r/30ROCK • u/whiterafter i came here to be number ONE • 2d ago

Jenna Maroney i found a bunch of your pre nose-job headshots, you'll sign them so i can sell them online right?

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u/outfoxingthefoxes Five Now Dog Five 2d ago

Oh my god I completely fell for that

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u/whiterafter i came here to be number ONE 2d ago

giving real ones to Jane would be kind of insane LMAO

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u/Baldwin28 2d ago

Ooh good eye

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u/No-Satisfaction9594 Heavy Is The Head... 2d ago

She had the other eye replaced after an archery accident at Mickey Rourke's ski lodge.

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u/myeff I got the meat, Jack! 2d ago

You know it doesn't open all the way because when she was little her sister peed in it!

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u/PeppermintPhatty workin’ on my night cheese 2d ago

Her delivery of this line always makes me laugh out loud.

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u/Worthlessstupid 2d ago

I cant’t keep doing this, I’ve never met Mickey Rourke.

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u/Baldwin28 2d ago

Fantastic. Happiest of newest years to you and yours.

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u/miguelcamilo 1d ago

For the record, she's never actually met Mickey Rourke

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u/SartreCam 2d ago

Is that Restrepa Grockovich?