r/AbsoluteUnits 2d ago

of a charcuterie board

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361 Upvotes

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u/Antoshi 2d ago

A charcuterie table.

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u/Perenium_Falcon 2d ago

A ramp would add another $300 to it.

2

u/MolaQueen 1d ago

I was looking for the ramp!

3

u/Perenium_Falcon 1d ago

That’s because you know what’s up! High five.

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u/jakoobie6 2d ago

Cheese and crackers!

4

u/NoDig513 2d ago

Absolute Unit of a Luncable

3

u/ajblue98 2d ago

That might be charcuterie, but it ain't a board, it's a whole deck!

3

u/MN_LudaCHRIS 2d ago

I’ll take the one that fell on the floor, it’s mine, I called it

3

u/blogsymcblogsalot 2d ago

Wisconsin has entered the chat

3

u/JET304 2d ago

On butcher paper... chef's kiss!

2

u/SFDessert 2d ago

I bet at least half of that doesn't get eaten.

1

u/Crabby_Monkey 2d ago

Man that’s a charcuterie plank!

1

u/FLVoiceOfReason 2d ago

Someone won the lottery…

1

u/langsamlourd 2d ago

Looks really tasty. A bit unnerved by the big mirror above the fireplace

1

u/Dakaf 1d ago

No cats or dogs in that house.

0

u/Hot_Barracuda4922 13h ago

T-Minus 30min until all the cheese is shit

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u/Life-Routine-4063 1d ago

I put the cooter in charcuterie

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u/NobodyYouKnow2515 2d ago

That oughta show the vegans