r/mildlyinfuriating • u/liberty340 • 4d ago
Guy sitting next to me on the plane wants to switch seats (I was in a window seat). When I refused, he reached around my shoulder and shut the window
When I went to open it again he asked me to shut it because he "wanted to take a nap". I ignored him, so he asks a flight attendant to shut it for him. Absolute dick move. He did end up sleeping, but I'm still pissed about it.
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u/OopsAllLegs 4d ago
I once had a guy ask to switch with me because I had the aisle seat. I'm 6'5 and need to stretch my legs every so often or my knees start to hurt.
I told him firmly that No, I specifically paid for this seat and that I was significantly taller than him. He kept insisting that I need to move.
In my best angry dad voice I snapped with, "Is this what we are going to do? Start shit before our 4 hour flight because if so, it's going to be an awkward flight."
He dropped it and didn't look my way the rest of the flight.
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u/RockNRollMama 4d ago
lol I’m 5’1 (barely) and always fly aisle because I absolutely hate not having a side free. Also I never take out my air pods but don’t have anything on until I’m fully situated. Got on to a flight a few months back and reached my early teens row only to find an older gentleman sitting in my seat. I just looked at him, then my phone for the boarding pass, then up to the overhead where my small duffle went up.
I didn’t say anything but pointed to the row and the man got up saying “oh you must be in the window or middle” as he got out of the way to let me in. I sat down in my seat and began to settle in as he started to get angry and agitated with me. I clicked the call button as I wasn’t dealing with it and he was blocking the boarding process.
A flight attendant approached quickly and before this man had the chance to whatever I took out my air pod and sad “this gentleman was super confused about his seat so if you can please help him sort it it out I’d really appreciate it as he’s getting a little aggressive with me”. The look on his face was priceless as he turned to argue his case to the FA but she cut him off and said “sir please take your bag and proceed to your seat so we can get on with the flight”.
He walked off cursing me under his breath, to the back of the plane. Anyway that’s the THIRD time I’ve been in a stolen seat situation. People are such assholes.
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u/mbm66 4d ago
Wait, he wasn't even in the middle or window seat, he was in a whole different row? That's some cheek.
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u/RockNRollMama 4d ago
I had no idea either. I just wanted to sit in the seat that I paid for. Ever since I joined Reddit like just under 10yrs ago the amount of stolen seats stories has gotten insane. It seems that the best solution is to feign ignorance and let the FA handle it. I’m actually a VERY confrontational person so I have to walk a fine line so I don’t get put on a no fly list. Hence getting the FA sooner rather than later.
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u/two-headed-sexbeast 4d ago
This self awareness is commendable. I hope it serves you well. It sounds like you played this situation very well.
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u/westviadixie 4d ago
whats that like? being confrontational? I'd like to learn some of your ways.
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u/lillyshelbey 4d ago
I’m not who you asked, but as a person who is confrontational…It’s lame, because 97% of the people I meet avoid confrontation and are afraid of it (making me look aggressive). The other 3% are typically Karen’s and irrational, or in this case outright rude plane seat stealers and you have to realize their lack of brain cells and manners is not your circus…even when you want to treat them like a monkey.
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u/yeetedhaws 4d ago
Slightly different but I decided to take a 6 hour greyhound earlier this year and there was a lady infront of me in the wrong seat. It was no big deal, we were an early stop and there were plenty of empty seats so the guy who was supposed to sit there ended up just sitting with me after they both checked their passes and she claimed they booked for the same seat. Cue 2 stops later after 3 hours of driving and she goes "wait a second... This isnt heading south" she proceeds to spend the next 3 hours blaming the driver for not checking her ticket properly (spoiler: she skipped the line during my stop when the driver called for reboarders to get on first.... she was not a reboarder just didnt want to wait the line which means she didnt give the driver a chance to check her ticket), calling family to complain about how her 4 hour drive just turned into a 16 hour one, and telling every new boarder that she was going to talk to customer service when she was let off to get a refund and free ride back. No idea what happened but it was like... Lady you had multiple opportunities to read your ticket and listen to instructions but you chose not to.
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u/kayelles 4d ago
What a boss. I wish I was quick/ballsy enough to do any of that.
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u/Burger4Ever 4d ago
This reminds me of the time I was on a flight and a gentleman fumbling around we are all trying to get seated. He was very clearly holding up the aisle, until one man finally yelled from two or three people behind, “Let’s go! What is this your first flight or something??!”
So, the middle-aged flustered man holding everyone up turned around in a panic and said, “YES! This actually is my first flight, I’m freaking out, and I don’t even know what I’m doing!”
Immediately, everyone realized he was being honest and jumped up to help him. Everyone apologized lol. No one actually expected this to be his first flight. 😅🤣
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u/No-Condition-oN 4d ago
That's a fun thing to do on a flight. Find out who wins.
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u/El_Mnopo 4d ago
SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?
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u/leemadz 4d ago
Start pressing the summons button above his head between rounds.
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u/throwaway2418m 4d ago
Thats fucking amazing. Just wait till they go to sleep then call in a flight attendant
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u/gadzooks101 4d ago
Wait till they go to sleep and then get up to use the restroom, every 30 minutes or whenever he falls asleep.
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u/acclaimedmistake 4d ago
Careful. They're probably battling with the kind of person that would straight up steal your seat if you vacate it for even a second.
Although that's a good reason to get crew involved that bit faster, I guess.
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u/ElectricDance 4d ago
Casino rules, pee in your seat to assert dominance.
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u/Long-Contribution258 4d ago
But if he steals your seat, you can put the tray table down and refuse to move it when he has to use the restroom. "Sorry, I have important work on my phone.tablet.laptop that can't wait"
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u/Black_Magic_M-66 4d ago
If they steal your seat, you can just ask for it back and the flight attendant will make them move.
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u/Happydancer4286 4d ago
I’ve had a seat stolen by a woman who absolutely would not move for the Delta flight attendant. It was a full flight She insisted I could sit at the back in her seat. I had booked my seat months before the wing, my favorite place to sit. I could tell the flight attendant was getting angry, and she was also getting exasperated with me telling me we were getting ready to leave the gate and I had to take a seat. I chickened out and took the seat next to the back toilet door. I simmered the entire flight. I will not agree to switching seats ever again. And I’ll probably get nasty. 😊
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u/FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI 4d ago
If the flight had not taken off, the flight attendant should have had her removed from the flight.
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u/BioshockEnthusiast 4d ago
There's no need to wait.
If they want to start shit they've re-booked their trip to a one way ticket to fuckin' jail.
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u/subpar_cardiologist 4d ago
Find out what their next flight is and book the seat behind, preventing them from reclining and tilting the air so it blows at the back of their neck the whole flight.
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u/Tisamoon 4d ago
If he isn't, you could tell the flight attendant that he told you he's a recovering alcoholic.
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u/Sufficient_Card_7302 4d ago
Tell the attendant what he keeps trying to do and ask to be separated? Mention something like you paid extra for the view and such
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u/textile1957 4d ago
Better yet, since he keeps reaching around, open it and when he reaches around again, tell the man to please not touch you and say it audibly. One more time, call the attendant and let him tell on himself when he explains why he keeps touching you.
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u/Why-R-People-So-Dumb 4d ago
Yeah don't explain to the person you paid extra...you pick a window seat you get window seat control. Someone tried to do that to my son once and play adult rank on him that he should listen to elders, I told them to get a better job so they could get a charter flight and in the meantime pick on someone their own size.
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u/Lokland881 4d ago
lol, this gives me “why do we allow kids in restaurant” vibes. Like, if you don’t want to deal with the public stop being poor and rent the private room.
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u/Corey307 4d ago
Sometimes you have to call the flight attendant. I only fly once a year, but I save up my points and fly first class. I am more than happy to change seats with someone if it means they can sit next to a family member. But on one leg last year I had a passenger ask me just to switch with them, not so they can sit with their kid or husband, or whatever. They weren’t even in first class, guess they just picked the only guy that didn’t look like he belonged there cause I wear flannel and work boots instead of a suit. I paid $1200 worth of airline miles for this seat, pound sand.
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u/Excludos 4d ago
Takes a special kind of person to go to a completely different class and ask to change seat with you so you can get a vastly inferior experience to the one you paid for
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u/TimeNail 4d ago edited 4d ago
Yes you gotta hand it to the guy he's got some front to try that. I'd never ever think of it. Does it ever work?
Sometimes I see people try something and think surely that never ever works but maybe it does maybe people feel bullied / under pressure and they are people pleasers
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u/ComfortableReveal807 4d ago
My first ever concert was Rammstein back in '99. Of course being my first concert I had no concept of upper-level seats vs General Admission ("pit") tickets, which of course offer two very different experiences and suffice it to say that many Rammstein fans, at least the young ones, would almost universally prefer a GA ticket over a seated ticket, without even thinking about it. They might even call you fucking stupid for asking which they'd prefer. I know that now.
But when I got to the venue and my buddy lamented the fact we had upper level seats, I was like "huh?" And he explained we'd be up there with chairs while everyone else is down in front of the stage rocking out. That kinda bummed me out. So I stood by the entrance to the venue for a a few minutes, and a dapper looking dude with his dolled up girlfriend arrived and presented tickets to the dude at the GA/pit entrance.
Figuring I had nothing to lose, I said "hey man--no pressure or anything, but if you happen to be interested in considering a trade, I've got two second-level tickets right at the front up stairs. You guys look pretty nice and it's hard to imagine you want to get all sweaty standing shoulder to shoulder with a bunch of amped up Rammstein fans for two hours. So, if you want to swap, downstairs is definitely more my kinda of scene. 🤷♂️"
The guy thought for a second, looked at his hot girlfriend, probably imagined all the dudes who'd be copping a feel all night in GA, and said "right on, man. Deal."
That all said, these are different situations. I don't know anyone who's a glutton for economy-class seating and the paltry food and beverage options, offensive lack of leg room, and just general malaise that hangs in the air behind those magical first class curtains--but that person might exist somewhere.
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u/throwaway2020nowplz 4d ago
That won't work. The attendant will ask you if you want to be reseated... And it probably won't be a window seat
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u/Sea-Poetry-950 4d ago
The thing that gets me is he reached around your shoulder?? Dude, don’t even go there.
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u/irresponsibleshaft42 4d ago
Immediately would have loudly gone "HEY DONT TOUCH ME YOU CREEP"
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u/Wendigo_6 4d ago
I DONT KNOW YOU
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u/armchairwarrior42069 4d ago
THATS MY PURSE
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u/thatsmaPURSEidky 4d ago
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
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u/Chizuru_San 4d ago
THAT IS MY DICK
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u/Horror-Possible5709 4d ago
Honestly, and then told on him to the flight attendant to get what he wants. Like, sick tantrum bro. Shall we ask for a pacifier while the flight attendant is still here?
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u/aShiftyLad 4d ago
Yea I just tell people that they should've gottena windows seat instead, but I control the windows so go fuck yourself.
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u/novyah 4d ago
I know right. The audacity of some people. I wish someone would try this shit with me 😂
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u/Forthe49ers 4d ago
I would have opened it would have opened and closed it every 15 seconds for the rest of the flight. Snap it open, snap it closed.
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u/Repulsive_Switch_267 4d ago
they won't , because most of the time those people instantly recognize people they can't fuck with.
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u/novyah 4d ago
Exactly, that's exactly what I was thinking when I wrote the comment
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u/ParticularThen7516 4d ago
Yeah, same. I read these stories and struggle to wrap my head around them. That stuff never happens to me, but I kind of want it to just so I can tell the person off.
Was on a flight years ago and the person in front of me pushed a bag into my foot area, so I immediately and forcefully pushed it back. They spun around like they were going to say something but then nothing. Just sat back down and didn’t try their bag in my foot spot again.
I wish I was there for OP so they could have kept their window how they wanted it.
I’m a big middle aged guy that is just fed up with assholes. Nice guy, but impatient with dickheads.
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u/Stormy_Wolf 4d ago
Yeah that's about when I'd lose my shit.
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u/IrradiatedToast 4d ago
You see, you keep opening it and have them shut it a few times, let them get angry. Then call a flight attendant and let them dig themselves a hole getting a felony or added to the no-fly list.
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u/Ok-Stranger-2669 4d ago
Also, keep using the toilet. In and out, in and out. Sorry, bro, excuse me again.
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u/Puffycatkibble 4d ago
A nice stealthy queef in his face while sashaying out ought to settle the issue too.
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u/Heavy-Quail-7295 4d ago
"I need it open to see out or I get bad claustrophobia. That's why I booked a window seat"
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u/LeToxic 4d ago
starts breathing faster while staring him
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u/CurveOfTheUniverse Fuck u/spez 4d ago
This is one of my favorite gifs on the internet. The other one is vibe cat.
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u/beepborpimajorp 4d ago
For me it would be "I need it open to see the horizon or I get air sick and start vomiting, and then I'll either have to try to crawl over you in time or use the airsickness bag."
Then I'd just slide that window shade right back open and if he wants to call my bluff, he gets a lap full of whatever I ate in the airport.
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u/shortmumof2 4d ago
and I get motion sick and vomit 🤢🤮
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u/bulelainwen 4d ago
I do get motion sickness and vomit. I had someone turn my air off. The air that helps me from vomiting.
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u/Lamaberto 4d ago
That's my go-to. Needless to say, I don't experience any type of sickness. I just like the window, but this gets them to stop asking and avoid any arguments.
Works 100% of the time.
I've even seen people who board before me sitting on my seat, and this makes them move fast.
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u/LosPer 4d ago
No. PANIC ATTACKS. :)
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u/Heavy-Quail-7295 4d ago
Yes! Then just shake him by the collar screaming in his face!
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u/Autumnwood 4d ago
Oh people. If he wanted a window seat, he should have booked one.
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u/HankThrill69420 4d ago
you mean imposing your will upon others isn't included in the middle seat price?
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u/aHOMELESSkrill 4d ago
The perk of the middle seat is you get both arm rests.
The perk of the window seat is you get to control the window
The perk of the aisle is never having to climb over anyone
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u/Swimming_Stock9183 4d ago
This. Unfortunately people are usually self centered morons.
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u/ScottOld 4d ago
Breaking of these rules should be life imprisonment when you land
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u/Stormy_Wolf 4d ago
The downside of aisle is always having to get up for the other two!
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u/aHOMELESSkrill 4d ago
For sure. But I’d rather get up than be crawled over.
Downside of aisle is having to get up for the others.
Downside of middle is you are more crammed and have the window seater crawling over you if they get up.
Downside of the window is having the others try to control the window and having to climb over two seats to go to the bathroom.
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u/Probable_Bot1236 4d ago
Downside of middle is you are more crammed
On a recent flight I was in the middle, with the aisle seat occupied by an obese, sweaty woman, and the window occupied by an obese, sweaty man.
Physically, it was godd*man miserable. You know what's gross on a plane? Being so warm you sweat. You know what's even worse? Your row-mates sweating on you...
My much-appreciated good fortune is that we had wonderful conversation the whole three and half hours hours (she turned out to be hugely insightful about wildlife conservation issues, and he was a professional chef!).
But afterward I couldn't wait to take a shower at my hotel!
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u/aHOMELESSkrill 4d ago
The last time I had a middle seat the woman I who had the window seat’s daughter had the aisle seat in front of us. So I selflessly offered to switch seats and the daughter (who was maybe 14) was excited to be able to sit next to her mom. And I was excited not to have a middle seat.
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u/KyleCAV 4d ago
Agreed how hard is that concept? My wife and i constantly book our seats ahead of time. I like my specific seat nuff said. Had someone on a flight ask me if i wanted to switch seats and got testy when i said no, flight attendant sided with me and told him no and to let the attendant know if he asks again.
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u/Kongbuck 4d ago
The way I've always tried to couch it in my head is that the other person isn't a jerk for asking, but I'm also not a jerk for saying "no." Surprisingly, a lot of people have an issue with that last part.
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u/ashleyorelse 4d ago
Or maybe flying just isn't for him
Should have stayed on land. Take a bus.
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u/StretchConverse 4d ago
Can’t shut the window shades on the bus from the middle seat though. Clearly that’s what he wanted most
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u/Some-Statement7360 4d ago
I would keep opening it, he can find a different seat.
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u/LiverDontGo 4d ago
Ya tell the F*ing attendant you wanna stay awake. Keep opening that shit and tell him to book another flight
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u/alle_kinder 4d ago
I'd tell them I booked a window seat because if I can't look out of it, I will throw up. That's a lie, and I really just love looking out, but that was a dick move of her. Put a sweater over your face or something and shut up. If you need total darkness, be prepared to provide yourself with it like an adult.
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u/unclejoe1917 4d ago
If it comes to being a petty snot, I bet I could conjure up a good pukin'.
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u/SaltyLonghorn 4d ago
Just hold the sickness bag to your left and stick your finger down your throat.
Fucker wants to gets crazy? Get loco.
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u/Future-Original-2902 4d ago
If you strain your throat and tongue while trying to halfway burp you can do it without a finger and it sounds real. Best way I can think to describe the process
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I knew I could count on Reddit for spite-puking advice.
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u/shitposter1000 4d ago
That would have been a great skill as a kid when my parents would hot box us, chain smoking in the car. I used to puke, but not often enough for them to stop.
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u/IndependentChannel93 4d ago
You dont need to explain yourself to a complete stranger
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u/SJBond33 4d ago
Exactly. Don’t even talk to him. Have the flight attendant enforce the rules.
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u/peelen 4d ago
Have the flight attendant enforce the rules.
But this is what happened, and the flight attendant somehow sided with middle sit passenger.
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u/ChronicY2kk 4d ago
Did the flight attendant side with him though? Or did he ask the flight attendant and they said nothing to the attendent? Because what i read suggested they didnt say anything to the attendant afte the other passenger asked.
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u/Russell_has_TWO_Ls 4d ago
Absolutely. I always choose a window seat ahead of time as looking out the window really helps with my flight anxiety. I wish a mfer would
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u/Practical-Sea1736 4d ago
OP could turn on the overhead light and claim it’s needed for reading
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u/drewz_clues 4d ago
Better yet, turn his overhead light on and say you need more light than yours gives.
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u/JackhorseBowman 4d ago
same, I can be petty AS SHIT.
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u/Jakkerak 4d ago
I myself contain a nearly endless well of petty power that I reserved for poopy people.
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u/Constant_Worth_8920 4d ago
Wait. The attendant closed it? The windows is controlled by the seat next to it. Everyone knows that.
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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago
If he can afford a plane ticket then he can afford a sleeping eye mask for travel
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u/Theycallmeahmed_ 4d ago
Don't they hand those out for free?
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u/somethingquirky01 4d ago
In July, I flew Emirates 14.5 hours overnight in economy and they had a small pouch with some hygiene items.
None of the other Emirates flights I took, which were during the day, had the same amenities. So it looks like it depends on the airline and the length/time of flight?
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u/NoSkillzDad 4d ago
Emirates is a different "breed". The best service I've had in economy was in Emirates, no contest.
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u/Higreen420 4d ago
Singapore hook it up too
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u/WickedYetiOfTheWest 4d ago
I’ve found most non American based major airlines are leagues better than the big ones in the states
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u/Funny_Yesterday_5040 4d ago
It doesn't take much.
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u/Ionovarcis 4d ago
In southwest, if you go super economy, you need to run on a hamster wheel to power the engines
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u/AurumArgenteus 4d ago
It beats their budget economy option. Do you have any idea how hard it is to stop a plane? But passengers are cheaper than brakes.
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u/erik_working 4d ago
I won the lottery on a long-haul and they bumped me up to Business Class. It was the most amazingly calming and relaxing flight.
Too bad I was going to a work project...
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u/Tough-Refuse6822 4d ago
Through mostly politeness and with a little exaggeration, I managed to get my wife and I free business class upgrade on United from Zurich to New Jersey after flight delays, lost luggage, and missed connections during our one and only trip to Italy years ago. It was the greatest flight I’ve ever had. I doubt I’ll ever experience that again.
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u/kevin3350 4d ago
This is it. I flew Turkish airlines from LAX to Istanbul, and we got a nice little back with a toothbrush, toothpaste, sleeping mask, earplugs, comfy socks, and slippers. Flight from Istanbul to Barcelona did not have it
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u/Brilliant_Canary_692 4d ago
I was flying economy China Southern from Heathrow to Shanghai last year. We got eye masks, toothbrush and toothpaste and the rest of the basics.
Had a pretty damn good salmon lunch as well.
I think it's just plain luck dependent on the carrier you get.
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u/jesrp1284 4d ago
Dollar Tree hands them out for $1.25…
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u/tiatiaaa89 4d ago
Your eyelids are also masks and typically complementary upon skin sack arrival to life
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u/FunSushi-638 4d ago
They do in first class. (Worked for an airline)
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u/Kontknikker 4d ago
I did a quick calculation and it seems it’s cheaper to buy the pillow, eye patch, fleece and crappy headphones yourself than to upgrade to first class. But I’m not a numbers guy
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u/Bubbly_Profession618 4d ago
I always get an aisle seat so I can go pee when I choose.
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u/Virus_Sidecharacter 4d ago
From me it’s the opposite I will always go for window as I rarely will need to pee
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u/a_rabid_anti_dentite 4d ago
I just pee out the window
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u/bestprocrastinator 4d ago
I just get drunk and piss myself mid flight. It's actually really nice because then I'll get personally escorted off the flight first.
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u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog 4d ago
Covered in my urine & forced from public transportation, it's like we never left Boston
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u/homie_mcgnomie 4d ago
I go for the window so I can cause as much inconvenience as possible when I need to pee
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u/Russell_has_TWO_Ls 4d ago
I would especially enjoy my typical window seat in this case as I would very much love climbing over that asshole every five minutes. Would be chugging water like crazy. No one beats me in a petty-off
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u/Lark_vi_Britannia 4d ago
Technically, you can do this even without an aisle seat. :)
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u/Paradox68 4d ago
This has been settled for years now.
Aisle seat gets extra legroom.
Middle seat gets both armrests.
Window seat gets something to lean on and a view.
We’re not animals!
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u/GirthyPigeon 4d ago
OP isn’t answering anything. Rage bait bot maybe?
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u/WithOneHeadlight 4d ago
Picture of closed window. 3000+ rage upvotes. Ridiculous.
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u/HumanitySurpassed 4d ago
Maybe in a fit of rage they posted this in order to vent, & now that it's off their chest they have 0 desire to discuss it further.
I've done it before haha
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u/Initial-Wrongdoer938 4d ago
I'd have put it back up while looking at him with an expression of "balls in your court".
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u/theunkindpanda 4d ago
Surprised the flight attended supported him on that one
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u/motherofcattos 4d ago edited 4d ago
If it's nighttime the flight attendants will ask everybody to shut down the windows. And if it's daytime and there is strong light coming in, it makes sense that they would be on his side. The problem here is that the guy reached out over OP's shoulder instead of asking her politely.
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u/Hs80g29 4d ago
I was recently on a red eye flight where the only window not closed was the one of the person next to me. The whole plane would have been dark if not for her window.
I asked them to close it, and unlike the OP they obliged. I wouldn't have reached over them if they declined, but declining without having a great reason is pretty inconsiderate.
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u/Ralfton 4d ago
The squeaky wheel gets grease and all that.
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u/alle_kinder 4d ago
Be the squeaky wheel who will "throw up if they can't look out the window," lol. If that guy can't be adult enough to bring the necessary darkness accessories with him, I think it's fine to tell a petty white lie.
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u/Stoltlallare 4d ago
From what I’ve heard/seen, if someone wants to sleep they do tend to ask if you can shut the window, especially on longer flights. I guess it gets priority since it impacts more people over you wanting to look out the window, I suppose.
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u/monkey_bean 4d ago
What a douche. I imagine he thinks it’s his own personal plane ride. I had this happen to me on a bus once. I was pregnant, nauseous and got into it with a guy that wanted me to close the window that I WAS SITTING NEXT TO. He reached across and shut the window, I barfed on his shoes. It all worked out.
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u/zombuca 4d ago
Even if I actually wanted it closed later, it’s staying open just for spite.
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u/Moist-Grocery2907 4d ago
What a bitch! Tell him to put on an eye mask and to drink a cup of shut the fuck up instead and to leave you alone. If he wanted to control the window then he should have paid the extra to be able to choose it himself.
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u/DarthJarJar242 4d ago
"cup of shut the fuck up" is getting added to my reddit-learned-lingo and I love it.
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u/wetwater 4d ago
We were taxiing to the runway and the woman seated behind me reached over and snapped my window shut. I looked over to her and, with an eyemask on her forehead, she very bitchily said she intended to sleep on this flight. She was furious when I opened my window and said I paid for for a window seat so I can look out of it.
Like, use your eyemask. Did you forget you had it around your head already and just needed to lower it? Instead she spent the flight glaring.
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u/MadTownMich 4d ago
Happened to me a couple times. I told them flat out that they should bring an eye mask or pay for the window seat. I always choose window because I like to view everything, including at night the cities or occasional giant boats, or during the day, clouds, mountains, cities, waves. Don’t like it? Buy the window seat yourself!
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u/AccursedFishwife 4d ago
Happened to me once, middle seat guy demanded that I close the window. I lied and told the guy I had claustrophobia and I needed the window open.
Guy raised his voice and told me that it sounded like I was too ill to fly. I just smiled and said, ok, and for some reason that really pissed him off, he turned beet-red and angrily played on his phone, stabbing the screen for 2 hours.
It was uncomfortable but I enjoyed the win. Still, it was so surreal that a human being was able to be actively angry for 2 straight hours.
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u/LogicalConstant 4d ago
Personal space
Personal space
Stay out of my personal space!!
Keep away from my personal space.....
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u/EightBitEstep 4d ago
One time I was boarding and this kid in his 20s was in my window seat. I politely informed him that it was my seat. He was like “I’m pretty sure I have the window seat.” So I showed him my ticket. He tried to make me let him sit there anyway, like “I just really like the window seat.” I didn’t say it out loud, but I was like “Yea, me too. That’s why I booked it ahead of time…” He proceeded to whine the whole trip about how he really liked the window.
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u/BernieTheDachshund 4d ago
Everyone knows the person sitting at the window controls the shade.
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u/RogerMurdockCo-Pilot 4d ago
I'll bet being a Flight Attendant is exhausting. You're essentially babysitting a bunch of "adults"