r/woahthatsinteresting • u/ExplorerFast335 • Oct 01 '24

I'm glad she is growing but how is this even possible?

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u/MarsupialPristine677 Oct 02 '24

I can make her worse

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u/The_Besticles Oct 02 '24

I can whack her but it’ll cost ya

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u/ifukeenrule Oct 02 '24

I can whack off on her, and it won't cost you a dime

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u/The_Besticles Oct 02 '24

I’ll allow it please by all means. You’re invited to do that to all of my contracts, hell I’ll even pay you a tip on top of it. Just the tip tho.

Later that day:

(“So this fuggin wyze guy goes to all my jobs and sprays spooge fulla his Dee Enn Ayyye all ova da friggin body, I’m tellin you Lou, can’t make this shit up!”)