r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TotallyNotJonMoog • 2d ago

of an egg.

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An emu egg next to a chicken egg. I wear medium sized gloves.

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u/random_agency 2d ago

Am I the only one thinking, green eggs and ham?

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u/Upstairs_Ad_5574 2d ago

Not anymore lol

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u/Least_or_Greatest1 2d ago

Now it all makes sense

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u/ThreeBeersWithLunch 2d ago

Emu?

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u/TotallyNotJonMoog 2d ago

Yes.

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u/Sw0rDz 2d ago

Do they taste different than chicken eggs?

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u/TotallyNotJonMoog 1d ago

I don't know yet. This is our first one, but I'll try and remember to let you know when we do try it.

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u/naosouumrobot 10h ago

Have you ate it yet

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u/ERTHLNG 2d ago

Emu or alien, ain't no chicken that's for sure.

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u/MyrkrsBod 2d ago

Tf kind of alien did you take it from? Put it back before it decides humans are tasty.

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u/TotallyNotJonMoog 2d ago

Hello fellow humans. Things are safe here. Please come see egg in person.

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u/DimSumGweilo 2d ago

That sounds like something Jon Moog would say

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u/TotallyNotJonMoog 2d ago

I'm totally not.

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u/VendaGoat 2d ago

MY CLOACA!

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u/concretecat 2d ago

One egg is 40 eggs?

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u/BobTheFettt 1d ago

No man can eat 50 eggs

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u/Slightly_Smaug 1d ago

The birds that beat Australia.

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u/BatLevel906 1d ago

Cool! Thanks for sharing šŸ‘

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u/TotallyNotJonMoog 1d ago

You're welcome.

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u/CadaverBlue 2d ago

For a minute there, I thought you had a blister or a boil. šŸ˜†

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u/BobTheFettt 1d ago

I don't like green eggs

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u/Divine_Feminine5 2d ago

When you order an egg online versus when it actually arrives.

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u/donnwizzenhunt 2d ago

Iā€™m gonna break it