r/facepalm • u/thenewyorkgod • 28d ago
🇲🇮🇸🇨 We need to talk about how his brain is total mush at this point
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u/ir_blues 28d ago
Years ago, a german comedian said about a politician "I prefer to just quote them, word for word. I have not yet found a better way to insult them".
I think of that a lot these days.
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u/allisjow 28d ago
“We’re sitting down…” he says standing.
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u/MildlyAgitatedBovine 28d ago
Check my post history if you think I'm a shill, and I think he should be in jail as opposed to being anywhere near power, but he's clearly saying (and almost certainly lying about it) that they are having occasional sit down meetings with whomever he's pawned his policy off on. So he says ~"we're working on it and we're gonna get it done."
It's just a variant on two weeks.
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u/allisjow 27d ago
I don’t doubt he has intentions of communicating something that makes sense to him, but the way he clumps partial thoughts together makes what he says sound ridiculous. He struggles to communicate, which is appalling for someone running for President. I just wanted to point out funny it sounds. Like if he’s going to be sitting down with people to address a topic, then tell us who those people are, when that will happen, and exactly what will be talked about. Instead his words just exemplifies how panicked his brain is as he scrambles for an answer.
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u/530SSState 27d ago
"We're looking at it very strongly, so strongly you wouldn't believe it. The experts all come up to me with tears in their eyes and say, 'Sir! Even we don't know how to look at that strongly! You have the greatest brain ever!'... My daughter is so hot... CHIIIY-NUH!"
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u/the_man361 27d ago
Unrealistic, too coherent.
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u/RandomInternetVoice 27d ago
I was going to say they are pasttiching the Trumpsterfire of four years ago. His syphilis and dementia have advanced since then. He now basically just burbles nonsense.
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u/Aggromemnon 27d ago
I doubt his intentions. This isn't new. He's been double- talking so long that he doesn't know how not to. The difference between now and pre-2016 is that he's less motivated or less capable of memorizing the important points that make his word salad seem to make sense. The stress of the court cases and his recent close call with an assassin has rattled him, and he refuses to listen to his handlers. So when someone asks him a question he just talks til they stop listening, and he thinks he's still doing great.
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u/In-Justice-4-all 27d ago
I'm a criminal defense attorney... As such I have occasion to deal with sociopaths and con artists more often than I would care to. This is exactly what they do. They can talk for hours and never say anything or answer the direct question.
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u/saki604 27d ago
Even if it is the case, him being unable to communicate that in a coherent way is alarming
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u/TheFoxAndTheRaven 27d ago
He's not "clearly" saying anything.
Don't make excuses for him or try to rationalize that mess.
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u/Rhouxx 27d ago
He wasn’t asked if he was working on it though, he was asked about specific legislation, and he gave a rambling answer about working on it because he has no plan.
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u/NotUrPunchingBag 28d ago
It seems everything before the last sentence is just the brain motor firing up...
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u/YouWereBrained 28d ago
Yep. “I’ll finish off with Make America Great Again and they’ll all clap.”
And sure enough, those fucking idiots did.
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u/mattf7667 28d ago
Nine eleven!
-lois griffin84
u/Key_Preparation_4129 28d ago
Something Something Something guns, jesus, and 9/11 and Something about saving the children
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u/Georgiaonmymindtwo 28d ago
“I may have lost my train of thought a few minutes ago but if I keep talking like this….”
Representative Regina Bookman.
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u/whofearsthenight 28d ago
The only problem i have with the title of this post is the "at this point." Trump hasn't made a coherent point or answered a question in the last 9 years.
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u/MadKingThomas 28d ago
Bold to assume there’s a functioning brain motor in there.
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u/anonmymouse 28d ago
It's just a hamster wheel... but all the hamsters are dead.
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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 28d ago
Maybe he can borrow RFK's brain worm.
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u/Ampallang80 28d ago
It starved. It’s dead too
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u/TheRealCovertCaribou 27d ago
if he can't even look after his own brain worm how could he be expected to look after the country!
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u/the-treatmaster 28d ago
A PT Cruiser powered by a blender.
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u/r4o2n0d6o9 28d ago
Be nice to the PT cruisers
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u/Narfubel 28d ago
Right? At least a PT cruiser won't rape you.
Well...don't assume I guess, watch out for them cruisers y'all.
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u/69vuman 28d ago
Was there more than one sentence?
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u/thomerD 28d ago
No, just one long run-on sentence.
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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 28d ago
I'm convinced that everything Trump says is just part of one long rambling sentence he started back in the 90s and hasn't found the end of yet.
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u/ThouMayest69 28d ago
In the video, he basically answers "tariffs", which...yikes...
I am guessing the text in the Kamala tweet is paraphrased, but comes very close.
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u/Lightfooted 28d ago
tariffs
... because making it more expensive to import things like kid's clothes and school supplies is what's going to make child care more affordable. Got it.
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u/cerevant 28d ago
I think he spent half that time figuring out if this was a policy he was allowed to support. It is hard to keep all the lies straight.
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u/Harvest827 28d ago
Is this in addition to the grandparents and aunts/uncles helping out policy JD was talking about, or a replacement policy?
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u/Dia-De-Los-Muertos 28d ago
My people will speak to your people in about two weeks.
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u/Harvest827 28d ago
Just tuck the details into the healthcare policy plan and I'll read them at the same time.
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u/Useful-Ad1489 28d ago
Nope. He’s spouting the same shit plan that’s in their vile Project 2025 agenda. Get rid of Head Start, no vouchers for daycare and possible payments given to people staying home to take care of their kids but only in a traditional ol 1950’s nuclear family. Everyone else is fucked.
They said Headstart & daycares have too much abuse & neglect so better shut it down. You can’t make this shit up. Fuck that & fuck them.
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u/jakesteeley 27d ago
Well, cutting the corporate taxes to 15% is going to require a significant decrease in spending on things like children and food and stuff. I mean, look at how well we did when the TRUMP DYNASTY cut corporate taxes last time.
Lower income people who support this person really need to go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and punch themselves in the face as hard as they can.
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u/thenewyorkgod 28d ago
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u/Martin2989 'MURICA 28d ago
The quotes in the picture made me get a headache, but thanks to the video and the stroke I got from it, the headache is gone!
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u/YouWereBrained 28d ago
And people fucking clapped. People clapped at that shit.
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u/DanGleeballs 28d ago edited 28d ago
They only heard and understood the “make America great again” whistle and clapped on auto.
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u/gudlyf 28d ago
"Make America great again" is Trump's "San Dimas High School Football Rules!"
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u/Klogginthedangerzone 28d ago
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u/Open-Cryptographer83 28d ago
I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
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u/Miserable_Ad9577 28d ago
Roughly a third of US eligible voters are dumber for listening to him. God have mercy on thier souls.
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u/Select_Asparagus3451 28d ago
I think a lot of us underestimate just how slow a lot of people are.
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u/Complex-Maybe6332 28d ago
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin
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u/thepottsy 28d ago
Those are the same people that claim they can’t understand Kamala when she speaks. Those are called idiots.
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u/xt0rt 28d ago
What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons
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u/Scipio33 28d ago
Well, they heard the magic phrase and nothing else that he said mattered. You can put a cherry on top of a shit sundae, but it's still a shit sundae.
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u/bmorehalfazn 28d ago
Yeah, like, dude said a lot of nothing and then ended with his MAGA shtick and they clapped? How much were the plants in the audience paid to push clapping
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u/clocksteadytickin 28d ago
Name one piece of actual legislation.
You have to have it. In this country you have to have childcare so I’m going to stay with it. We had Marco Rubio and Ivanka. Look at the numbers. I’m going to tax other countries. They will get used to paying us. America is failing.
Clapping…
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u/Biddles1stofhername 28d ago
Because his formula is "filler words, then vague positivity."
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u/Helmer-Bryd 28d ago
He said make America great again, that’s literally the only thing they heard, then clapped
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u/SportySpiceLover 28d ago
It was an uncomfortable clap. I have been present when these happen, you clap in the hopes that the fucker goes away...or you clap because you have nothing else to offer and your brain was a short circuit away from death.
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u/Shanks4Smiles 28d ago
Mr. Trump, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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u/RandomRonin 28d ago
And you can still create a more legible sentence than that moron despite the stroke!
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u/Loopy_Popsicle 28d ago
Q: If you win in November, can you commit to prioritizing legislation to make child care affordable, and if so, what specific piece of legislation would you advance?
A: Well I would do that, and we’re sitting down, you know, I was, somebody, we had Sen. Marco Rubio, and my daughter Ivanka was so impactful on that issue. It’s a very important issue. But, I think, when you talk about the kind of numbers that I’m talking about, that - because, look, child care is child care, couldn’t, you know, it’s something - you have to have it in this country. You have to have it. But when you talk about those numbers compared to the kind of numbers that I’m talking about by taxing foreign nations at levels that they’re not used to, but they’ll get used to it very quickly, and it’s not going to stop them from doing business with us, but they’ll have a very substantial tax when they send product into our country. Those numbers are much bigger than any numbers that we’re talking about, including child care, that it’s gonna take care. We’re gonna have - I look forward to having no deficits within a fairly short period of time, coupled with the reductions that it told you about on waste, and fraud, and all of the other things that are going on in our country, because I have to stay with child care. I want to stay with child care, but those numbers are small relative to the kind of economic numbers that I’m talking about, including growth, but growth also headed up by what the plan is that I just told you about. We’re gonna be taking in trillions of dollars, and as much as child care is talked about as being expensive, it’s relatively speaking, not very expensive compared to the kind of numbers we’ll be taking in, and we’re gonna make this into an incredible country that can afford to take care of its people, and then we’ll worry about the rest of the world. Let’s help other people. But we’re gonna take care of our country first. This is about America first. It’s about make America great again. We have to do it, because right now we’re a failing nation. So we’ll take care of it. Thank you. Very good question. Thank you.
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u/ljr55555 28d ago edited 28d ago
So the tarrifs that he clearly doesn't understand (company may reduce their base price to stay competitive after tarrif is added, but far more likely your out-the-door cost is going up to cover the tarrif -- which is the point. Making the foreign product less competitive and allowing domestic products a better chance when we cannot compete with savings from pitance wages, no healthcare, and lax safety standards) and/or taxes on foreign companies doing business in the US are gonna fund childcare? Like Mexico paid for the wall!
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u/IamHydrogenMike 28d ago
I also like how he is going to get rid of the deficit completely, he said this last time when they passed the Trump tax cuts, and it blew a trillion-dollar deficit into the budget.
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u/lord-apple-smithe 28d ago
I don’t know why more people don’t simply follow up with “great, how will you do xyz?”
Spoiler: I know, he only gives softball sycophant interviews
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u/fancysauce_boss 28d ago
They tried last time, all they got back was “vote me in and you’ll see what the plan is” and then there was no plan and they kept asking and were told it’s being worked on. Just like everything else in this pathetic man’s life he just tries to ware you down until you give up. He doesn’t care if he looks stupid. Winning is all that matters and if you give up asking he thinks he’s won.
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u/StrangeContest4 28d ago
Dazzle them with his accordion jazz-hands and dizzy them with his word salads and utter bullshit!
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u/Vanman04 28d ago
It doesn't matter he just repeats the same inane bs.
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u/Psychological-Dot929 28d ago
It seems to be 100% stream of consciousness. Thank God he doesn't know about "Circular Breathing" techniques like Kenny G!
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u/Frothylager 28d ago
I really don’t think this gets enough attention, even if you ignore covid Trump increased deficit spending every single year he was in office.
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u/Prestigious-HogBoss 28d ago
Sounds exactly as a response you will get from a pageant participant who memorized a dozen of phrases and has to use them to answer any question throw at her.
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u/authalic 28d ago
This needs to be a Harris-Walz campaign commercial. Buy the air time and run it from beginning to end, every hour. No rational human can watch that and think he has any capacity to serve in public office.
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u/PerfectlyFramedWaifu 28d ago
No rational human can watch that and think he has any capacity to serve in public office.
In other words, it's not going to make any noticeable dent in his fan base.
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u/RoxxieMuzic 'MURICA 28d ago
What makes you think his base, or for that matter anyone in the Trump Vance camp, is rational.
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u/Devout-Nihilist 28d ago
I really tried to read that. I really did but it.....hurts. A literal child could put together a better response than whatever he spit out. I really struggle with trying to understand the people who idolize him see and hear. They treat him like a god, which is insane by itself whether it's trump or someone else. I just don't understand, even the slightest, what they feel.
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u/Loopy_Popsicle 28d ago
Same. You think it hurt reading it? Try transcribing it!
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u/Devout-Nihilist 28d ago
Oh no, thank you, but I do appreciate your work and respect you for doing it. Hopefully, you recovered well from it. Maybe limit how many from him you do per week. Can't be healthy.
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u/Loopy_Popsicle 28d ago
The pain is real! Fortunately I've gone back to my usual medical transcribing and am already feeling smarter :)
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u/Scipio33 28d ago
If someone were to take all the garbage rambling out of this, could we assume he's trying to talk about trickle-down economics?
Or, if he were summarize it in terms he's probably more used to: "Don't you worry your pretty little head about childcare, sweetheart. We're going to be raking in so much money from everywhere that money isn't going to be an issue!"
OR, what people likely hear when he so blatantly dismisses their issue: "I'm going to be in charge, I'm going to make a lot of money, and we'll take care of everyone else whenever we get around to it."
I'm definitely not holding my breath for trickle-down economics to work this time.
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u/RonStopable88 28d ago edited 27d ago
So if you watch the whole video, and try really hard to parse out some semblance of an answer. The jist is he is going to raise import taxes on other countries sending product into America. And the tax revenue will be so big that taking care of childcare expenses will be trivial and America will be able to take care of its people.
He did not answer the question about what legislation he will bring in to spend money on childcare. He only answered that it will be easy to do since he will have no deficits.
Only problem is when he taxed import goods it started a trade war with our biggest trading partners. This actually drove costs up for american households. Same story as “mexico will pay for the wall.” Mexico just raised their prices to ensure their taxes were covered.
Not to mention trump said in 2015 he would have no deficits in his first term, but he ended up running up national debt by 8 trillion dollars, and had a net job loss.
He’s fucking braindead. Anyone who believes his bullshit is equally braindead.
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u/Placeholder4me 28d ago
Who the hell claps after that. So much rambling and not an answer in sight
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But those numbers he talked about when talking about numbers. Those numbers are small numbers compared to the other numbers, those are bigger numbers.
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u/NelsonMuntz007 28d ago
This is how he answers every question. But his followers think it’s great because they recognized a few words and he’s so confident about his jibberish.
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u/Sinister_Plots 28d ago
Honestly, it sounds like a four year old trying to explain a fever dream they had.
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u/HHcougar 28d ago
Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you'd you would you could you'd do you wi you wants you you could do so you you'd do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
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u/dong_tea 28d ago
He tells it like it is. And apparently what it is is random words said in the cadence of a sentence. So don't forget Trump voters, this November remember to potluck grubby fish socks, China apple question face.
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u/Due-Presentation6393 28d ago
CHINA APPLE QUESTION FACE!
CHINA APPLE QUESTION FACE!
CHINA APPLE QUESTION FACE!
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u/NoHeat7014 28d ago
How can you listen to that and be like wow that was amazing let’s clap.
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u/Shadyshade84 28d ago
Short answer: they don't. I'd bet they zone out and it's an automatic response of "oh, Master has finished talking. It was probably smart and amazing so I should clap."
Explain how else they can confidently state that he never said the things he said.
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u/Beardedarchitect 28d ago
There has got to be a better place to link than nee Twitter.
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u/The_Real_Mr_F 28d ago
I hate to defend this bloviating turd, but I could actually parse something that resembled a relevant answer from the full clip. He’s basically saying he’s gonna use a combination of big tariffs and his magic economic growth wand to wipe out the deficit so we’ll be so flush with cash we can pay for childcare and everything else we need, which kinda sounds like socialism but what do I know 🤷♂️
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u/Goats_in_boats 28d ago
These people say they love Trump because he tells it like it is, but we all have to parse something that resembles a relevant answer out of everything that comes out of his butthole mouth? The man’s a walking talking MadLib, except not funny and absolutely dangerous.
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u/SpamGreenEggsandHam 28d ago
Mr. Trump, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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u/griffindork2 28d ago
Where is this from?
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u/fac429 28d ago
Billy Madison!
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u/DJRyGuy20 28d ago
I’m still upset that none of the contestants in that scene ever chose one of the categories about the host’s slutty wife.
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u/umbraborealis 28d ago
It’s too damn hot for a penguin to be just walking around here!
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u/Gemini-Moon522 28d ago
At least Vance was honest. No grandma or grandpa? No aunties? I guess you're fucked.
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u/kintokae 28d ago
I came to post the same but in meme form, you are doing great work.
At this point, the only difference I see between him and a child in daycare is, he has more felonies. They both wear diapers, they both babble and cannot be understood, and they both play dress up in wigs and mock others.
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u/rhino910 28d ago
So the same people who plan to vote for a convicted felon and rapist to the White House have no problem that the criminal also suffers serious dementia. How anti-American does one need to be to be part of MAGA?
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u/mewdeeman 28d ago
This is not dementia. He is just insanely stupid and doesn’t know shit about fuck.
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This right here is a middle schooler who not only forgot to read the book, but also forgot that today is book report day. This is just a firehouse of pure, uncut, weapons-grade bullshit.
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u/Yutanox 28d ago
This is clearly dementia. He might be insanely stupid as well, but this is not what is going on here.
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u/sammygirl1331 28d ago
Could also be the fact that he apparently abused adderall for years as well as dementia.
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u/FeignThane 28d ago
And Cocaine. And Speed. It's why he's incontinent now.
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u/sammygirl1331 28d ago
I remember he used to brag about only needing 3 hours of sleep a night. Now I know why.
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u/smiama6 28d ago
And sadly, even IF conservatives somehow decide they can’t vote for Trump they will most likely vote Republican down ballot - even though they are the ones who have protected, defended, excused or stayed silent about him - for years! - even though they all know exactly who he is and how dangerous he would be to return to the White House. The entire GOP needs to be burned to the ground and rebuilt from the ashes. I will never vote for another Republican again as long as I live. Liars, cheats and snakes.
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u/DeterminedThrowaway 28d ago
I honestly think it's both. He is stupid and has an absurd speaking style, but also seems to be in decline if you compare him to his appearances a few years ago
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u/mewdeeman 28d ago edited 28d ago
Seems to me like he simply doesn’t have an answer to the question and starts miss teen USA-ing that shit.
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u/TurbulentMiddle2970 28d ago
Well, you know I’m gonna fight for peace because well we need world peace, and nobody’s ever solved world peace but I’m gonna have best and greatest plan to fix world peace.
As a matter of fact, I could do it with one phone call, some say the best phone call thank you dumbasses for your consideration and voting for me
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u/shiny_glitter_demon 28d ago
I'm pretty sure he was a bit more coherent in 2016... and even in 2020 (by then it was already word salad but I don't think it was that bad)
Dude is spiraling, soon he won't remember his own name. I'm pretty sure he already forgot his daughter Ivana (Ivanka is just a nickname) isn't actually his first wife Ivana with a face lift.
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u/Magoo69X 28d ago
There's nothing resembling a coherent thought anywhere in that mess.
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u/69vuman 28d ago
Remember Sarah Palin?
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u/cpmb82 28d ago
There’s nothing resembling a coherent thought anywhere in that mess.
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u/ldnk 28d ago
Sarah Palin was dumb but could string together words to make a sentence. Trump is constant word salad and it's so frustrating because when he does say something coherent it's usually a blatant lie
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u/anamazingredditor 28d ago
Excuse me, that was called "the weave", English professors, the best I tell ya, are amazed by it
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u/NiggBot_3000 28d ago
He speaks like when you constantly press the first option on your predictive text.
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u/IP_Janet_GalaxyGirl 28d ago
“The first time I was in a meeting I was in the room with a friend who was in the middle of the room talking to a friend who was trying to help me with my homework and he was trying to get me in the bathroom so I could help him with his assignments.”
The above predictive text is much less nonsensical than melon felon’s jibberish. The above predictive text is weird, but it’s not complete jibberish.
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u/MayDay521 28d ago
That is 100% more understandable than the alphabet soup that just poured out of this man's mouth.
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u/aspenLee 28d ago
why doesn't anybody ever respond with 'WTF did you just say?'
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u/SkunkeySpray 28d ago
They don't want millions of psychopathic Trump fans hunting them down
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u/nevermore-exe 28d ago
The same people that were screaming about Biden's inconsistent sentences and his age turn a blind eye to Trump just rambling about nonsense.
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u/theclansman22 28d ago
Trump's fans don't care about this. They don't care that he tried to overturn the results of a free election to install himself as an illegitimate president. They don't care that his four years as president were a disaster for the country. They care that they might get to pwn the libs again.
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u/DuckmanDrake69 28d ago
Own the libs by destroying our own country lmao bold strategy
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u/zeusmeister 28d ago
You say that sarcastically, but that’s exactly their thought process.
I always remember a phrase that someone, I don’t know who, used to describe the motivations behind your typical MAGA: they will gladly eat cow shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner, as long as a liberal has to smell their breath.
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u/squigglesthecat 28d ago
Remember when they couldn't vote for a geriatric dementia ridden biden? I guess a geriatric dementia ridden trump is fine, though. Almost like their "reasons" were all bs...
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u/IrrelevantManatee 28d ago
So sad that this is a only a glimpse of what he really said... they cut the whole part where he babbled about taxing foreign nations.
Serious Miss Teen USA 2007 vibe here
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u/Upset_Researcher_143 28d ago
And these questions aren't even hard? These are softball questions designed to elicit a positive response! Instead of that blubbering answer, all he had to say was make the child care credit bigger and more available to all! Sheesh it took me 5 seconds to think of a good answer!
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u/classic_gamer82 28d ago
Nine years of this shit and people still say, “Yup, I’m voting for that man.”
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u/allisjow 28d ago
They literally wear diapers, put bandages on their ears, and carried around cups of Vance’s “semen” at his rallies. They’d vote for him if he answered every question with a literal fart.
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u/Ilickedthecinnabar 28d ago
After Project 2025 got exposed, the trump campaign has ZERO policies they can present. All they can do is what he (and Vance) have been doing: giving non-answers by dumping word salads or some random bullshit that shows just how out-of-touch they are with the realities of the everyday American.
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u/Fubeman 28d ago
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u/BENGCakez 28d ago
At this point?
This man has never ever said anything articulate and/or insightful ever in his life.
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u/FabulousCallsIAnswer 28d ago
Waiting for the media to talk about cognitive decline. 🦗🦗🦗
Waiting for the media to lambast him for vague policies. 🦗🦗🦗
Waiting for everyone to realize this man has no business being anywhere near the White House. 🦗🦗🦗
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u/jollytoes 28d ago
You know if Kamala had a reply or comment even half this rambling EVERY news channel would be playing it with closed caption on a loop. It's bullshit that all of his ranting, every time he publicly speaks it seems now, just gets ignored.
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u/ThnkWthPrtls 28d ago
The media is constantly all over Kamala and other Dems 24/7 trying to do gotcha journalism on every tiny detail of what they say, meanwhile Trump does this shit and no one bats an eye, the media bias is truly insane at this point. I half expect to read a New York Times article tomorrow talking about how Trump rambled incoherently to this question, followed with here's why that's bad for Harris
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u/judgeejudger 28d ago
Fucking hell. I bumbled my way through questions from my parents asking my whereabouts at 8 years old better than that!
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u/80babycakes 28d ago
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul"
Why does that work for everything he says?!?!
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u/VectorJones 28d ago
HE. DOESN'T. CARE. He doesn't care about kids. He doesn't care about parents. He doesn't care about veterans. He doesn't care about the middle class. He doesn't care about women. He doesn't care about LGBTQIA. He doesn't care about MAGA. He doesn't care about the Constitution. He doesn't care about the law.
The only thing he cares about is Donald Trump - what Donald Trump needs, what Donald Trump wants, what's in Donald Trump's best interests. He'll go on and on about things related to Donald Trump, but he's absolute shit where anything else is concerned because he doesn't care and he can't even muster the energy required to pretend like he does.
His gibberish is the manifestation of an utterly apathetic mind, indifferent to anything outside of his only concern, Donald Trump.
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u/DivaJanelle 28d ago
And they claim Harris does word salad? Dude just because men quit listening when a woman speaks does not make word salad.
Trump is word coleslaw
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