r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 2d ago

of a pregnant heifer

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u/wolfmothar 2d ago

Looks like there might be more than one calf

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u/Benjamin_Esterberg42 2d ago

Ended up just being one lol. She just gave birth like a month ago. This is from a tik tok influencers cow ranch.

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u/wolfmothar 2d ago

Must have been a big one

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u/Benjamin_Esterberg42 2d ago

Wasnt even a blue heffer. I dont remember exactly what it was though.

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u/DitchDigger330 2d ago

She's gonna blow!

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u/bygtopp 2d ago

Jeopardy contestant.

“Things your mom has been called.”

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u/Ok_Knee1216 2d ago

Thank you Alex.

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u/LongjumpingEnd2198 2d ago

Not gas, then?

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u/trinanorway234 2d ago

I feel like this cow will give a lot of milk.

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u/Benjamin_Esterberg42 2d ago

Betty!! This is an old pic lol. 1-2 months old atleast.

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u/Ok_Knee1216 2d ago

So she had the baby????

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u/Benjamin_Esterberg42 2d ago

Ya! We were all waiting cause the running joke was betty hated her owner and took forever to give birth but she finally did.

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u/Ok_Knee1216 2d ago

Just one?

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u/lurvvv 2d ago

So much gas… stop it adolf heifler

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u/hankbbeckett 2d ago

Why's the moon there

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u/Ok_Knee1216 18h ago

She tried jumping over it and got stuck.

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u/c17usaf 1d ago

Holy cow 🐄

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u/Dmau27 2d ago

She's full of steakums.

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u/OkNote8728 2d ago

Full gas !

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u/_Ceaseless_Watcher_ 2d ago

That's no moon.

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u/Kurgan_IT 1d ago

So the mythical spherical cow actually exists.

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u/Ok_Knee1216 1d ago

Temporarily, of course.

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u/BatLevel906 8h ago

I feel her pain