add to much butter to your alligator or they wont rise right when you let them bake in the sun

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u/Sutech2301 1d ago

Their content smile though

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u/KellerMax 1d ago

Who fed Renekton?!

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u/Avs2022champs 1d ago

The Fat Bastard of crocs

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u/Mugstotheceiling 1d ago

Boi ate the entire Everglades

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u/BalanceEarly 1d ago

Time to consult a dietician!

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u/TellItWalkin 1d ago

Is this drawn with a spirograph?

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u/nish007 1d ago

Looks like the first form of Shin Godzilla.

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u/GvngstaBoo 1d ago

I know a puffer fish when I see one

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u/RiceRi0t 1d ago

Oh leeewwwrd he comin

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u/velexi125 1d ago

Must be an American crocodile

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u/Cryptedcrypter 1d ago

Me after the holidays

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u/stronkzer 1d ago

Them basterds flattn'd ma boi Gumbo !!!

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u/madchemist09 1d ago

Guess he finally got captain hook.

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u/Gurkeprinsen 1d ago

I think I'm able to outrun this one

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u/istoOi 1d ago

All-igator

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u/dudewiththebling 1d ago

Which of his parents was a sea turtle?

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u/KnottyCatLady 1d ago

That's not a crocodile, it's a crocopuddle!! 😆

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u/Clear_Marketing_8103 1d ago

Florida? I ain't that surprised

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u/dreamsofindigo 1d ago

ccccroccccodile

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u/stupid_cat_face 1d ago

That’s a thicc TikTok thot right there.

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u/Book-Faramir-Better 1d ago

Damn. He ate the whole damn canoe, complete with its occupants, I imagine.

Holy shit! What'd he do? Unhinge his jaw like a snake?

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u/Low-Baseball-7978 1d ago

“Hey! Come over here so I can eat you!”

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u/chiclets5 1d ago

And looking damn proud of it too!

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u/LoyeDamnCrowe 1d ago

I think he just ate a crackhead

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u/nicat97 1d ago

Didn’t know that reptiles can be obese too

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u/Warm_Fan1498 1d ago

Of a baby

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u/Warm_Fan1498 1d ago

Please pet it

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u/blasphememes 1d ago

Crocothicky

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u/srimp909 1d ago

Crocodiles get obese like that? Does it have some fucked up disease

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u/Gorelover1313 1d ago

Man they can fit a full person in there

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u/WrongdoerDangerous85 1d ago

Croczilla 😂😂

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u/Sarasha 1d ago

Pancake

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u/Either-Maize6612 1d ago

Mf looks like he was part of “My 600-lb Life” on TLC

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u/Fallingdreamz 1d ago

HE THICC OMG BUT HES SO CUTE

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u/heyhihowyahdurn 1d ago

Thiccadile

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u/GraXXoR 1d ago

Banana for scale?

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u/cotton-only0501 22h ago

1 800 94 Jenny

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u/Fecal_Fingers 18h ago

Is that henry?

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u/l_0v3m4ch1n3 16h ago

Chunkodile need to be understood!

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u/TheDarkClaw 15h ago

Someone needs to take that croc for a walk and put it on a diet

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u/khansmsh 5h ago

Splat!