What the hell happened, who did this to me

[u/Pessimist2020]

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[u/Arehumansareok]

If I had that much power as a teacher I would brainwash teenagers into showering.

And bringing in their homework.

[u/LordyIHopeThereIsPie → u/Arehumansareok]

My kids teachers would love to be able to get them to stop saying skibidi Ohio rizz.

[u/fakenamerton69 → u/LordyIHopeThereIsPie]

Saying… what?

[u/LordyIHopeThereIsPie → u/fakenamerton69]

Just be happy you don't have to hear it.

[u/14sierra → u/LordyIHopeThereIsPie]

God, I love I'm old enough not to know or give a shit about what young people are into...

[u/RandomStoddard → u/14sierra]

Me too. Now that both of my kids are in their 20’s, I don’t need to worry about Tick Tocks or Rizz or finding out who let the dogs out. As long as they aren’t digging under the porch again, I don’t care.

[u/Bobbi_fettucini → u/RandomStoddard]

Just so you know, It was the Baja men, the Baja men let the dogs, that’s who who who

[u/tilthevoidstaresback → u/Bobbi_fettucini]

No it couldn't be the Baja Men, they themselves were trying to figure out who it was who let out the dogs. They never did find out...It is one of life's greatest mysteries.

[u/-jp- → u/tilthevoidstaresback]

This sounds like a job for Scooby Doo.

[u/RENDI13 → u/RandomStoddard]

Baby Shark was likely the closest I've ever been to wrapping my car around a telephone pole... I've seen and heard some shit...

[u/StrobeLightRomance → u/RENDI13]

Baby Shark is pretty legit, actually. There's even a key change in it when we "run away, do do do do" to demonstrate the increased anxiety from being torn to shreds by a shark while it eats you alive.

Kids songs are so fun!

[u/Patient-Ambition-820 → u/StrobeLightRomance]

Pink Fong and Super Simple songs kinda go hard when you let them, i work in SpEd elementary and it’s the background noise most of the time

[u/Lilfrankieeinstein → u/StrobeLightRomance]

That tension triggers fight or flight in some listeners.

Of course, mental health professionals now understand the phenomenon to now include not just fight and flight, but also “freeze” and “wrap your car around a telephone pole.”

[u/WigglestonTheFourth → u/StrobeLightRomance]

Is there a verse about preferring to be electrocuted instead of running from the shark?

[u/KeithWorks → u/RENDI13]

Baaaaaaaayyyy....

Beeeeee.......

Shark do do do do do do do

[u/Sloth_grl → u/14sierra]

Me too

[u/Regular-Switch454 → u/LordyIHopeThereIsPie]

I said foshizzle to my 20 y.o., and she snapped, “Stop trying to talk like my generation.” Umm

[u/TripleS941 → u/Regular-Switch454]

Kids these days with their gatekeeping and ageism

[u/Abaconings → u/Regular-Switch454]

I take great pleasure in pointing out all the Gen X stuff my Gen Z kid tries to claim. It's hilarious. And now my kid is complaining about the Gen Alpha slang. Lol

[u/MrPrimalNumber → u/Abaconings]

My 17 year old hates gen alpha with their “stupid slang”. I’m very proud that I raised an old man.

[u/fiercetywysoges → u/Regular-Switch454]

Tell that child that Snoop started that and he is going gray and has a mess of grandbabies. She doesn’t get to claim that one.

[u/Regular-Switch454 → u/fiercetywysoges]

She’s never even used that one. She doesn’t use any of the slang, come to think of it.

[u/Abnormal-Normal → u/fakenamerton69]

Skibidi comes from a meme video

Ohio is not referencing in the state of Ohio, it’s the shortened form of “good morning” in Japanese. The full form is “Ohayogozaimas”

Rizz is a slang term for charisma.

So “skibidi ohio, rizzler” is “what’s up, good morning my friend with high charisma”

[u/fakenamerton69 → u/Abnormal-Normal]

Ok hold up, rizzler is genuinely funny.

Do they actually say this to one another?

[u/AnthrallicA → u/fakenamerton69]

Only ironically at this point as they know it's cringe AF

[u/Interesting_Tree6892 → u/AnthrallicA]

The statement in plain english is cringe-worthy.

[u/Yankee6Actual → u/Interesting_Tree6892]

“How do you do, fellow kids?”

[u/forgetfulsue → u/Abnormal-Normal]

I thought Ohio meant stupid or boring? Which Ohio can be both. Born and raised there so I’m allowed to make such judgments.

[u/ThePotScientist → u/forgetfulsue]

I thought the meme was "everything is Ohio, or comes back around to Ohio"

[u/davidjschloss → u/forgetfulsue]

It does. It has nothing to do with Japanese. It's from a series of sort of obscure memes about five years ago. Using Ohio to stand in for cringe or weird.

[u/EggCzar → u/Abnormal-Normal]

A modern day “gaziza, my dilznoofus”

[u/IridiumPony → u/Abnormal-Normal]

Holy fuck it is actually a different language.

That being said, I work with a fair amount of teenagers. I plan on trolling the shit out of them this week now that I know this.

[u/LordyIHopeThereIsPie → u/IridiumPony]

Exclaim 'what the sigma' at every opportunity.

[u/osinking009 → u/LordyIHopeThereIsPie]

Don't forget erm before what. It makes them droll

[u/davidjschloss → u/IridiumPony]

Don't use Ohio or skibidi the way the commenter said. That's not how they're used. A good amount of this is just for the cringe value or having adults try to use it.

You'd be Ohio to say skibidi and you'd definitely not be a rizzler.

There's nothing more Ohio than using skibidi wrong.

[u/koolaid_snorkeler → u/fakenamerton69]

The Dem teachers are doing sex change surgery on the few children that they don't murder at 4 months old. So there's that. /s

[u/What-is-id → u/fakenamerton69]

This generations “all that and a bag of chips”

[u/clipper06 → u/What-is-id]

The Bees Knees if you will fellow childrens.

[u/SeahagFX → u/LordyIHopeThereIsPie]

Right. If I hear my kids "jokingly" say that again, I'm jumping out the window.

[u/Nachos_r_Life → u/Arehumansareok]

And putting their name on their papers.

[u/tarWHOdis → u/Arehumansareok]

As the spouse of a middle school teacher, this is a highly underrated answer.

[u/LtHigginbottom → u/Arehumansareok]

Deodorant

[u/the_End_Of_Night → u/LtHigginbottom]

Deodorant is of no use if you haven't washed recently.

[u/AbusiveUncleJoe → u/the_End_Of_Night]

Ah fresh mountain stank

[u/Juronell → u/[deleted]]

I worked as a cashier when Axe was hitting its heyday in the us. The checkouts had those little canisters of it, and kids loved unloading a can while their mom was distracted unloading the groceries. It made me hate the scent with a passion.

[u/ensalys → u/LtHigginbottom]

More like a better distribution of deodorant, those who use way too much should offer some to those who use none.

[u/kilsta → u/Arehumansareok]

My son at 11 caught the name "Trashboat" once even with us pleading begging, and taking him to every store we could think of to get a wash he liked. We even have running water and electricity! I doubt they could make him trans. That was 5 years ago. Good thing he got past it.

[u/kahllerdady → u/kilsta]

Take my upvote for "Trashboat"... LOL... I can't stop laughing at that.

[u/A_Downboat_Is_A_Sub → u/kahllerdady]

It's a Regular Show reference.

Good show.

[u/J_Robert_Matthewson]

Then he went on to say, "then the teachers went in the closet to make transgenders and I saw one of the transgenders and the transgender looked at me!"

[u/Familiar-Year-3454 → u/J_Robert_Matthewson]

[u/jk-alot → u/Familiar-Year-3454]

The Trump Campaign in general

[u/Whats-Upvote → u/jk-alot]

TIL Donald Trump is Ralph Wiggum grown up.

[u/Spell_Known → u/Whats-Upvote]

Older, yes. Grown up, not so sure about that.

[u/StrobeLightRomance → u/Spell_Known]

To be fair, the most responsible adult figure on that show is Lisa, so by Simpsons standards, Ralph is pretty on par with most of our IRL authorities.

[u/Darmok47 → u/Whats-Upvote]

Nah, Ralph was never malicious or mean.

[u/UntidyJostle → u/Darmok47]

And Ralph has a heart (we know because it was ripped in half by Lisa)

[u/grill_sgt → u/UntidyJostle]

You can see the moment it happens!

[u/LanguageNerd54 → u/Whats-Upvote]

Gained some red to go with the yellow.

[u/Xinonix1 → u/J_Robert_Matthewson]

He was a very tall guy and a tear was running down his face?

[u/Itchy-Opportunity154 → u/Xinonix1]

And he said, “Sir……” 🙄

[u/uncreative14yearold → u/Itchy-Opportunity154]

Followed by "this is the biggest and best [insert subject], I've ever seen!"

[u/p4terfamilias → u/J_Robert_Matthewson]

Go banana!

[u/RunInRunOn]

I like how in this made up narrative, it apparently takes a child 15 years to notice the school nurse's bottom surgery job

[u/MourningRIF → u/RunInRunOn]

Happened to me... I was just a normal little girl going to school. The nurse called me in her office and sewed a dick on me. I didn't even know that wasn't normal. All the girls in my school got all the boys' dicks. That's just how it was. It wasn't until I turned 38 last month that I started asking if that was weird. Thank God Trump is tackling the real problems in this country. I say fire all the dick-sewing school nurses!

[u/blueghostfrompacman → u/MourningRIF]

Wait YOU have my dick?!? The nurse said he was just going to visit relatives…

[u/MourningRIF → u/blueghostfrompacman]

The one with the tiny mole shaped like Abraham Lincoln about 3/4 of the way down on the right? Do you want it back? It's caused me nothing but trouble!

[u/daddakamabb1 → u/MourningRIF]

This may be the beginning of something beautiful 🥲

[u/RavenLunatic512 → u/blueghostfrompacman]

They told me mine went to a farm in the country where he could run around in the sunshine all day

[u/NotUrPunchingBag → u/MourningRIF]

Did you ever figure out how to use your dick?

I still can't figure out mine.

[u/flying_carabao → u/MourningRIF]

Same. I got called by the school nurse, next thing I know a dick was being sewn on me. A couple of things:

1. I was just there to pick up my kid.
2. What the fuck am i supposed to do with a 3rd dick?!

[u/holllygolightlyy → u/RunInRunOn]

I just spit out my coffee, thank you

[u/Expensive-Pea1963]

Never trust the opinion of a person who doesn't know the plural of a simple word, like "child".

[u/This_Performance_426 → u/Expensive-Pea1963]

What do you mean? To make something plural you just add an "s" to the end. Everyone knows that! /s

[u/patchyj → u/This_Performance_426]

*everyones

[u/JustAnOrdinaryGirl92 → u/Expensive-Pea1963]

Yeah, everyone knows it's "kidren"

[u/Primary_Spinach7333]

So, schools are apparently a site of surgical operation? That’s not what he’s actually saying, RIGHT? RIGHT?! RIGHT?!?!

Oh god…

[u/icewalker42 → u/Primary_Spinach7333]

Next we will hear about demands to search schools to find the secret surgical lab. Probably find it in the basement right below the cafeteria pizza oven.

[u/labtech89 → u/icewalker42]

Florida just entered the chat LOL

[u/Alpha_Blaze051 → u/icewalker42]

No no no no the lab is the cafeteria kitchen where do you think they get the hold dogs it's all just from the forced bottom surgery.

[u/DragoonDM → u/Primary_Spinach7333]

Yep, typical procedure down there at the nurse's office. Treating minor cuts and scrapes from recess, giving kids over-the-counter painkillers for headaches, and full sex reassignment surgery.

[u/bettyknockers786 → u/DragoonDM]

they're def not paying the nurses enough ETA: sarcasm.. to those taking my comment seriously

[u/theunquenchedservant → u/DragoonDM]

I remember in like 6th grade I went to the nurse because like my foot hurt or something, and they had me go in to the bathroom,and gargle hot water and vinegar.

I'm like "I'm not sure what this is helping but sure".

But by my senior year of high school, they had changed that out with just changing your genitals. Stubbed toe? Now you've got a vagina. Broken bone? Have a penis.

[u/cerevant → u/DragoonDM]

Nah, they don’t mess with the whole reassignment thing, they just chop the offending bits off and put a band-aid on it.

There are two causes of transgenderism: 

Boys cheating at sports

Women wanting to emasculate men

[u/avt1983 → u/Primary_Spinach7333]

and have been for 15 years, apparently! Lots of kids getting free medical operations in public schools in 2009, in America, a country where no one can afford health care!

[u/NoAlternative2913 → u/avt1983]

Sure, we couldn't afford band equipment and had to sell chocolate and popcorn and wrapping paper, but there's room in the budget for doing surgery.

[u/Vinegarinmyeye → u/Primary_Spinach7333]

Dangerous rhetoric, like that pizza place in DC this kind of stuff will potentially inspire lunatics to turn up at schools with guns...

Oh wait...

Nevermind.

[u/External_Reporter859 → u/Vinegarinmyeye]

Don't worry the police department will respond in earnest and save the kids! And in case they don't Donald Trump has assured us that he would single-handedly run in there and take down the armed gunman himself.

[u/ejre5 → u/Primary_Spinach7333]

Then he went on to say, "then the teachers went in the closet to make transgenders and I saw one of the transgenders and the transgender looked at me!"

Not just surgical operations but apparently surgical operations in closets.

[u/jclieu42]

Kids can’t even get a free meal in school, but can get transgender surgery? MAGA folks please explain the logic?

[u/VNM0601 → u/jclieu42]

“Stop making up words like ‘logic’. You ain’t gonna fool us.” -MAGA folk

[u/ray25lee → u/VNM0601]

"Is 'logic' one of those new gender fads?"

[u/hamhockman → u/jclieu42]

That's a depressingly good argument

[u/IrrelevantManatee]

I can't believe some people hear him say that and thinks it makes any sense.

[u/DarthBrooksFan → u/IrrelevantManatee]

It's like how he keeps saying that it's legal to abort newborns, and everyone just keeps glossing over it. He even said it during the debate with Biden.

[u/Blue_Bettas → u/DarthBrooksFan]

I was absolutely floored when my mom said the Democrats approve of post birth abortions. I immediately corrected her, pointing out that no, they don't. That's called murder, it's always been illegal, and that doctors are required to provide medical assistance to any baby born alive. They aren't going around and killing babies. She needs to stop listing to the lies, stop listing to the crap on Fox News, and start looking up information on non-biased news sites.

Honestly, it's embarrassing she actually believes this nonsense.

[u/Acceptable-Bug-1769 → u/Blue_Bettas]

You’re not alone. We lost our mom to the cult too. It’s been awful. She’s horrible to be around. She is adamant, we are all the ones who’ve been brainwashed. Truly lost in the sauce and it’s destroyed our relationship completely. That man is a blight on humanity and an illustration of how deeply interconnected we all are. Every horrid utterance is a stark reminder of the vast influence one negative body can have on the populace. It is immense and disturbing.

[u/Formal_Egg_Lover → u/Acceptable-Bug-1769]

It's not just one man though. The entire republican party is guilty of lying to Americans daily and having them vote against their own interest. This started well before trump came along in the republican party.

[u/Avena626 → u/Acceptable-Bug-1769]

While I haven't completely lost my relationship with my parents, I have to be so careful what topics we talk about because anything remotely political/current event/weather (too close to climate change)/Hamilton/Covid (vaccines)/most pop culture topics might trigger an arguement. It is exhausting. Basically the only topics that are safe are our pets, or food, some travel? or talk about my job is okay. I wish I could have more nuanced and deep convos with them, but I am tired of the yelling (their yelling/me trying not to cry).

[u/Pantzzzzless → u/Avena626]

I actually have to treat my dad like a child sometimes. Just out of nowhere we will be sitting in a restaurant and he will start saying shit like "You're really gonna vote for that bitch??"

I have to tell my 62 year old father to stop making a scene and that we can talk about it in the car. It's insanity.

[u/Adorable-Condition83 → u/Blue_Bettas]

My nan was a pro-lifer in Australia and she was convinced that abortions were largely performed by getting a woman to actually deliver the baby and then having a doctor stab them with a knife in their brainstem. I was a medical scientist at the time where loads of D&C abortions were sent to our lab and I couldn’t even convince her how insanely incorrect she was. The propaganda is so strong in the right to life crowds. I think that was a result of them inventing the term ‘partial birth abortion’ which is when a deceased or non-viable foetus is removed through the birth canal in 2nd or 3rd trimester. My nan thought that was all abortions and that it was just normal healthy babies legit crying and then a doctor stabs them. So frustrating.

[u/brando56894 → u/Adorable-Condition83]

What the fuck?

[u/Irisversicolor → u/Blue_Bettas]

My mom is the same and she goes on these tangents about how I should give her beliefs the same validity as I give my own (let's be honest, she wants me to let go of my own beliefs and just assume hers completely). I just try not to discuss anything of substance with her anymore, all it does is makes me feel disappointment and sadness for her. 

[u/XxRocky88xX → u/Irisversicolor]

I have family who has said the same thing and I told that point blank that if they aren’t even going to attempt to make any of their beliefs have any connection to reality I’m not going to take their beliefs seriously. Like you can have an opinion on stuff, I might not like it, I might even think you’re stupid for having certain opinions, but I’ll still respect your right to hold a different opinion.

But if you are gonna straight up make shit up and completely disregard reality then don’t be disappointed when I start treating you like a toddler. I’ll have an open and honest debate with you but if you just start saying psychotic shit and anytime I try to disprove it you go “nope, that’s what I say is happening so that’s what’s happening” then it’s pretty clear to me you aren’t taking it seriously, so why the hell should I take you seriously?

[u/bilgetea → u/XxRocky88xX]

If someone argues in bad faith, it’s not an honest debate; it’s a propaganda session.

[u/Blue_Bettas → u/Irisversicolor]

We lost my dad back in February. He was even more outspoken about how pro-Trump he is. To the point him and his brother stopped talking for a few years because of how polar opposite their political beliefs are. Thankfully, they were able to reconcile when my dad got sick, and my uncle was there for my dad when he passed away.

After that conversation I had with my mom, in which I pointed out that I would NEVER vote for a man who is a convicted felon, a rapist, a child diddler, and con man who's been working toward removing the rights of women and other minority groups, my mom had said if that's the how I felt then we were going to have problems.

I texted her about Project 2025, which she never heard about before, and pointed out that the republicans want to get rid of the Department of Education. In doing so that leaves a lot of uncertainty with funding of programs that my and my sister's kids use. So what will happen to all of those services our kids are currently getting if the ED goes away? Some of those programs are going to be cut, others are going to have their funding changed. How long will it take for the new departments that those programs will be funded by to actually figure out the new funding and get that money to the schools? She said she needed to look more into it, then went silent about everything. At that point I figured she probably was going to go no contact, and that was the end of our relationship.

A few days later she texted me, saying that she didn't want to lose me over political differences like my dad did with his brother. That family is too important to fight over something like this. So we've agreed to never discuss politics again. Honestly that's the closest thing I'll ever get to an apology with her. It still breaks my heart that she's so deep in the conspiracies and completely brainwashed by the pro-Trump movement, but at least now she's going to keep her mouth shut about it. We also live on opposite sides of the country, so I don't interact with her nearly as often as my sister does.

[u/howigottomemphis → u/Blue_Bettas]

It's so weird that we have accepted that it's just "politics." Bitch, politics is what decides the course of our lives, it's literally HOW WE LIVE. So, no, you can't just wave it off as a difference of opinion, we need to hold our loved ones accountable.

[u/ThePurpleKnightmare → u/howigottomemphis]

Also it's not just politics. So much garbage has been added into it that doesn't belong. Some of this is Medicine, some of it is Racism, Sexism, and Homophobia, a lot of it is religion. Where the fuck is all the politics? How much time should one spend in prison for theft and how much tax money should go towards car infrastructure and law enforcement gangs? That's politics!

[u/punma99 → u/DarthBrooksFan]

Imagine if Biden/Harris said the things Trump says. The double standards are so obvious. Imagine the shitstorm the media will be in if Harris called Trump a wacko.

[u/Herself99900 → u/punma99]

I want to hear Harris get up and quote him word for word and make a specific ask to explain what he meant. Any quote will do. All the quotes. I don't care. From now until the election. "What does that MEAN??? Explain yourself."

[u/Silvaria928 → u/Herself99900]

If/when he tries the "post birth abortion" crap during the debate with Harris, I completely trust her to call him out on it since the moderators won't. She isn't about to let that fly.

[u/SpyralPilot4000 → u/Silvaria928]

Harris is going to destroy him in the debate😂 they got comfortable going against Biden. I almost think the Democrats might have planned this

[u/Boomstick86 → u/SpyralPilot4000]

You can't destroy him, and you can't find anything that will penetrate a trumpets brain. To us he will look like a fool, but he will never feel that way. I would like to have a theory of what could actually hurt him, then I could just fantasize about that, because I will never see it.

[u/EggCzar → u/Boomstick86]

The cult brain is impenetrable but ridicule absolutely can destroy him personally. It’s his kryptonite.

I don’t think she will, but if her opening statement includes something like “he talks about America being respected again under him? He went to the UN and every world leader laughed at him. They laughed right in his face, in front of the whole world,” he might plotz right on the stage and he’ll definitely self-destruct. The dead-enders won’t care but everyone else sure will.

[u/ReluctantAvenger → u/Boomstick86]

Anything which belittles him.

EDIT: I'd point out how stupid he is, and provide examples.

[u/september151990 → u/DarthBrooksFan]

That was the exact moment I realized I will never watch anything on CNN ever again, how could no one challenge that ridiculousness? I actually know people who believe that Democrats abort babies in the ninth month of pregnancy just because they don’t feel like taking care of the baby. And, embarrassingly, these people vote.

[u/karmavorous → u/DarthBrooksFan]

I would like to take this opportunity to point out that Liz Cheney - the biggest never Trumper than never Trumped - has also used the post-birth abortion lie when campaigning.

It's not just a MAGA lie.

It is a Conservative lie.

There are no sane Republicans any more. Not since before 9-11.

They all live in a fantasy world built on lies and hate.

The lies and hate won't go away when Trump does.

They need to be ran out of every elected office in the country. Every single one of them.

[u/Kinger15 → u/IrrelevantManatee]

I still have people try to tell me there is cat litter boxes in schools for furries and I tell them it’s false everytime. Some people are just idiots.

[u/TheRatatat → u/Kinger15]

They all know someone who swears they seen it firsthand!

[u/bettyknockers786 → u/TheRatatat]

this is my aunt, who is spreading her bullshit to my mom. I correct her every single time, but my mom is still repeating/bringing it up on occasion

[u/Risheil → u/Kinger15]

And the only time I heard what I think was a true story about litter boxes in the classroom it was in case of a lockdown because of an active shooter. It was a place for kids to pee when they couldn’t leave the classroom. If we could get rid of excess guns we wouldn’t need a litter box.

[u/Nachos_r_Life → u/IrrelevantManatee]

That’s what gets me! How can anyone hear him speak and say, “That’s my guy!” 🙄

[u/RosaSinistre → u/Nachos_r_Life]

Because, at least with most of the MAGAts I know, they are all about hating people who aren’t like them, and he panders to and encourages that. It’s all about hate.

[u/Slade_Riprock → u/IrrelevantManatee]

Because they WANT to believe schools are actually making trans kids. They are handing out hormones smd forcing parent to change the sex of their kid.

They want to call it brainwashing when schools teach respect of all people. Or that if a young person does want yo be called a different name we respect it. To his base that's brainwashing kids into accepting trans, and that's against GOD.

And this carnival barker leads the right into his tent. He will say anything because a loss means he dies in prison. A loss means he will lose money by the millions per day as all his sycophants flea from him as do his big money investors.

[u/Professional-Hat-687 → u/Slade_Riprock]

I bet trans people wish it was this easy to get affirming care.

[u/timothypjr → u/IrrelevantManatee]

Right up there with after-birth abortions.

[u/Fool_Manchu]

And you may find yourself attending a public school

And you may find yourself recieving gender affirming care

And you may find yourself on hormone replacement therapy

And you may find yourself with new names and pronouns

And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

Letting the day's go by...

[u/calnuck → u/Fool_Manchu]

Damn you - beat me to it.

[u/SpotNL → u/Fool_Manchu]

same as it ever was.

[u/bobvila274]

your kid goes to school & comes home a few days later…

Dude just assumes all schools are boarding schools. But tell me how the dems are elitist.

[u/jdmknowledge → u/bobvila274]

Dude just assumes all schools are boarding schools. But tell me how the dems are elitist

I didn't even catch that one. Got Sith'd with stupidity there.

[u/imogen1983 → u/bobvila274]

My friend went to boarding school with Ivanka and she was regularly transported to school by helicopter, apparently. Trump is a man of the people, though.

[u/Rhodie114 → u/bobvila274]

Nah, he's just assuming based on how often he was allowed to see his kids.

[u/zarfle2]

I can't work out what's worse - the fact that he's just so unbelievably fuckin stupid or the fact that he is also a self absorbed evil c--t.

[u/BBQGUY50 → u/zarfle2]

Oh no there’s worse There are people that honestly believe him and so many people believe him that they vote for him.
And up until Biden dropped out he was winning by a landslide and he still might win

[u/Typhon2222 → u/BBQGUY50]

Ten bucks says when he loses this time, he’ll scream it was rigged and immediately announce his reelection campaign. That way the GOP still feels like they have to suck up to him and he can say any new or existing legal troubles are because the left is messing with his campaign.

[u/Yup_Shes_Still_Mad → u/BBQGUY50]

Please stop the planet and let me off. I don't want to be here anymore.

[u/JaneDoesharkhugger → u/zarfle2]

[u/duckduckchook → u/zarfle2]

He knows what he's doing. He knows all he has to say is triggering key words like "transgender" to make his followers nod and fill in the blanks with whatever they want to hear. The truth doesn't matter, he doesn't even need to give any excuses for the terrible things he's done, coz his constituency doesn't need it, doesn't believe it, or will fill in the blanks themselves.

[u/ExcitedGirl → u/zarfle2]

Or that anyone - anyone - believes a f'n word he says....

by definition, they're dumber than he is.

[u/Ty_Webb123 → u/zarfle2]

It’s that despite those traits, millions of people will vote for him.

[u/One_Economist_3761 → u/zarfle2]

Or the fact that his followers believe everything he says.

[u/SnortMcChuckles → u/zarfle2]

Or the fact that people are so unbelievably fucking stupid as to vote for him

[u/ProfessionSanity]

Trump must have had a lobotomy to be this stupid.

[u/birdyann → u/ProfessionSanity]

He probably had it at school when they did his gender reassignment surgery.

[u/just_marita]

Schools can't even afford dry erase markers. How the hell can anyone believe they have funding to do operations??

[u/Trommelschlumpfi]

Man, this orange turd is as dumb as 5 yards of road pavement

[u/firechaos70 → u/Trommelschlumpfi]

That’s a little rude to the road pavement, don’t you think?

[u/the2nddoctor111 → u/firechaos70]

And rude to turds, they can be useful.

[u/Neravosa → u/the2nddoctor111]

I'm shitting right now, and all turds, as part of the human waste/toxin removal system, are empirically more useful than Donald Trump.

[u/Lopsided_Chemistry82]

Teacher for 24 years. Taught 1000s of students. Not once did anything like this happen. Fear mongering to Karens for Liberty. That’s what this garbage is.

[u/labtech89 → u/Lopsided_Chemistry82]

That is the scary thing—people with kids in school believe this crap.

[u/y0st → u/labtech89]

Honestly I think only the ones without kids in school believe this crap.

[u/BigPackHater → u/y0st]

Parent: " Which kid is yours?"

Karen: "I don't have a child that goes here, but did you know they are mutilating your children and making them all transgenders?!?"

[u/HellishChildren → u/y0st]

Those without any children in any school are the parents that the parents' rights Republicans cater to.

[u/Allip84]

Hmmm my regret and thinking who the hell did this to me is about 30 years late so far.

[u/firechaos70 → u/Allip84]

Strange, must be the schools.

[u/narcolepticdoc]

Since I like primary sources and in case anybody else is wondering whether it’s possible that a presidential candidate is spewing things this ridiculous in public.

C-Span full interview. Skip to 47:40

https://www.c-span.org/video/?538060-1/president-trump-speaks-moms-liberty-conference

[u/Cvnilivee → u/narcolepticdoc]

After this comment, the man starts shadowboxing and calling Imane Khelif (female boxer from the Olympics) a man again.

[u/jclieu42]

That’s a whole lot of random shit coming out of his mouth. Dude is just blabbering non sense.

[u/Itchy-Opportunity154 → u/jclieu42]

He’s taking a break from windmills, sharks and Hannibal Lecter. 🙄

[u/LtDouble-Yefreitor]

74 million Americans voted for this fucking idiot.

Incredible.

[u/ImperatorDanorum]

He still hasn't realised that now HE is the blabbering old fart...

[u/BBQGUY50 → u/ImperatorDanorum]

Or worse his following hasn’t learned That’s the scary part

[u/SuperFaulty]

The incoherence is just on another level with this man and his kind... They can't put a rational sentence together, it's all just a string of soundbites. Fact and logic is not their thing.

[u/Background_Creepy]

I wish he got aborted

[u/aufrenchy → u/Background_Creepy]

I wish that he was standing like three inches to the right.

[u/External_Reporter859 → u/aufrenchy]

Everyone's all up in arms about the fact that maybe it was an inside job and the Secret Service set him up, etc. And I'm just over here like how the hell did they mess this up?

[u/Kobayashi_Maru186]

LMAO. He is such a tool.

[u/One_Economist_3761 → u/Kobayashi_Maru186]

No. A tool is useful.

[u/GrnMtnTrees → u/One_Economist_3761]

Trump is useful to the craven, power hungry villains that have abetted his ascendency within the Republican party. He's useful to Russia. He's useful to China.

The KGB even had a term for people like him. I don't know the Russian, but it translates to "useful idiot."

[u/bobs143]

Because every school has an operating room for such things.

Trump's level of grifter BS is amazing.

[u/IDoMathsNotMath → u/bobs143]

That's why teachers are having to buy their own supplies. The districts need the money to keep the ORs fully staffed and operational for all the bottom surgery being carried out.

[u/EhliJoe → u/bobs143]

And it's run by the cafeteria crew.

[u/SuperGenius9800]

Anybody voting for this anti-American puppet is a traitor.

[u/Rolandscythe]

Yeah

No.

Public schools can't even afford enough books for every student and can barely pay their teachers I guarandamntee you they aren't covering any HRT treatments or surgical costs.

[u/PaulTR88]

"This isn't my beautiful house"

[u/SonoSugoiNazo → u/PaulTR88]

“This isn’t my beautiful wife”

[u/VoteForWaluigi]

This is just completely ridiculous. Nothing remotely similar to this has ever happened before and nothing like this will ever happen in the future. As a trans person, a Republican victory terrifies me as they essentially believe that I shouldn’t exist and should either be sent to conversion therapy or straight up exterminated.

Also, literally nobody other than myself was involved in me figuring out I’m trans. The right loves to preach about how “the left is turning our kids gay/trans.” They think public schools teach young children about sexuality, which they don’t. We didn’t get indoctrinated by some mysterious and powerful people, we were born this way. You also don’t need an operation to be trans, and I highly doubt that you’d ever get approved for one before adulthood.

Please VOTE to keep these lunatics out of power.

[u/enriquedelcastillo]

The guy needs to go back to doodling on weather maps.

[u/Novel_Alfalfa_9013]

trump speaks

[u/AptCasaNova]

Gender affirming or transitional surgery doesn’t happen for kids under 18. I get so tired of people pushing this lie to further their anti trans agenda.

[u/edward414]

It would be nice to have more studies on this topic, but; some suggest that a larger percentage of patients regret cosmetic surgery than those that regret have gender affirming surgeries.

[u/BB_Jack → u/edward414]

It's actually really interesting with the regret rates for transgender healthcare. A larger percentage regret getting medically necessary surgeries than gender affirming surgeries. Currently the regret rate for GRS is just under 1%, whereas the regret rate for elective surgery (surgery that is deemed medically necessary but non urgent) is at 14.4%, which is quoted as being at a "relatively uncommon" prevelance.

Plastic surgery has a much higher regret rate, sitting at anywhere from 1%-65% depending on the surgery, with 20% being the overall average according to some sources

[u/_Pill-Cosby_]

I’m just not sure that’s exactly how it works.

[u/Wellgoodmornin]

How is this dude not an absolute joke to everyone?

[u/CraftFamiliar5243]

Sunken into that chair like he grew there, babbling nonsense. He's just another old man with dementia.

[u/padizzledonk]

It's so stupid, but the people voting for him are even dumber than he is so they just nod along and go "Yeah, that's fucked up that my 8yo can go to school and get gender change surgery during lunch and I dont even have to be notified??!"

That's how moronic these voters are

[u/kingmagpiethief → u/padizzledonk]

Wouldn't surprise me some have never gone to a public school- home schooled, didn't finish school, are inbred or some collection of a three

[u/YourTypicalBioChem]

I’ve been out as a trans man since I was 13. I waited a couple years before asking if I could start T but do people know how HARD it is to start gender affirming care as a minor, even before all the laws banning it?

In my state, you needed both parents approval, therapy, proof of dysphoria, proof of being mentally sound enough to get care, a physical, etc.

We’re talking MONTHS of work and exams before starting anything. And then you have continuing going to therapy, you have to monitor your body’s changes, etc.

Gender affirming care was already very difficult to get, and all the laws banning are only hurting the kids who need it the most- people born intersex or people with very extreme dysphoria.

I’m 17 now, and in my state, I can’t get care until I’m 19. How does this help us as a society? How do these laws help people? They don’t, they’re just a way to control people.

[u/CapJLPicard]

I remember listening to the State of the Union address in 2000 (George Bush Jr) and thinking “how did we elect someone that sounds so stupid?” Little did I know what would follow.

[u/cerevant]

This is exactly the bullshit that should be illegal.  It should be illegal for politicians to make statements of fact that are verifiably untrue. There are people taking this guy at his word, and it is dangerous to real people. 

Edit: this isn’t a political difference of opinion, this is hate speech. 

[u/CNRavenclaw]

This reads like a rant from your xenophobic alcoholic uncle who blames immigrants for his unemployment rather than acknowledging that the reason he got fired was because he came to work wasted every other day and sexually harassed his coworkers

[u/leshpar]

As a trans woman, people like him are dangerous. Please don't let him win this November.

[u/PharmoCratic]

Nation wide SCAMMER ALERT!

[u/Exadory]

The same teachers they want to arm are also convincing kids to change gender?

[u/forgetfulsue]

Lol, wut? This is up there with some of the stupidest things he’s spouted, and that saying something.