r/facepalm 28d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Elon Musk is nervous..

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u/redredbloodwine 28d ago

Elmo might finally turn everyone against wealth concentration.

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u/Zestyclose-Cloud-508 28d ago

Nah. We got too many people making 25k demanding we cut capital gains taxes in half.

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u/wheirding 28d ago

Absolute ignorant, bootlicking fools too. There is no benefit to them. Only a detriment to their quality of life.

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u/milksteak11 28d ago

This is why they don't want abortion. Keep making stupid babies en masse that happily support the wage slavery

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u/CompetitiveMuffin690 28d ago

Or bad education. Florida now teaches that being in debt is good

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u/Artie-Carrow 28d ago

Seriously?

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u/Mr__O__ 28d ago

“Florida approved Ramsey’s textbook, just as a new state law came into effect requiring a financial literacy course in order for incoming freshmen in high school to graduate.

Money guru Dave Ramsey’s personal financial literacy textbook has been approved for use in Florida by state education officials, despite concerns from residents who say it includes Bible references, and lacks academic rigor.

Ramsey is an evangelical Christian whose weekly radio show attracts millions of listeners. His textbook features a digital component with quizzes, and videos of him speaking on stage.

In those videos, Ramsey describes credit cards as “snakes,” questions the need for credit scores and says “the average home price in America today — higher in some areas, some lower in some other areas — is around $200,000.” The median home price in America is $407,000,”

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u/fafarex 28d ago

All of Ramsey's view are outdated by 5 to 15 years... Using that in education is misinformation and setting up a generation for failure.

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u/Bleh54 28d ago

The system is working as designed.

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u/Neravosa 28d ago

This. It's feature, not a bug.

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u/Limp_Radio_9163 28d ago

It’s unfortunate how correct you are…

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u/The_Real_Manimal 28d ago

All part of the plan.

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u/BiasedLibrary 28d ago

I hate this. Religious people think faith overrides reality. But in reality, Florida is becoming a mess which logic is no longer internally consistent. It's turning into a medieval hellhole.

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u/Character_Bet7868 28d ago

Maybe Ramsay’s stuff would be better as a novella about how debt is trap and not to attempt some sort of textbook.

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u/DaperDandle 28d ago

They're teaching financial literacy with a book written by a guy who's famous for literally being wrong about everything? That tracks.

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u/AlwaysForgetsPazverd 28d ago edited 28d ago

Bububut one day they're going to save up and it's going to be them! You know, Warren Buffett saved up being a paper boy for his first big land purchase.

If you keep working hard, don't spend your money, you can be rich like Elon! I come in early and stay late working off the clock so mister boss will notice me and give me a 5% raise next year.

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u/iDrGonzo 28d ago

But but but Fox told me to feel this?

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u/MightyBoat 28d ago

Same thing with wealth taxes, they wouldn't be affected and yet they scream that the government is imposing too much tax..

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u/Honeybadger747 28d ago

I'd believe hell is freezing over before I believe that

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u/InsertRadnamehere 28d ago

Since the beginning days of Space X I’ve called Musk a real-life Bond villain. Billionaire who seems like a good guy out to save the planet, but secretly plotting our collective doom.

Nowadays I just can’t give him that much credit. He’s just a lucky idiot who’s confounded logic and failed upward in the most spectacular fashion imaginable, plotting destruction.

He’s an Austin Powers villain. Dr. Elmo.

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u/PoisonousNudibranch 28d ago

But what about he and Trumps precious meritocracy where they bootstrapped themselves out of poverty?!?!

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u/rustcircle 28d ago

Cult leaders rarely have actual smarts. Something about projecting your own characteristics onto your leader blah blah so yeah, magats and muskers see themselves as bond villains hahahaha sigh

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u/doktor-frequentist 28d ago edited 28d ago

Can we not besmirch Sesame Street's Elmo by condensing Elon Shitfucker's name to Elmo??

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

He’s getting me rock hard for this 2025 citizen revolution. Thanks for letting us keep our automatic weapons with massive clips.

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u/scootty83 28d ago

I saw a Tesla this morning with a bumper sticker that said, “We bought this before we knew Elon was crazy.”

That is actually the third one I’ve seen. 😂

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u/LNViber 28d ago edited 28d ago

I saw a cybertruck with one of those like 2 weeks ago. They clearly do not keep up with the news or Twitter. I got a good laugh.

Also the first time I got to see one of those monstrosities up close. The uneven panel gaps and ridiculously sharp metal edges on a $100k vehicle is fucking absurd.

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u/camilatricolor 28d ago

Only people with bad taste even think of buying these horrible cars

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u/I_Was_Fox 28d ago

I want one for my Chevy bolt that says "Gas free. Elon free"

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u/UnreadThisStory 28d ago

Pretty funny

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u/goosebump1810 28d ago

I wish I find this sticker too

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u/Breastfedoctopus 28d ago

I've seen a couple too in silicon valley already

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u/PuzzleheadedRoyal559 28d ago

I think he believes he’ll be President by Proxy if Trump wins.

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u/DrRockBoognish 28d ago

He’ll pay trump $44 Billion for the privilege to drive the U.S. into a former shell of itself. Rename the U.S. to X while he’s at it.

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u/PuzzleheadedRoyal559 28d ago

So for the next year we’d get to read “X, formerly known as The United States” in every fucking news article.

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u/-WADE99- 28d ago

USX

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u/Daft00 28d ago

Yep, that's it... I hate it

Reads like a lazy sci-fi novel

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u/Inside-Line 28d ago

100% this. He can't run for president himself so he's going for the next best thing. I'm 100% sure that if he could run, he would be pushing to be on the ballot now instead of Trump.

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u/the0riginalp0ster 28d ago

You are 100% right. Literally Trump said "I guess I have to support electric vehicles now since Elon is so dedicated to my campaign" It is so shocking how corrupt things are and he will still get close to half of the vote. What a time we live in.

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u/jizzmcskeet 28d ago

The plan is to get Vance at the top. Then the PayPal boys have someone they completely bought.

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u/TrumpersAreTraitors 28d ago

….meritocracy? lol. The dude who bankrupted multiple casinos and was found guilty of 36 counts of fraud deserves to be president in your “meritocracy?” Lmao 

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u/DukeLukeivi 28d ago

The dude who said he'll be "dictator on day one," and that he'd "fix it so you don't have to vote again," is going to preserve freedom. LMAO

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u/TrumpersAreTraitors 28d ago

I will never forgive these traitors 

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u/GoodGoodGoody 28d ago

Meh, save some of that for the 2/3 of eligible lazy Dems who sat out and sucked out on election day, 2016. They handed Trump the job.

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u/Public_Concentrate_4 28d ago

I think that goes for everyone, we got complacent because I feel at least, society (especially younger gen’s) started to realize it didn’t matter who we voted for because presidents didn’t really change anything. Then Trump won and we realized that they can apparently still cause major damage.

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u/Ejecto_Seato 28d ago

We also found out how much of our system rests on the assumption that people who could actually get elected would have some basic level of decency and respect for the institutions, and a few warnings signs about what happens when that assumption isn’t satisfied.

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u/norvelav 28d ago

I disagree,I don't think most people didn't vote because they don't think president's change anything. I think everyone thought there would be enough other people voting that thier lack of participation wouldn't matter, which left not many people voting for Hillary,and Trump getting the win.

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u/Admirable-Public-351 28d ago

Didn’t she still win the popular vote, that just doesn’t matter all that much?

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u/Land-Southern 28d ago edited 28d ago

Republican candidates since reagan have won the poplar vote with bush in term 2 after 911. Bush Sr also won in 88.

Looking at wiki on the issue, 4 times a president has taken the office and lost the vote, 1876 hayes, 1888 harrison, 2000 bush Jr, and 2016 trump.

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u/JMoherPerc 28d ago

People need to internalize this fact.

People didn’t stop voting altogether. Voter turnout certainly isn’t great, but that also has other factors such as deliberate voter disenfranchisement. The truth is the electoral college is an increasingly broken system.

Voters have to overcome increasing barriers to their abilities to cast votes (the dismantling of the postal service, the outsized weight of rural votes through the EC, and so on) and even when successful their candidate might not win, and even if that candidate wins they may not actually do things that meaningfully improve the material conditions of the voting base (or in the case of 2016 DNC, thoroughly alienate a huge chunk of the voter base).

Without massive democratic reforms nationwide the story of 2000 and 2016 will repeat itself again and again, with Dems themselves moving ever further to the right to try to capture the votes that result from the openly fascistic pandering of conservatives.

Every election since forever has been the most important election of our lives and every president and congress has done little to nothing to steer us away from climate catastrophe. But at least we can (kinda) vote!

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u/perseidot 28d ago

Just to support your point: Oregon votes by mail. We get our ballots 2 weeks before Election Day, and we can either drop it in a ballot box or mail it in.

All US citizens, 18 or older, who get an Oregon drivers license get registered to vote in that same transaction. Changing your address with the DMV changes it in the voting roles automatically.

Our voter participation is consistently first or second in the nation. We had one case of voter fraud. It was a female Republican, she was caught, and indicted.

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u/PatrioticRebel4 28d ago

Shelby county v Holder should really be emphasized. Gutting the civil rights voting act had allowed racist south to immediately start changing voter laws to disenfranchise rural and poor areas.

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u/Pale_Zebra8082 28d ago

Bush Sr won popular vote in ‘88, and Jr in ‘04.

So, of the four times a Republican has won since Reagan, twice they won the popular vote.

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u/AccomplishedRow6685 28d ago

Missed one: Bush the elder won the popular vote in 1988

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u/IndelibleEdible 28d ago

Most people already knew that. This is why we were pleading with the ‘Bernie Bros’ to not be idiots and to vote for Hilary.

Spoiler alert - many remained idiots

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u/unique_passive 28d ago

I’ll put it this way. Could we have predicted how utterly horrible Trump was as president? Yes.

Could we have predicted how unanimously the GOP chose fascism and MAGA ideology over democracy and the law? I’d argue no.

As evil as Republican politicians were back in 2016, as obstructionist as they were to government functioning, I’d have bet solid money that at least half of them were smart enough to openly oppose brazen crimes, even if it was “their guy” doing them.

I don’t think you can blame non-voting Dems for Republican politicians failing to reach the rock-bottom low standards that were set for them.

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u/Goopyteacher 28d ago

Honestly I’m in the same boat as you. I’ll give everyone who had this attitude a pass for the 2016 election. But now… There’s no excuse.

Before Trump became president many people voted for him basically out of spite because they hated the idea of another career politician becoming president. Trump sold himself back then as an “outsider” and a “man of the people” which, to be fair, he was never officially in politics until then so nobody could actually fully counter his claims (depending on how you look at it- I’m being VERY generous and my backs hurts from all the bending).

But Trump was president for 4 years and we witnessed him fail in nearly every claim he made, lie at every opportunity, refuse accountability for his actions, indirectly contribute to god knows how many more deaths during Covid due to his pissy fit and incite a riot that escalated into an attack of the Capital on Jan 6.

People could argue ignorance in 2016. They can NOT in 2024

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u/CalmTheAngryVoice 28d ago

Could we have predicted how unanimously the GOP chose fascism and MAGA ideology over democracy and law?

Well I did, and I said as much to anyone who would listen. I said those fuckers would line up right behind Rapey McFelon like rats behind a pied piper. I said he would never be convicted by the house and senate even before the first impeachment vote. I also paid attention to how they all acted during Obama’s presidency, during the post 9-11 Patriot Act enactment timeframe, and during the run-up to the Iraq War. All the signs were there. Sorry so many people refused to pay attention or were so naive.

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u/Lilmemito 28d ago

Uhmm. Let’s face it. He lost the popular vote. If not for the fact that the electoral college unfairly rewards low population states and makes these states more ‘valuable’ than other states, Trump would have never won. Hell, he lost to Clinton

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u/JMoherPerc 28d ago

Trump lost the popular vote. It was a slim margin, but still. Clinton was a terrible candidate and the Dems burned the progressive voter base HARD and Clinton still won the popular vote. American electoral politics is just fundamentally broken and Trump was then as much a symptom of that as he is now a contributor to it.

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u/karmicrelease 28d ago

It’s funny how Trump never does anything he says he will do, UNLESS he says he is going to do something bad

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u/Secretagentman94 28d ago

Oh yeah, “meritocracy”, where anyone is free to achieve their dreams as long as they were born to rich parents.

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u/RegularWhiteShark 28d ago

The term meritocracy was actually coined/popularised in a satirical article, which I think is kinda ironic.

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u/iedimptiaz 28d ago

The mere fact that he believed Donald Trump is the one who will "save civilization" is hilarious

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u/wishiwuzbetteratgolf 28d ago

I’m pretty sure he doesn’t actually believe that…

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u/Deghimon 28d ago

Exactly. He’s saying it because trump will make him even richer. Because enough is never enough apparently.

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u/livinthedreamoflife 28d ago

Cheered on by the guy who is the son of an apartheid emerald barron who has had every advantage in the world and wants people to believe he’s “self made”.

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u/TrumpersAreTraitors 28d ago

In a real meritocracy, roofers and agriculture workers would run the country 

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u/Straight-Extreme-966 28d ago

Almist allof the migrants that that fat bag of piss and wind want to keep out of the country work harder than him.

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u/GreatGearAmidAPizza 28d ago

Yes, that's the dude that the dude who lost 3/4 of Twitter's value wants to preserve our meritocracy. 

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u/athinnes 28d ago

For one thing they literally took and continue to take away reproductive rights from women and they boast of "freedom". Freedom for who? I cannot wrap my mind around how millions of people support this blatantly obvious hypocrisy. Mind fucking numbing.

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u/Zestyclose-Cloud-508 28d ago

Elon and Trump were born rich.

In a real meritocracy they’d be hawking bootleg watches on the street corner.

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u/APiousCultist 28d ago

He's a billionaire, being wealthy is the only kind of merit he believes in. In fact, if pushed I'm sure he believes only the ultra rich deserve to vote.

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u/thatthatguy 28d ago

Nepotism is the only real meritocracy.

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u/jaybeezwax 28d ago

‘If we want to keep a meritocracy in America we need to elect the most useless, unqualified sack of privileged shit or else the whole house of cards tumbles down’

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u/penguinKangaroo 28d ago

Fuck rich entitled white dudes.

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u/given2fly_ 28d ago

Instead of the highly qualified black woman?

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u/EdwardoFelise 28d ago

For a “smart” guy he sure says a lot of dumb stuff.

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u/cityshepherd 28d ago

Literally the ONLY thing he cares about is getting his government subsidies and spreading the glorious word of our lord and savior: MONEY

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u/mobius_sp 28d ago

I really hope Harris and Walz win. I really hope we see a Democratic majority in Congress. And then I really hope Elon loses every subsidy he gets from the government (with the exception of SpaceX, because we need space like never before).

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u/Lingering_Dorkness 28d ago

I hope Congress then opens an investigation into emo's business practises. That's probably also what emo is worried about

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u/TrumpsCovidfefe 28d ago

I think there may already be some of that going on given the DOJ indictments on people who didn’t register as foreign agents taking Russian money. Twitter was named as a target for disseminating their propaganda. There is a possibility he could be deported over that, if he is found to have done so.

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u/TheBirminghamBear 28d ago

There is a possibility he could be deported over that, if he is found to have done so.

Trump going to jail or croaking would be my favorite day ever.

But by god, Elon Musk getting deported would be a really close second.

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u/FrankyCentaur 28d ago

I think she’ll win by a landslide, but I’m unsure if we’re ever going to see a supermajority with a big enough gap that can actually fix things permanently. But I can dream.

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u/Ngete 28d ago

A supermajority might be a stretch, but considering demographics, a lot of baby boomers are starting to pass away, and a lot of baby boomers across the US TEND to on average vote more republican, while younger voters tend to on average vote more Democrat leaning, now with aprox 2.5 million boomers dying a year, and let's say about that same number of people have been graduating highschool per year just for kicks and giggles, and we say they vote Democrat 2x as often as the boomers they replace, so that's gonna be a couple million more theoretical votes across the US for Democrat that are no longer going to be going towards Republicans, so let's say Republicans down 3mil votes compared to last cycle, dems up 3 million from last cycle, creating a new diffrence of 6 million votes nation wide. That's how many more votes biden got over Trump last cycle, add in the whole kamala as some fresh but experienced blood, trump being a convicted felon and wanting a dictatorship scaring off a lot of moderates, I do have a feeling at least by sheer votes kamala would win, and I'd think she would likely get most swing states and weaken some core red states

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u/EnvyWL 28d ago

With how many conservatives in congress are also switching sides this election really shows how messed up and bold some of the extreme religious conservatives have gotten. A lot of the people around my city that want to vote for trump either have a religious reason, the low gas excuse, or think he favors people like them.

Like bro yall live in a poor city also lol he would be willing to gut your homes kick everyone to the curb and flatten this city if he was allowed to build a casino here lol.

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u/jonesqc 28d ago

Getting 50 senators is going to be a very uphill battle.

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u/Honeybadger747 28d ago

What is this about needing space? Is it because we are destroying our planet and to give the oligarchs a plan b?

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u/hackmaster214 28d ago

Dickhead actually manages to swindle my state into giving him money to build a hyperloop instead of a high speed rail system, then embezzled all the money and left us high and dry.

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u/UGMadness 28d ago

He’s what a dumb person thinks a smart person should be like.

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u/Secure_Guest_6171 28d ago

I recall a columnist saying that years ago about Jordan Peterson

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u/DJKGinHD 28d ago

The smartest thing he ever did was be born to parents who own an emerald mine. Wish I had thought of that.

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u/ReadBikeYodelRepeat 28d ago

Life on easy mode and he’s still a button mashing fuck up. 

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u/Zestyclose-Cloud-508 28d ago

God I can’t believe I used to respect this asshole.

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u/Outrageous_Zebra_221 Dog that learned to type 28d ago

He's done some real good though, he's made it absolutely clear billionaires don't exist on merit at all.

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u/jawndell 28d ago

Trump and his whole family is the very definition of nepotism over meritocracy 

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u/DickyMcButts 28d ago

So is elon

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u/iwonteverreplytoyou 28d ago

After all, where would Elon be without daddy’s apartheid emerald mine money?

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u/tthrivi 28d ago

This. So this asshats starts all of his business in blue strongholds and sucks off the government teet and then has the gal to talk about meritocracy?

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u/AtlanticPortal 28d ago

Technically he started all of his business using money exploited from people working in an emerald mine owned by his daddy.

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u/RlyehFhtagn-xD 28d ago

Meritocracy is a lie. It always has been. No one gets power and money by being a diligent worker. It's all old money, and old families in power, and has been since first time someone's ancestor stole land and resources from their neighbor.

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u/HP_Hoodlum 28d ago

Hey, I'd be nervous too, if I needed Trump to win the election so he can pardon me in case it should come to light what those karate sessions with Ghislaine Maxwell were about.

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u/MotorcycleMosquito 28d ago

Crazy to me that the CIA doesn’t just spill the beans on this anti western democracy schmuck.

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u/Melicor 28d ago

oh sweet summer child, you think they're on our side?

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u/tonyislost 28d ago

Sounds like he’s worried those Epstein files may come out if Kamala wins.

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u/DontCareWontGank 28d ago edited 28d ago

Could also just be that the Ketamine has destroyed his brain completely. You know there seems to be a correlation between brain damage and suddenly becoming republican...

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u/wowmuchdoggo 28d ago

Hey now don't blame ketamine for this moron and his stupid decisions he has been making for the last 10+ years.

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u/darryljenks 28d ago

Like Kennedy Jr. shifting from Democrat to Republican after his brain worm.

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u/MiyamotoKnows 28d ago

Why aren't more people seeing this and calling it out? It seems so obvious.

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u/Jealous_Inevitable33 28d ago

Let’s trust the guy who disowns his own kids. He MUST know what he’s talking about!

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u/KittyTheOne-215 28d ago

This!!! Musk-rat is straight trash!!

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u/jbrown509 28d ago

Oh my god I’d pay $500 just to get 60 seconds of being able to scream at him ab how fucking stupid he is. Dude is a fucking moron it blows my mind, and I’ve yet to see anyone just call his dumbass out in person to his face

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u/IAintChoosinThatName 28d ago

I’ve yet to see anyone just call his dumbass out in person to his face

There was an online conference where technical people were able to ask questions to him after he said something about rewriting twitter code from scratch... One guy pretty much exposed him as exactly that before getting cut off.

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u/actually-a-dumbass 28d ago

Rewriting from scratch is the classic expert beginner suggestion when overwhelmed by existing complexity one doesn't understand or appreciate. It was so weird to hear him unironically suggest that.

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u/GooberMcNutly 28d ago

We want to write something from scratch so little we invented the whole open source software movement and collectively invested millions of hours of personal time so we NEVER have to write anything from "scratch".

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u/bearbarebere 28d ago

That's actually a great moneymaking strategy, if you can handle being yelled at without responding. You just know they'd argue back after the 60 seconds is up though and would appear to get the last word.

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u/VaginaPoetry 28d ago

Does anyone give a shit what this loudmouth, boorish Nazi says?

Piss off Plugs.

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u/UrMansAintShit 28d ago

Plugs is my favorite name for this POS.

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u/jacksonst 28d ago

What dirt do they have on him?

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u/apex_17 28d ago

He sure is acting compromised

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u/Vict0r117 28d ago

"Freedom and meritocracy" is (sadly these days) a far right dog whistle for "stochastic terrorism and white male dominated hierarchy"

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u/Over-Analyzed 28d ago

Guy who started off amazing due to parents. Claims that fellow golden spoon in mouth individual is a defender of meritocracy!

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u/Babbleplay- 28d ago

Bitch, you BOUGHT TWITTER as a political power move. An ill advised and terribly executed move, but you can take your claim to not be politically active and shove it right where the sun don’t shine.

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u/TemperatureEuphoric 28d ago

Hey Elon, you arrogant ass, what was that you told advertisers? Oh yea, “go f*uck yourself”

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u/johanTR 28d ago

Translation from ElMoronese: " I'm really worried now that my big egotistical mouth has overloaded my pale Pillsbury Doughboy ass, and I could be looking at jail, loss of citizenship and deportation, or extradition to Brazil and I need that Tang colored turd to save me."

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u/signsntokens4sale 28d ago

"I've never been active in politics until the threat of my relationship with Epstein being exposed became a reality. That's why I endorse a nice man I met on Epstein's island for president."

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u/artemisfowl8 28d ago edited 28d ago

Man, I used to admire Elon and was still supporting him because he was pro-Science. But now, it feels like the dude is on some really hard mind numbing drugs or has lost it completely. WTF ELON? Meritocracy with Trump? The dude that can't even construct a simple sentence? What is happening to America, gods! This is fucked!

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u/Better-Snow-7191 28d ago

Ah, yes. The son of a multimillionaire who inherited wealth, was accepted to Penn Wharton after a large donation, was loaned $22 million to start his first business is an excellent example of meritocracy.

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u/phantomreader42 28d ago

Hey, he got all his money from hard work. Not his own hard work, but someone's. Mostly children in the emerald mines...

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u/Big_Donkey3496 28d ago

I’m sure Dumpy’s promised tax cuts for the ultra rich has nothing to do with his E-lawn’s support for t-rump.

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u/mekonsrevenge 28d ago

Oh yeah, Trump got where he is on merit, you clown.

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u/jeje-robobo 28d ago

Meritocracy????

What the fuck is this goon talking about? Neither he nor Trump can claim to be where they are based on meritocracy. Fuck outta here.

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u/pursescrubbingpuke 28d ago

If the US was an actual meritocracy, Elon wouldn’t be a billionaire. Generational wealth and the oligarchy it creates is antithetical to a meritocracy. Elon is wealthy because the American taxpayer subsidizes his half baked business ideas through fat government contracts. He’s not wealthy because of hard work and perseverance. We all work hard, we all persevere, and we all overcome obstacles to achieve goals. We just don’t have the same connections and immorality it takes to become that rich.

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u/Podunk212 28d ago

Go back to Africa dipshit

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u/sg12412 28d ago

Hey that doesn't sound as racist when you say it to a racist white guy.

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u/Podunk212 28d ago

Because it’s not racist. Continentist, maybe, but not racist.

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u/priority_inversion 28d ago

It's funny how the people that ostensibly want to Make America Great Again, want every form of government except the one that the nation was founded on.

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u/Harvest827 28d ago

The son of Errol Musk wants you to know he's fighting for meritocracy.

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u/Stonk_Lord86 28d ago

I can’t believe I let this guy fool me into thinking he was the real life Tony Stark. I mean, he’s connected to some cool stuff, but at his core he’s just another tinfoil hat political dunce. I’m hoping he can find his way out of the echo chamber and get back to focusing on the actual important stuff he has “in the fire” for humanity.

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u/SingularityCentral 28d ago

He has a transgender child and went completely insane when they transitioned.

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u/nn666 28d ago

I can't wait for the tears to flow when Trump loses...

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u/MarkBriz 28d ago

I think he means kleptocracy

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u/Top-Camera9387 28d ago

"Meritocracy" lmao kid born to rich parents

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u/solamon77 28d ago

You know what drives me crazy? Every fucking election with these guys... If Carter wins, it's the end of America. If Clinton wins, communism! If Obama win, he's going to make America Muslim. If Biden wins, he's going to turn your boy into a girl. If Harris wins, civilization is on the line.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

Enough with the bullshit hyperbole. Nobody has come for your guns. Your corporate overlords are still free to ship your jobs to China. That company that polluted your drinking water is still turning record profits. The CEO of your job still makes 1000x more than you. Your kids are still getting killed at school. You assholes don't have to worry, America is still great.

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u/Wolfman01a 28d ago

Why does it feel like he is completely all in because he's afraid of consequences when Trump loses.

Where was he on Jan 6th? What dirt does Trump or the Russians have on him? You know his closet skeletons are epic.

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u/Most_Number4326 28d ago

What the hell is wrong with him. I have never seen democratic say anything negative I know they are not perfect but 4 years of Biden administration was much better than 4 years of Donald. He wanted coup that not democracy. How can Elon who say I am for freedom not see that. Project 2025 gun abortion they are so many things.

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u/hiyabankranger 28d ago

Someone’s been promised a presidential pardon for an investigation that hasn’t been made public yet.

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u/mtbeach33 28d ago

From the guy that wanted “no election interference” lmaoo

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u/Lucky_Shoe_8154 28d ago

He doesn’t want to pay taxes

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u/Ohiocitybandit42 28d ago

Sounds like ole musky might have some legal trouble coming up.

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u/blakeley 28d ago

Some of the biggest backers for Twitter funding are Russians, so this tracks. 

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u/Vex403 28d ago

Trump has no merit.

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u/mariuszmie 28d ago

I hope he goes home when drumpf loses

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u/GreyBeardEng 28d ago

Translation: "I don't want to pay more taxes"

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u/mul3sho3 28d ago

Elon sucks donkey balls.

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u/studiocleo 28d ago

Upside down & backwards day.

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u/hugazow 28d ago

Fuck twitter karen

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u/MaybeTheDoctor 28d ago

My pillow guy 2.0

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u/daremosan 28d ago

We have different definitions for "meritocracy"

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u/peanutismint 28d ago

Bad luck Elon. You backed the wrong social media horse and now you’re backing the wrong political one too.

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u/Honeybadger747 28d ago

How the hell is Trump the beacon of meritocracy? When has america ever been a meritocracy? Wow. Just wow.

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u/Donkey_Karate 28d ago

Based on fucking what, Muskrat? Holy shit, if there is one person who I'm as sick of hearing from as Trump it's this fucking bloated sack of shit... Fuck them both so much I can't even come up with words for it. Please make them disappear...

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u/Digger2484 28d ago

Elon is such a beta bitch

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u/GraceMDrake 28d ago

If Musk and Trump = “civilization,” then good fucking riddance.

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience 28d ago

There is no meritocracy in the US. None. To preserve what little democracy we have left, Harris MUST win.

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u/sqljohn 28d ago

lol, elons version of a 'meritocracy' led me to abandoning his little app when he took over, went back there this week to actually deactivate my account. Thats the essence of a meritocracy, or will he now sue users as well as advertisers for making a choice.

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u/Z34N0 28d ago

Damn I can’t stand this shit stain. I almost want the global economy to collapse and go back to seashells so he becomes nothing. He is the problem but he’s trying to get everyone to look at their neighbors instead of him. He’s the cancer. He’s right about the US needing repair.. but it’s more like surgery. Need to cut off some tumors.

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u/Zealousideal-Luck784 28d ago

Trump can fuck right off and take Musk with him.

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u/SingularityCentral 28d ago

Is this motherfucker so twisted up despising transgender individuals, who make up an absolutely tiny minority, that he thinks "civilization is on the line" if we recognize their right to exist?

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u/30thCenturyMan 28d ago

Money is wasted on the rich

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u/UserWithno-Name 28d ago

LMFAO. As if. If it was merit based, neither of you would be anything. Daddies money got you both where you are

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u/The_Spyre 28d ago

You guys deserve each other. You both buy other people's companies with Daddy's money and run them straight into the ground. Stable Geniuses indeed.

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u/5sgt5slaughter 28d ago

The rich and uber wealthy are nervous, and they should be. Time they were kicked off their pedestals! Wealth hoarding has to end, the workers need to get their fair share ! Who's with me ???!!!

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u/nogoodnamesarleft 28d ago

Meritocracy, its an interesting word chose coming from the guy who grew up profiting off an emerald mine in apartheid South Africa stumping for the guy who started his career with "only" a small, million dollar loan (in 1970s money) from his father, the same daddy who kept bailing his business out when they started hemorrhaging money

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u/Chortles_Hansom_666 28d ago

Let’s hurt him where his wallet.

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u/Eagles_Heels 28d ago

As MAGA likes to say… if he doesn’t like it here, maybe he should go back to South Africa

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u/khalamar 28d ago

Elon Musk can go fuck himself.

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u/Aiku 28d ago

Translation: "Trumpf will give me tax breaks, whereas Harris will tax me more".

Rich people are all about making more money, it's their ultimate obsession, poor little flakes of snow.

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u/nerdboy1979 28d ago

When has Donald Trump, or Elon Musk for that matter, ever earned anything?

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u/HotSalt3 28d ago

Musk is a shit stain on the pimpled ass of American fascism.

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u/bones4pj 28d ago

Fuck Elon

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u/Intrepid-Ad7352 28d ago

Haha they both fuck kids. Both on the epstein blackmail list for sure

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u/FknDesmadreALV 28d ago

Trump had a huge boner for Obama not being allowed to run for President because , “he’s from Kenya!!!” Said he didn’t belong in politics at all, bot being a native-born citizen (according to him).

Yet, Musk is literally born and raised in Africa.

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u/Schism_989 28d ago

"Meritocracy"

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u/metfan1964nyc 28d ago

Translation: I've fucked up Xitter and the only way to get the government to give me money to stay afloat is to have Trump in office.

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u/MyEggDonorIsADramaQ 28d ago

He spelled oligarchy wrong.