r/neoliberal Salt Miner Emeritus 4d ago

⚡⚡⚡THUNDERDOME⚡⚡⚡ ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE THUNNNNNNDAHDOME ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡

NO MODS

NO GODS

HIDE YOUR COUCHES

THAT'S RIGHT

IT'S TIME FOR THE VP DEBATE

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u/meubem “deeply unserious person” 😌 4d ago edited 4d ago

Kamala Harris is a deeply unserious person

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u/thomas_baes Weak Form EMH Enjoyer 4d ago

Can someone give me the profile of someone politically active enough to watch a VP debate AND still undecided? I simply can't imagine who these people are

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u/scndnvnbrkfst NATO 4d ago

The median voter is reacting to the media reacting to the debate

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u/RecentlyUnhinged NATO 4d ago

The goal isn't to sway voters with the debate, the goal is to get clips for the attack ads that might

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u/Jet451 Sun Yat-sen 4d ago

Jimmy Carter on his way to vote

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u/SpicyCornflake Bisexual Pride 4d ago

The habitat is ONLY for humanity.

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u/Zeke-Nnjai 4d ago

Least disingenuous political graphic

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u/Integralds Dr. Economics | brrrrr 4d ago

That is downright malpractice

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u/neolibbro George Soros 4d ago

Wow. Did the OANN team get hired over at CBS? That’s journalistic malpractice.

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u/lamphibian NATO 4d ago

LMAO I'm glad someone else caught that. It's too bad the average American can't read

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u/Huge_Monero_Shill 4d ago

It's made to not be read. I blame the median voter as much as anyone here, but this is graphic design terrorism.

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u/generic-k Former official /r/neoliberal political cartoonist 4d ago

Walz backstory scandal: you messed up a timeline by a month or two 35 years ago

Vance backstory scandal: you called your running mate Hitler

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u/bonobo__bonobo 4d ago

Walz should compliment Vance on being smarter than trump.

It forces Vance to either accept the compliment and enrage Trump or debase himself further.

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u/moneyBaggin 4d ago

This is kinda genius

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u/SpaceSheperd To be a good human 4d ago

r/neoliberal: Walz fumbled that question we are so fucking cooked it's over

Undecided voter: The Teeannieman what now?

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u/Butchering_it NATO 4d ago

“Walz, you have said you were there on X day, you were there actually 3 months later, explain?”

“Vance, you’ve called your running mate hitler”

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u/acmstw 4d ago

"That's why Mike Pence isn't on this stage"

Holy 🔥

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u/peronibog NATO 4d ago

I for one wish we could go back to VP debates between respectable candidates

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u/MeyersHandSoup 👏 LET 👏 THEM 👏 IN 👏 4d ago

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u/YeetThePress NATO 4d ago

Only one of these men had the gumption to endorse Harris.

Fuck Joe Lieberman.

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u/Adodie John Rawls 4d ago

Overall, Vance was more polished, but "That was a damning non-answer" was by far the biggest line of the night.

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u/_Un_Known__ r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion 4d ago

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u/SaintArkweather David Ricardo 4d ago

JD Vance touring wreckage:

"So how long have you been flooded?"

"About a week"

"okay, good"

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u/cdstephens Fusion Shitmod, PhD 4d ago

“I was wrong because I got tricked by the liberal media” lmao

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u/winterhascome2 4d ago

They actually can't say it, they are physically incapable of saying Trump lost in 2024.

That's freakish as hell.

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u/Nastrod 4d ago

Every 2 nanoseconds in this thread I see both "Walz is so cooked, it's Joever" and then "Yo Walz is cooking with that answer, we're so back"

This is very confusing for those of us not watching

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u/DentistFun2776 4d ago

Vance speaks better but is a slimy rat so it kinda cancels out

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u/bassistb0y YIMBY 4d ago

walz couldve just said "misspoke my bad" lmao

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u/Numerous-Cicada3841 NATO 4d ago

“I never supported a national ban… I did support a national… standard.”

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u/ThatFrenchieGuy Save the funky birbs 4d ago

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u/NianderWallaceAlt Bisexual Pride 4d ago

!ping LAW&SHITPOSTERS

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u/PlayDiscord17 YIMBY 4d ago

Median voter: “I just think both candidates are neat!”

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u/Icy-Magician-8085 Jared Polis 4d ago

Hello Walz, you said something small and irrelevant 30 years ago.

How will this impact your ability to be an effective leader 🤔

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u/Sheepies92 European Union 4d ago edited 4d ago

Vance is doing well and Walz started shaky but has improved.

This'll be your typical debate where both parties will claim victory. Let's be honest anyone that is still undecided at this point is probably not even going to vote and if they are, they are not going to be convinced by the fucking VP debate lmao

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u/Fishin_Impossible Nate Gold 🥇 4d ago

JD Vance with the “I have a woman friend”

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u/Icy-Magician-8085 Jared Polis 4d ago

People have voted overwhelmingly against my position in my own state

Yes…? You’re proud enough to say that on national TV?

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u/_Un_Known__ r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion 4d ago

debate goes badly

VP debates don't matter anyway, it will be a nothingburger

debate goes well

Rust belt secured 😎

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u/G_Serv Stay The Course 4d ago

You're running with Hitler vs. You said you were in China 2 months before you actually were

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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve 4d ago

I've become friends with school shooters

TIM NOOOOOOO

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u/Maestro_Titarenko r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion 4d ago

Over 50% of the US support mass deportations

That's just sad man

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u/agentyork765 Bisexual Icon 4d ago

Just told my son to STFU ABOUT PIKACHU, I'm watching the most important VP debate of my life

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u/BroadReverse Needs a Flair 4d ago

The ones that lost the debate were the American people

Internet is gonna lose their mind share it a million times like it’s some super deep analysis.

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u/Irishfan117 George Soros 4d ago edited 4d ago

Ok, the "It felt like 2 men standing up there telling women what to do, I want more representation, Idk who to vote for maybe I won't vote" lady is an all timer median voter

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u/conwaystripledeke YIMBY 4d ago

‘I want more representation’ says the woman who isn’t sure if she can vote for the woman in the race. 

Christ almighty, just sit this one out.

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u/jail_grover_norquist Jeff Bezos 4d ago

if only there was a woman I could vote for

idk Jill Stein I guess

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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO 4d ago

Really hope this catches on and goes mainstream as one of the defining moments of the debate, it's such a nakedly pathetic moment for Vance and also comes across as whiny

"Um, I was told that my lies wouldn't be challenged."

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u/iguessineedanaltnow r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion 4d ago

A lot of Americans hate fact checking.

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u/BroadReverse Needs a Flair 4d ago

Trying to look up the time the debate is every dumb fucking website will give you the history of each candidates entire bloodline before what time it is hidden somewhere in the article.

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u/jamiebond NATO 4d ago

Oh man the internal polling for the Republicans on reproductive rights must be roooough.

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u/Jagwire4458 Daron Acemoglu 4d ago

Find yourself a man who loves you like Tim Walz loves Minnesota

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u/fragileblink Robert Nozick 4d ago edited 4d ago

I think the prep teams overload them with facts and figures that journalists pretend to care about, but not regular people. There's definitely more of a purity view on that side, which leaves less room to speak freely. When I hear them speak it is like an awkward mixture of what they would naturally say and what they are supposed to say.

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u/p-s-chili NATO 4d ago

This is 100% what's happening. If you look at them speaking normally and then speaking at a debate, you can literally see them trying to balance all the various facts and figures while weaving them into a narrative on the fly. Once they get past their first couple of answers, they tend to shake off all the stuff that's been packed into their head and instead focus on crafting a narrative, which leads to them finding a groove and speaking well.

I've participated in debate prep on a much smaller scale (congressional and lower), and nearly every democratic operative I've ever worked with was hellbent on filling the candidate's head with as many snippets of facts and figures as possible. The people prepping our candidates are so up their own asses about proving they're smart that they're actively setting up our candidates to stumble out of the gate.

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u/Icy-Magician-8085 Jared Polis 4d ago

Hello vice president, should we bomb a country?

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u/18093029422466690581 YIMBY 4d ago

Vance literally walked into a fucking trap saying solar panels are all made in China. Harris fucking visited one of the largest solar panel production plant in GA in July. Vance said they don't invest in manufacturing in the USA, THE IRA LITERALLY PAVED THE WAY FOR THIS PLANT TO EXIST. THEY LITERALLY INVESTED IN AMERICAN MANUFACTURING AS A RESPONSE TO CLIMATE CHANGE.

Walz totally let that homer just pass him by. I am SO SAD he did not take that opportunity.

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u/TripleAltHandler Theoretically a Computer Scientist 4d ago

TIL kicking people off Facebook is a greater threat to democracy than storming the legislature as they try to certify an election.

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u/cdstephens Fusion Shitmod, PhD 4d ago

Holy fuck what a question lmao

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u/Dydono_ 4d ago

Imma be honest this question is trash as fuck

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u/ChillnShill NATO 4d ago

Chat is this real?

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u/JebBD Thomas Paine 4d ago

Did Vance actually say “the rules are that you guys aren’t allowed to fact check”? 

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u/dizzyhitman_007 Raghuram Rajan 4d ago

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u/dubyahhh Salt Miner Emeritus 4d ago

All Mods ARE Bastards

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u/Mejari NATO 4d ago

"I know she's watching right now, you wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school"

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u/xeio87 4d ago

Vance's comment about "we have laws to protect pre-existing conditions" like I wanted Walz to fucking shout "THAT'S OBAMACARE!"

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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve 4d ago

for the wealthiest amongst us

Narrow miss

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u/FuckFashMods NATO 4d ago

That's the debate. That moment was brutal for Vance.

I don't know why he wouldn't just say Trump lost

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u/Prowindowlicker NATO 4d ago

NBC undecideds say that they are leaning towards Harris and that Walz was better than Vance.

Also some guys say that Walz is more for the people while Vance didn’t and that Vance was trying to seem human

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u/FartCityBoys 4d ago

Walz wasn’t picked to dominate a debate, because frankly the VP debate doesn’t move the needle. Walz was picked because he’s a likeable midwestern guy with a good story and a good record as a governor. Sure, mayor Pete would have generated multiple owns, but again this debate is way down the list of priorities.

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u/1058pm Malala Yousafzai 4d ago

“Do you support a preemptive strike by israel on iran?”

Vance: “i grew up in a middle class family”

The same shit they attacked kamala for you cant make this up.

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u/sayitaintpink Richard Posner 4d ago

Bruh trump killed the nuclear deal you can’t fluff it off

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u/The_Dok NATO 4d ago

“Project 2025 is going to have a registry of pregnancies.” — Gov. Tim Walz of Minnesota

False.

Project 2025, a blueprint for governing drafted by the conservative Heritage Foundation, does not specifically call for a “registry of pregnancies,” but it does call for existing federal agencies to collect more accurate data about abortion.

Hey, NYT? What would that accurate data about abortion LOOK LIKE?

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u/LastIncrease3427 NATO 4d ago

Does anyone seriously believe Trump “peacefully gave up power”

What an awful and disgusting answer from Vance

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u/Telperions-Relative Grant us bi’s 4d ago

I’m worried this debate is a prelude to republicans moving on from Trump to act like they were always normal. And democrats are going to come off as obsessed for reminding Americans just how damaging they were and are

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u/btk7710 United Nations 4d ago

You guys know this is how debates usually go, right? Sorry Walz can’t debate a brain dead moron like Kamala gets to. When two people with an IQ over 70 have a debate, it’s not going to be a blowout.

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u/itsnotnews92 Janet Yellen 4d ago edited 4d ago

HAHAHAHAHA this college student on MSNBC saying "Anyone who's passed a high school civics class knows that the Vice President can't do anything. Neither candidate on that stage told us what executive action they would take on day one, nor were they asked, because the Vice President can't do that."

He was so sassy about it too. I hope someone clips that and shares it.

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u/BedNeither Henry George 4d ago

JD Vance really proved last night that he is the Ohio Ted Cruz

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u/Nastrod 4d ago edited 4d ago

The 2020 VP debate was in SLC. I lived in SLC at the time.

The 2024 VP debate is in NYC. I live in NYC now.

Checkmate, atheists. You can't explain that.

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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast 4d ago

‘i’m worse on free trade’

‘no IM worse on free trade!’

‘no IM EVEN WORSE’

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u/mockduckcompanion J Polis's Hype Man 4d ago

I don't even know who the VP candidates are

  • 🗿 (median voter)
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u/obeybooks SEPTA bitch 4d ago

"I can sense you fact checking me." -Me when my boss sends back my draft with a bunch of revisions.

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u/Thrawn656 NATO 4d ago

I wasn’t expecting Vance to dodge the abortion question as much as he did

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u/Average_GrillChad Elinor Ostrom 4d ago

Who the hell are these nerds

Where is the hot cop babe and the orange reality show lunatic

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u/Sheepies92 European Union 4d ago

Great by Walz to mention Pence not being on this stage

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u/loof10 YIMBY 4d ago

I actually don’t even care about the whole “storming the capital” thing all that much.

Guess the sub.

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u/KeithClossOfficial Jeff Bezos 4d ago

We didn’t talk about energy

You literally talked about energy instead of climate change

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u/letsgoheat3 NATO 4d ago

Apparently CNN's focus group had 6/7 still undecided.

And 1 person now favoring Harris due to Vance's non-answer about 2020.

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u/Due-Dirt-8428 Jeff Bezos 4d ago

ATTENTION NERDS

I’m not going to watch so I am asking everyone to post this emoji if things are going well -> 🏈 and this emoji if things are not so chill -> 🈲. This way when I look later I can quickly get a vibe check. Thanks. Talk to you all later

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u/ConspicuousSnake NATO 4d ago

👻

This emoji means I love Halloween. Please comment on this guy’s post with 👻 so that he knows the debate is taking place in October

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u/drunkenpossum George Soros 4d ago

It’s honestly fucking unbelievable that it’s 2024 and a vice president candidate is still casting doubt on whether carbon dioxide causes warming. Might as well cast doubt on the fucking sky being blue.

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u/ndneejej 4d ago

This is what liberals are trying to get people scared of 🤣

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u/Own_Locksmith_1876 DemocraTea 🧋 4d ago

Brooo is he saying climate change isn't real

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u/LGBTforIRGC John von Neumann 4d ago edited 4d ago

"let's suppose that carbon dioxide causes climate change"

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u/Here4thebeer3232 4d ago

JD Vance said that no nuclear plant has come online in decades, Georgia literally started up new reactors last year. And the Inflation Reduction Act has given the most generous subsidies for nuclear energy in decades. Bold face lie

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u/johnson_alleycat 4d ago

Vance when he spots a Hispanic child (drug mule) struggling across a river

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u/WanderingMage03 You Are Kenough 4d ago

I do appreciate Vance explaining that Republicans issue was never with immigrants actual legal status and that it was always about the fact that they are immigrants.

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u/FatElk NATO 4d ago

You saiwd youw wouwdn't fact check 👉🏼👈🏼

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u/zanpancan Bisexual Pride 4d ago

As someone already said, this debate feels very Pence-Harris coded.

Pence was (imo) better there on the debate stage but Harris did sufficiently well that with electoral trends, the perception favored her.

Vance is putting up a very strong showing playing to the people he needs to play to. He sounds intelligent and coherent (irrespective of what the content of his speech is), and he has enough populist flair and skewers Walz rhetorically enough that he can easily call it a win (and is probably right to).

Walz on the other hand has done solid enough that he has gotten his key talking points out and can say he got Vance to go mask off on sufficiently enough that he can play it off as well.

I doubt it will have much electoral impact however. People will probably forget this in a bit.

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u/John_Maynard_Gains Stop trying to make "ordoliberal" happen 4d ago

I love that Trump is associated with masculinity when he’s clearly never played sports and his favorite hobby is being bitchy about celebrity gossip and people “looking like slobs”

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u/kurtztrash NATO 4d ago

He's crushing it with this liberal family values talk.

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u/cdstephens Fusion Shitmod, PhD 4d ago

Liberals: “debates should be boring again!”

Also liberals: “I’m bored!!!!”

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u/No_Nefariousness7486 Martha Nussbaum 4d ago

The “same here man” is the closest JD Vance got to sounding like a real person again, holy fuck I almost felt sympathy for him there.

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u/Sherpav Raghuram Rajan 4d ago

“Damning non-answer” is the moment

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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO 4d ago edited 4d ago

"Did Trump lose in 2020?"

"Well did Kamala..."

And in that moment Vance embodied the spirit of every reddit and Twitter conservative who resorts to insane leaps of whataboutism when directly challenged by a question/argument they're not comfortable with

If you have to pivot that hard you've lost the argument

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u/sheldoncooper1701 4d ago

The fact that JD Vance would not respond to conceding the election if he loses, should be the headline on ALL news about this debate. We knew Trump wouldn't answer but.....Just insane times we are living in.

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u/ErectileCombustion69 4d ago

I think what I hate most about undecided voters is their lack of shame

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u/SheHerDeepState Baruch Spinoza 4d ago

Waltz is doing fine. He's not able to quickly pivot into an attack like Pete. Yes, I am obsessed with Pete.

Vance knows climate change is real. He's lying to pander to the crazy base. Very gross.

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u/InterstellarDickhead 4d ago

Why can no democrat say that when an abortion happens in the late months of pregnancy it is because something horrible has gone wrong and the baby won’t survive. Doctors are not out there aborting healthy babies.

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u/RelativeCounter2976 4d ago

Wow, every undecided voter on the panel are single issue voters, with the same issue: longshoreman employment.

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u/GelatoJones Bill Gates 4d ago

OK I'm sorry, but what the fuck is this question?

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u/Mr_Bank Resistance Lib 4d ago

Walz is nervous but Kamala started nervous and cruised after like five mins so it’ll be fine

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u/cdstephens Fusion Shitmod, PhD 4d ago

Walz: slightly fumbles the question

JD Vance: let me talk about how poor I used to be

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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve 4d ago

VANCE:

Cool question, here's my wikipedia entry

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u/revmuun NAFTA 4d ago

"Our number one export can't be topsoil from these storms' erosion"

what a goddamn good line

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u/ashack11 4d ago

Vance is smooth and slimy, it makes him great in environments like this, but poor at relating to actual people and on the ground in rural communities. Walz’s strengths as a speaker are more evident on the campaign trail than on TV.

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u/Maestro_Titarenko r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion 4d ago

Kamala Harris

Executive orders

Again

SHE'S NOT THE FUCKING PRESIDENT

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u/Miserable_Set_657 NATO 4d ago

Say what you want about JD or Walz, but they are -- for some reason -- so incredibly nice to each other. They shit on Kamala and Trump, but will be like "I agree with his rhetoric," "I appreciate that"

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u/jayred1015 YIMBY 4d ago

That is a BIZARRE question in a debate. Thanks NYT Pitchbot!

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! 4d ago

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u/dizzyhitman_007 Raghuram Rajan 4d ago

By Paul Noth, from when Trump chose Vance

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u/mandalore237 NASA 4d ago

Walz confirmed not to run facebook

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u/Necrochi United Nations 4d ago

“I don’t run Facebook” rofl

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u/friendia Jared Polis 4d ago

Wow this was the best moment of the debate for Walz. That was genuinely very moving.

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u/Strength-Certain Thurman Arnold 4d ago

You're all whining about the fire in a crowded theater thing, but I'm here to tell you that every high school government teacher uses that line at least once a year.

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u/Ok-Armadillo-2119 4d ago

The Jan. 6 question probably eroded Vance among moderates. Trump's insistence on not just acknowledging he lost is going to sink the whole party. People are justifiably terrified that Trump will gut democracy and all checks on executive power if he's elected again.

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u/SigmaWhy r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion 4d ago

My biggest takeaway from this debate is that JD Vance's populism is all an extreme larp

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u/mud074 George Soros 4d ago

"This was a debate between two men telling women what to do, we need more representation. IDK who I will vote for president"

Girl what

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u/ErectileCombustion69 4d ago

Undecided voter on NBC about JD: "he sounds like he was trying to be more human"

Lol

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u/Sheepies92 European Union 4d ago

this NBC undecided panel was hilarious instead of infuriating tbh

One woman just started talking about their day and everyone said that they kinda don't really care about the VP debate

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u/indithrow402 Henry George 4d ago

Interestingly Vance clearly still has succ tendencies even after becoming a Republican, but his pitch doesn't really work at all when it's obvious that most of the rest of his party would light themselves on fire before actually signing any of those spending programs.

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u/2timescharm 4d ago

Watching vance talk is like watching the Green Goblin switching to Norman Osborne for a few seconds before going back

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u/futuremonkey20 NATO 4d ago

You are all dooming about a tie. Touch grass.

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u/letsgoheat3 NATO 4d ago

I think in general the debate will be largely forgotten in a week.

https://x.com/mattmfm/status/1841320867260780721

NBC News just polled their focus group of 6 undecided voters in Pennsylvania who won the VP debate.

5 of 6 said Tim Walz won the debate.

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u/RadioRavenRide Super Succ God Super Succ 4d ago

I don't watch the debate, only infer what happened based on thunderdome comments.

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u/Mr_Bank Resistance Lib 4d ago

Mods you said lying was allowed!! MODS!?!?

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u/Zlesxc Jesse Ventura's Joint Roller 4d ago

This has secretly become a 90 minute move to Minnesota ad and I kinda love it

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u/TheJoeRoomGroup Trans Pride 4d ago

I think that, after this debate, the people who like Donald Trump will think Vance won, and the people who like Kamala Harris will think Walz won.

Subscribe to the Cook Political Report for $39.99 a month for more insightful analysis.

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u/Common_RiffRaff But her emails! 4d ago edited 4d ago

Thread is dead, post erotic macron pics.

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u/S_T_R_A_T_O_S 4d ago

Walz very quickly building up momentum, his rebuttal to Vance on Iran was great

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u/theaceoface Milton Friedman 4d ago

VP debates don't matter and this won't either

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u/LastTimeOn_ Resistance Lib 4d ago

Let's just say that's true.

Let's just assume gravity exists.

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u/rasonj Big Coconut Enjoyer 4d ago

If Kamala Harris really believed in Climate Change, she would let us burn more coal and oil to fight it

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u/Downtown-Sky-5736 4d ago

Oh my god the Shapiro stans are here

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u/reptiliantsar NATO 4d ago

How can you watch this? There’s no deranged yelling.

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u/toggaf69 John Locke 4d ago

Banger of an answer Tim

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u/Mojo12000 4d ago

I feel like Walz is stronger on responses than initial answers and the opposite is true for Vance.

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u/Currymvp2 unflaired 4d ago

Lmao rare moderator w. Fuck Vance

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u/anincredibledork 4d ago

Walz talking at 1.5 speed means we've got the zoomer vote locked in

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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve 4d ago

Tim, you said "trust the experts". But some of those experts were women. And some of those women were unmarried.

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u/Currymvp2 unflaired 4d ago

Vance is a sleazy piece of shit but he's better at debating than most Republicans. Reminds me of Pence in that way

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u/Own_Locksmith_1876 DemocraTea 🧋 4d ago

Vance: spreads lies about migrants that lead to bomb threats

Walz: forgot what month he went to China 30 years ago

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u/Numerous-Cicada3841 NATO 4d ago

That was cringe as fuck

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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast 4d ago

Mr Vance, you called Trump America’s hitler. Do you also support Black Hitler mr Mark Robinson

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u/Dragmire927 Thomas Paine 4d ago

Every comment about tariffs be like

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u/KeithClossOfficial Jeff Bezos 4d ago

Walz absolutely crushed the abortion question, holy shit

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u/A-Centrifugal-Force NATO 4d ago

That was a good point by Walz on pro-abortion

I’d describe myself as pro-choice and anti-abortion. A lot of Democrats would agree with me on that, including the president. Overturning Roe actually increased abortions, meanwhile Obamacare reduced abortions.

I support policies that reduce the number of abortions

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u/don-corle1 4d ago

"it's boring"

Trump has literally reshaped what people think a normal debate looks like 😂

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u/Syards-Forcus What the hell is a Forcus? 4d ago

Vance trying as hard as possible to pivot to the center when he has a spotless record of hyperconservatism on abortion is quite funny

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u/bassistb0y YIMBY 4d ago

"how is what i said wrong" "thats not what it said and it was fact checked at the last debate" "oh, okay"

LMFAO

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u/how_dry_i_am 4d ago

"Yeah I think I'm gonna turn off. Not as fun as first debate"

Some of you all are the problem. Our politics should be boring. This isn't a spectacle. It's not about "fun"

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u/anincredibledork 4d ago

Became friends with school shooters

"Mr. Walz, you're pretty cool, don't come to school tomorrow"

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u/CrispMustard Janet Yellen 4d ago

This feels like a debate from 20 years ago. I love it and hate it at the same time

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u/bangnburn 4d ago

Vance acknowledging Harris/Biden won the election 🧐🧐

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u/G_Serv Stay The Course 4d ago

Lil bro is tweeting while on stage

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u/Whytfbuddy Susan B. Anthony 4d ago

trump just doesn’t give a fuck about Vance it’s so funny every time

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u/secretlives Official Neoliberal News Correspondent 4d ago

I mean obviously fuck JD Vance but a debate between two people who are at least able to articulate their points is refreshing

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u/Barbiek08 YIMBY 4d ago

My main takeaway is that Minnesota sounds amazing minus the snow and the Vikings and I want to move there

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u/Tafts_Bathtub the most recent victim of the Shame Flair Bandit 4d ago

All debates used to be this boring. we have to retvrn

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u/Maleficent-Elk-6860 NAFTA 4d ago

If Trump wins he will absolutely execute JD Vance

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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve 4d ago

That is a damning non-answer

HOOPS FROM HALF-COURT

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u/YehosafatLakhaz Organization of American States 4d ago

PENCE MENTIONED

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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u/CarmineLTazzi 4d ago edited 4d ago

Walz torched him on Jan 6. The non answer on whether Trump lost is bruuuutallll

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u/Its_the_dankness Jerome Powell 4d ago

Mike Pence? Of “Hang Mike Pence” fame?

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u/dxgoogs 4d ago

We’ve finally acknowledged why Pence isn’t there

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u/cannedsmarties 4d ago

I think Vance’s debate bro mask just slipped off there, like he really thought banning people on Facebook is of equal value to January 6th

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u/Mejari NATO 4d ago

There has to have been political ads on "Why isn't Pence the VP Candidate? Because he wouldn't violate the Constitution for Trump. Will JD?" with the noose in front of the capitol, right?

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u/Boe-Jurrow 4d ago

Far left Bernie Sanders

Center Dick Chaney

Far right Taylor Swift

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u/InMemoryOfZubatman4 Sadie Alexander 4d ago

Walz didn’t do as amazing as he should have, especially at the start

Vance is a very slick talker but no substance

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u/Sheepies92 European Union 4d ago

I shouldn't watch the undecided voter panel it'll just make me hate humanity

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u/Moth-of-Asphodel 4d ago

"Walz did okay"

WEAK

There's nothing like a candidate for Vice President who dominates in a debate.

The gold standard*

*yeah I watched every single one a couple years ago and he was the best, Dick Cheney a close second tbh

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u/jamiebond NATO 4d ago

Vance came across like a very skilled and effective debater. And I mean that in a good and a bad way.

See, the thing about debate kids, and why they're pretty insufferable (couch Ben Shapiro cough) is that debate isn't actually about standing up for what you believe in or anything like that. In debate competitions you aren't scored on the merits of what you're actually arguing for. You're scored on whether or not you were able to put forth an effective argument defending whatever position you were assigned. Whether or not you actually believe anything you're saying is irrelevant.

And that's how Vance came across. He didn't seem like he ever cared about actually saying what he believed. All he cared about was saying things that helped him "win" the debate. It all just came across as so phony.

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u/itsnotnews92 Janet Yellen 4d ago

Jen Psaki on MSNBC saying it's been a huge mistake to keep Walz on a leash the last few weeks. Saying he needs to be out there and be free to make mistakes and be authentic and connect with people.

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u/senoricceman 4d ago

I’m already tired of people saying this is the first civil debate in years. Hmmm I wonder who has been the one common denominator in why that is. People are so stupid. 

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u/AppleOfWhoseEye 4d ago

i hate undecideds

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u/loof10 YIMBY 4d ago

My personal takeaway:

I fucking hate JD Vance. At this point he somehow provides a more negative feeling when I see him on my screen than Trump does. All the nastiness of Trump polished up and presented like a used car salesman.

Also, fuck Ohio State.

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u/RedGeist_ 4d ago

Walz clinched it with the “did Trump lose the 2020 election” question. Wasn’t sure he’d pulled it off until right then.

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u/BalletDuckNinja Delphox Shaker Central 4d ago

I’m an Argonian farm tool and I can personally say that the Empire did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is much better under the Sixth House though. I feel respected – which I never do when abolitionists are involved.

!ping TES

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