r/madlads Sep 05 '24

Madlad Dad

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u/Redacted_G1iTcH Sep 05 '24

And he can sense a disturbance in the thermostat from a mile away

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u/275MPHFordGT40 Sep 05 '24

“Someone changed the thermostat at Tom’s house to an abnormal temperature. I must alert him.”

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u/FloppyObelisk Sep 05 '24

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u/Redacted_G1iTcH Sep 05 '24

True, it’s a declaration of war when you go into another man’s house and mess with his thermostat

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u/FloppyObelisk Sep 05 '24

I mean the disrespect. I could never.

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u/LongPhotograph7478 Sep 05 '24

He doesn’t beat you, he just looks at you disappointedly. And it works.

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u/Redacted_G1iTcH Sep 05 '24

God that’s the absolute worst. My mom did that to me as a kid, and that made me feel worse than any beating I got

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u/ehjhockey Sep 06 '24

He once mowed a lawn, cleared a drain clog, taught a younger male how to replace a toilet flusher arm then gave him a pound of his own homemade smoked beef jerky to take home. All in one Sunday afternoon. BEFORE DINNER. The psycho

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u/JoCo2036 Sep 05 '24

It's said that he can sense when the channel is going to be changed while he's sleeping watching it.

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u/COuGUANT Sep 05 '24

He’s got that Jedi dad energy.

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u/AustinTanius Sep 06 '24

The chosen Juan.

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u/FindOneInEveryCar Sep 05 '24

He is our king.