r/facepalm • u/WeirdoWolfBoy • Aug 31 '24
🇲🇮🇸🇨 Was tipped $1, I live in the UK. This is worth nothing.
It's worth like 76p and it would cost more to get it exchanged. I'm also never going to the US.
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u/No_Wolverine_1357 Aug 31 '24
Frame it as your first dollar, a la Mr. Krab
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u/WeirdoWolfBoy Aug 31 '24
Tempting 😂
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u/SemperJ550 Aug 31 '24
it really is a good idea thou. being from the UK, seeing a framed USD would likely end up with some conversation around the story
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u/jelly_cake Aug 31 '24
"So yeah, some guy tipped me a dollar. Must've been an American."
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u/mmicoandthegirl Aug 31 '24
Wow what a ride
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u/Real_Animator Aug 31 '24
I wonder if they’ll adapt it into a movie
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u/C-hrlyn Aug 31 '24
Miniseries more likely, we need the 10-hour version of this story
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u/pickyitalian Aug 31 '24
Netflix original called "Tips"
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u/Substantial_Coat208 Aug 31 '24
At the risk of sounding crass, I bet the title of "Just the Tip" gets more clicks.
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u/Real_Animator Aug 31 '24
Really delve into the intricacies that make it one of the greatest sagas of our time
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u/Gizmoed Aug 31 '24
Well I didn't tell you the good part, when you hold it up there is some sort of hologram.
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u/marcabay Aug 31 '24
I was a stripper in the U.S. and this is the first dollar that ended up in my thong, you gotta be creative
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u/PersonalityFew4449 Aug 31 '24
"Also clearly a cheapskate"
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u/_Project-Mayhem_ Aug 31 '24
Dude he already said it’s American, quit piling on!! 🤣
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u/fuck_the_fuckin_mods Aug 31 '24
We’re talking about tipping, so kinda the complete opposite. Not sure anybody else tips as much or as often. It’s a pretty crazy bit of culture. Business owners save money on payroll and assholes get a discount.
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u/re10pect Aug 31 '24
What thrilling conversation this would inspire.
“What’s in that frame?”
“Oh it’s an American dollar some ignorant Yank thought was an acceptable tip. It’s useless to me so I figured I would spend some not useless money and get it framed!”
“Let’s never speak of this again.”
Fin
It’s art I tell you, the Disney movie covering this situation is sure to have tens of viewers.
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u/Escaped_Mod_In_Need Aug 31 '24
It’s official, this means you have been invited to immigrate to America.
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u/woahdailo Aug 31 '24
Immigration officer: “Can you show me your visa?”
OP: “some bloke gave me this.”
Officer: “right this way sir, your car is waiting.”
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u/wakeupwill Aug 31 '24
From what I gather there's no tipping culture in the UK, so you're up a dollar.
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u/ZoNeS_v2 Aug 31 '24
About 65p. Not even enough for a curly wurly 😕
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u/toofpaist Aug 31 '24
Fucks a curly wurly?
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u/limeybastard Aug 31 '24
Caramel encased in chocolate, in a distinctive sort of serpentine lattice kind of shape
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u/Icy_Arrival_212 Aug 31 '24
It's not worth nothing. It's worth $1
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u/markhewitt1978 Aug 31 '24
Which in the U.K. is worth nothing.
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u/chill_stoner_0604 Aug 31 '24
Tbf, it's basically worth nothing in the US too
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u/crazyguy83 Aug 31 '24
Can all the people who are saying it is worth noting please send their dollar bills to me?
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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 Aug 31 '24
Same here. I need a lot of those worthless 1 dollar bills.
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u/Bkgrouch Aug 31 '24
I am the great cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole
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Aug 31 '24
It’s a common practice for small businesses in the states to frame their first dollar they made on a sale
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u/KyCerealKiller Aug 31 '24
Most businesses in my area are given a framed dollar by the city when they open.
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u/Sanardan Aug 31 '24
Just pin it to the fridge. Great conversation starter
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u/Edward_Bentwood Aug 31 '24
Pin it to the fridge? English isn't my first language so maybe this is how you say it in English but don't you mean stick it to the fridge with a magnet? I feel like pinning it to the fridge would need pins..
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Aug 31 '24
Just poke it on the ice box already you coward
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u/Sigismund716 Aug 31 '24
Pin as a verb can mean "to hold in place"- think wrestling, where you pin someone to the mat, or a building collapse, where people can be pinned under the debris.
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u/EEpromChip Aug 31 '24
That thumbtack factory collapse was fucking wild!
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u/Awellknownstick Aug 31 '24
Ye folks getting Pinned under huge piles of Pins. Was shitty for them.
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u/e1zzbaer Aug 31 '24
Thanks, now I have this image in my head of two wrestlers trying to staple each other to the floor. Great..
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u/Edward_Bentwood Aug 31 '24
Mmm... so pinning doesn't need pins? English is weird at times.
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u/Direct_Town792 Aug 31 '24
Yeah pin means to attach with pins and to hold firmly in place. I can pin a poster to a wall and I can pin someone down.
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u/Comparison-Academic Aug 31 '24
Ron Swanson is real
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u/sunfries Aug 31 '24
I literally watched this episode last night lol
"That's the greatest piece of paper in the world"
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u/kychleap Aug 31 '24
“Enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are a frail old woman and a tiny baby.”
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u/MsSeraphim r/foodrecallsinusa Aug 31 '24
you got an american bookmark! congrats. /s
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u/AgainstTheEnemy Aug 31 '24
funny enough, thats what i do with low value leftover notes whenever I get back from travelling overseas somewhere
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u/5_percent_discocunt Aug 31 '24
I do this too. Not trying to show off or anything but I’m actually a multi billionaire (if it was in 2007 and we were in Zimbabwe).
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u/hairychris88 Aug 31 '24
I've got a $10 billion Zim banknote that gets used as a bookmark! And a couple of hundred thousand in $50s
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u/Soup_Sensitive Aug 31 '24
I've got a trillion dollar zimbabwe. Get on my level 😎
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u/hazbaz1984 Aug 31 '24
I’ve got 100 trillion Zim banknote somewhere.
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u/hairychris88 Aug 31 '24
They're reasonably valuable now. The smaller denomination ones get given out at the airport as change so they don't have to give away US dollars.
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u/mr_greenmash Aug 31 '24
Wow, I bough one for maayne 4 or 5 bucks many years ago. Now I see them on ebay for over 100.
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u/Pkrudeboy Aug 31 '24
I remember back when I was doing coke I thought about buying one specifically to do coke with, but then I just ended up buying more coke instead. Helluva drug.
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u/germanbini Aug 31 '24
I collect foreign money, so I bought one from ebay and received a ripped open, empty envelope! :(
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u/Invinisible Aug 31 '24
This is actually what i've been using as a bookmark for my invincible comics
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u/SajFaj Aug 31 '24
What do you mean? That's a lucky dollar. Put it in your wallet and it will attract financial fortune from 10,000 miles far.
Source: I've had a lucky dollar in my Balkanese wallet for the past few years and since then my wealth has never gone bellow $1.
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u/Perfect_Papaya_3010 Aug 31 '24
I have a dollar in my drawer of foreign currency. I've never been to the US so no clue how I got it. I also have Thai money but never been there either. Must be a magic drawer
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u/MechaBeatsInTrash Aug 31 '24
I found an old Chilean coin (1986) in Tijuana while I was there in 2014.
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u/Raven_Blackfeather Aug 31 '24
Why does this sound like a description of an item you find in an RPG only to read the details and mutter "twat" underneath your breath lol
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u/tandemtactics Aug 31 '24
Don't put it in your wallet! That's your lucky dollar! It'll get mixed in with the others and become just a dollar. Which it is.
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u/SajFaj Aug 31 '24
Yes dollars are the only currency in the world and the one my country uses.
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u/SummaJa87 Aug 31 '24
I once got a $2 bill American as a tip(we print $2 bills for some reason). I'm an American. Those are not common here. You need to aim higher.
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u/TheNeonRipper Aug 31 '24
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u/hhfugrr3 Aug 31 '24
What is that show? I only know that as a clip from the running man (I think that's the one).
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u/TheProfessionalEjit Aug 31 '24
I once chauffeured the CEO of Ford Europe to Heathrow from Daventry to catch a flight to the US.
I had asked his team to let me know how his day was going and whether they thought he'd need something to eat & drink. Got a thermos of tea ready & a couple of decent sandwiches (I remember i would never have paid what they cost just for me) in the car for him.
Got to the airport with time to spare, he enjoyed his mid-evening snack.
I got a buck as a tip.
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u/awesomebeau Aug 31 '24
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Personally, I'm absent-minded AF and also forgetful. Like that guy, I also lead a team of people where I work. Sometimes I get so focused on what I'm doing that I don't think about my surroundings.
If you were to tell me "We don't normally do this, but I bought these sandwiches in case you were hungry", I'd give a great tip and/or probably ask how much they cost, so I can do right by you.
If that doesn't happen, I'd probably think it's part of the service I paid for and have a high opinion of your chauffeur company... Or I wouldn't think about it at all.
That being said, the dollar tip is shitty even if there weren't sandwiches.
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u/Square_Site8663 Aug 31 '24
Ever since MAGA became a thing.
This quote is obsolete if you ask me.
There are plenty of things I can and will attribute to malice over stupidity. Specifically if you’re working in the service industry.
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u/awesomebeau Aug 31 '24
I'm sure you'd agree that a European CEO flying from the UK didn't tip less due to an influence from American politics.
In the US, the quote may not be true as often anymore, but it certainly explains most of my mistakes in life.
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u/LegendOfKhaos Aug 31 '24
The quote makes no distinction between ignorance and willful ignorance. Willful ignorance is destroying our country.
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u/Kellykeli Aug 31 '24
Rich guys don’t get rich by being generous, except in very few exceptions.
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u/Abigail716 Aug 31 '24
Except that is short-sighted. If you're rich you can spend a relatively small amount of money to gain good will from people around you.
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u/Commercial_Sun_6300 Aug 31 '24
Do you own your own high end limo service?
Why'd you pay out of pocket for some rich guy's tea?
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u/StrangeRover Aug 31 '24
Reddit is always telling me that tipping is a stupid American concept and that European service workers are proud professionals who are paid a living wage, don't count on tips, and may even see a tip as mildly insulting.
So, which one is it?
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u/YmamsY Sep 01 '24
Well from Reddit I gather the prevailing sentiment among Americans is to never tip in Europe or at most round up to the nearest euro.
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u/TuftOfTheLapwing Aug 31 '24
Find a use for this dollar note! I suggest folding it up and popping it under a table leg to make it level.
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u/Brizar-is-Evolving Aug 31 '24
Roll it up and snort some lines through it.
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u/KrabApple00 Aug 31 '24
This guy dollars
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u/LurkerOrHydralisk Aug 31 '24
Jfc not through a one, dude.
Thats what benjamins are made for.
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u/BadReview8675309 Aug 31 '24
I have definitely lost a hundo that way partying with others... George was definitely cool after that.
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u/TheLoneliestGhost Aug 31 '24
I was cracking up thinking “The last person to use it is the one suggesting the $100…” and you just proved my brain right. 😂
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u/Proof_Variety_4208 Aug 31 '24
Or a 2.00 note
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u/CoffeeAndDachshunds Aug 31 '24
Throw it on a pot and you gotta soup going!
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u/HenkVanDelft Aug 31 '24
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of pennies on that bill. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some nickels, a quarter…Baby, you’ve got a frugal savings stew goin’!
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u/Grelivan Aug 31 '24
Well great news. I live in the US and its not worth that much here either.
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u/Sasspishus Aug 31 '24
But at least its worth something. In the UK it's not worth the paper it's written on
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u/leadbrick Aug 31 '24
It's actually printed on cotton. So it could make a nice patch for a jacket or pant leg if you really wanted. Finally fix that hole in your trousers.
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u/Diabeetus-times-2 Aug 31 '24
It’s not 100% cotton, it’s a linen cotton hybrid that makes it slightly stronger than paper.
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u/Captinprice8585 Aug 31 '24
Don't worry, its worth nothing in the U.S. too.
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u/itranslateyouargue Aug 31 '24
South America on the other hand, that's a meal and a drink. OP should travel to Cuba or something.
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u/goozila1 Aug 31 '24
Not really, here in Brazil you would be able to buy either the meal or the drink, not both.
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u/rata_rasta Aug 31 '24
When I first visited Europe I bought old currency on ebay before hand and would present it to bartenders as a joke to pay.
"What do you mean you don't take Liras anymore?" lol!
I would leave them as a souvenir afterwards and a bartender in Paris even gave a free shot, good times!
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u/MorpH2k Aug 31 '24
Hmm... I have a whole stack of German reichmarks from the 1940's but I guess it might not be a good idea to try to pay with them anywhere in Germany...
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u/p00bix Aug 31 '24
In the off chance you aren't shitposting, Reichsmarks can sell for a pretty decent amount of money. For better or worse, there's always a market for Nazi memorabilia.
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u/xwcg Aug 31 '24
they are completely worthless, you can buy stacks of them on ebay for a pocket change. It's a nice conversation starter but nothing much else.
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u/playingnero Aug 31 '24
I really hope I don't have to meet the guy collecting Nazi relics and memorabilia, that is willing to use it as a conversation stater.
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u/TheSorceIsFrong Aug 31 '24
I don’t think it’s that big a deal if they collect WW2 stuff or historical stuff in general. The problem lies when it’s exclusively Nazi stuff lol
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u/GayRacoon69 Aug 31 '24
It also depends on what Nazi stuff. Like the flag that your grandfather brought home from the war is very different from just having a Nazi flag in your house
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u/Ja_Shi Aug 31 '24
Oh the notes from before are even better, at some point there were so many zeros they stopped bothering writing the numbers and just wrote it in plain letters.
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u/CurdledSpermBeverage Aug 31 '24
Might try this with confederate money the next time I pass through Portland.
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u/SnooCookies2614 Aug 31 '24
If you can find actual confederate money that is legible, you should not give it away. There are wild collectors out there who will pay lots for it.
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u/bmr4291 Aug 31 '24
In the last year I found out how serious people are about collecting old/ unique money. Met a guy whose son sold an old dime for 5k cause of year made and a unique error on it.
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u/Warm_Shoulder3606 Aug 31 '24
Oh yeah, money is one of those things that the collector's market is RABID. People will pay BOATLOADS for a coin or bill with an error
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u/JeebusSlept Aug 31 '24
I had a guy pay a $20 tab with small bills, and two of the $1 were 1930's Silver Certificates.
Spent about five minutes explaining to the guy why they're worth $10-$15 each over face value.
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u/-maffu- Aug 31 '24
Well, technically, it's worth about 76p
But yeah, not a good tip.
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u/Grouchy_Order_7576 Aug 31 '24
When I was a teenager, worked in a restaurant in the tourist district of Brussels. This American couple forgot their credit card at the restaurant after their meal. I literally ran after them in the street. When I caught up to them and gave them their card back, I got a $1 dollar bill as a thank you. If I'd known...
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u/Guh_Meh Aug 31 '24 edited Aug 31 '24
76p if it was exchanged, exchanging it will take more than 76p's worth of time and effort.
It's less than worthless, it's negative money.
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u/IndependenceOk9360 Aug 31 '24
Just invest it in a drop shipping influencer programme and double it bro, then double that and keep doing that a few more times and after 19 times it's $1,000,000
Then take that million and invest it in 20-25 rental properties to yield passive income like a true bro, then remortgage those properties and you will have $17-$20 million
Take that $30 million buy a fortune 500 company and you'll be a CEO.
*You will have to leave the UK
believeinyourself #alpha
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u/reforminded Aug 31 '24
20-25 rental properties for $1,000,000? Try 3-4 for that money. Your plan has fatal flaws man, fatal flaws.
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u/StraightUpJello Aug 31 '24
With a 15% down payment on 25 rental properties of an average of $265,000 price, you can do that with $1,000,000. You're thinking like a beta.
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u/DARKFiB3R Aug 31 '24
Search how to fold a dollar bill into a shirt, or shirt and tie.
Becomes a cool little trinket.
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u/Strain_Pure Aug 31 '24
Less than nothing, since the cost to convert it to pounds/pence would actually leave you out of pocket.
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u/The_Real_dubbedbass Aug 31 '24
Seriously? My bank here charges a small fee but it’s based on a percentage of whatever you’re trying to convert. So no matter how small the money is you’re never out of pocket getting it converted.
Now whether it’s worth converting is a different thing. But at least with my bank if you go and do it you’ll get back some amount of money and you’ll never convert it at a cost higher than what you’d get back.
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u/fascinatedcharacter Aug 31 '24
I've always encountered cost per transaction + the adjusted exchange rate to hide the fee.
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u/LostTrisolarin Aug 31 '24
lol I was in the uk this year and this guy kept bugging me for money for some charity. I told him repeatedly that I'm from the states and have no cash.
After a while I gave him $2 I had in my pocket and he said something like wtf I can't use this! I told him well it's his now and I walked away.
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u/MikeSans202001 Aug 31 '24
So I work in a theme park in Europe. We dont accept dollars or American Express cards. Cue American group of friends. We are the first restaurant thatd open where you can get coffee in the morning. They come in and order 5 coffees. First one tries his card, American Express. Declined. Second guy tries, same story. I ask if one of them has no American Express. One girl said she had cash. She gives dollars. IN EUROPE. I calmly explain we do not accept non European currency. The panic sets in. Apperantly they thought dollars were international. They had no way to pay for anything in and around the park, or for the hotel they stayed at. Best i could do at that moment was direct them to a bank, but without money for a bus or anything that would take a long walk. Please for the love of god, if you go abroad, CHANGE YOUR MONEY AT THE AIRPORT OR A BANK
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u/gimmeecoffee420 Aug 31 '24
HAHA! TAKE THAT!
Sorry.. ive recieved bank notes from all over the world in tips from people when I worked in restaraunts. Im in the USA so it was normally Canadian plastic money, but sometimes Euros would find their way to me.
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u/-Generaloberst- Aug 31 '24
The US has a tipping culture because they underpay their staff. I don't know that much of the US, but I think that even for US standards this is laughable.
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u/lawjamba Sep 01 '24
I was also once tipped with a.$1 note. I was working in The Netherlands. The customer in all sincerity acted like he was handing me something of true significance . A real American dollar? Hey gee whiz mister thanks! The thing is it’s not 1946 anymore and the Dutch youth aren’t so awestruck with American notes and sticks of bubblegum.
Edited for typos. I couldn’t see properly as my eyes were tearing up at the memory of when I was handed a real American dollar.
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u/outdatedelementz Aug 31 '24
You could use it to commit a crime that the US government will never prosecute you for. Burn that sucker.
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u/BigBoss1971 Aug 31 '24
Well it’s worth about 0.75€, which is nearly nothing, but not literally 0€
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u/RiverKawaRio Aug 31 '24
Dude, I love foreign currency. I have a pouch full of coins from all over. I wish my customers would offer to pay a portion with their home currency. Now this person did tip you less than a dollar in exchange
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u/TuftOfTheLapwing Aug 31 '24
UK citizen here. I’m not surprised, it’s a hill quite a few Brits are willing to die on. The view that tipping must remain optional in order to make employers pay employees properly is widely and strongly felt. I get that US culture is different, but when people basically help themselves to your money, when you’re on holiday and already paying a lot of money to have a good time, it can grate somewhat.
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u/Tefkat89 Aug 31 '24
Happen to me all the time. Working in an near the Guiness factory I. Dublin. Americians come in all the time and try and pay in USD and some will tip in USD thinking they doing us a huge favour. Luckily our boss pools our tips and honours any USD received.
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Aug 31 '24
Dollar notes are great for Origami, there is an entire "Genre" of stuff folded from 1$ Bills. You should Look into that
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u/PDX6Star Sep 01 '24
Roll it up and squirrel it away for the day you need to smell something carefully while very close to the table…
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u/KatarnsBeard Aug 31 '24
Yanks are convinced that dollars are accepted all over the world
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u/kombiwombi Aug 31 '24 edited Aug 31 '24
Illegal to transact in anything other than Australian currency within Australia. An old law to stop mining companies paying wages in scrip only good in the mining company store.
So technically, offering that US$1 tip can get the tourist into criminal difficulties, especially since the motivation of some US tourists would be that the tip is part of the payment for the trip, not a gift. Thankfully Australia isn't that litigious.
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u/Hoplite68 Aug 31 '24
Sadly all too common, I used to get asked if we accepted dollars when it came to paying bills. No, we won't accept dollars for your £234 bill.
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u/toffeecaked Aug 31 '24
Not to assume the circumstances, but was it an American that tipped?
If so I’d like to say it was due to force of habit, however… I could see it as an entitled insult, depending on the bill cost. If they tipped $1 in the US, the server would likely blast them on SM because that is insulting. OTOH, the implied entitlement in thinking that $1 is equal to a King’s ransom in the UK and that this is generous, ouch.
For the peanut gallery, there’s no need to tip in the UK, or Europe, because laws that make sure servers are paid decent wages. Sometimes people will tip if the service is very, very good, but it’s not common, is entirely optional and definitely not expected.
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u/rPoliticsIsASadPlace Aug 31 '24
I disagree. Here you are getting attention because of it. Priceless.
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u/Fuzzy_Judgment63 Aug 31 '24
Traveling to England was one of the most awesome experiences of my life. I still to this day carry a 10 pound note in my wallet as a keepsake.
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u/SchmartestMonkey Aug 31 '24
As an American, I have to say tipping culture is getting awful complicated. It seems to be growing in Europe over the last 20 years but it’s still inconsistent. I do google “tipping in “ whatever country we’re traveling through to make sure I know what’s customary though.
Assuming it wasn’t an FU.. I’d speculate one of the following is possible…
1) they thought dollars were accepted everywhere. Note, I have been to very touristy places like Jamaica & the Bahamas where businesses will take USD. This is perhaps the dumbest possibility but I wouldn’t rule it out.
2) they were out of pounds and figured you probably got enough USD from tourists that you just save them up and exchange it for local currency when it’s worth it.
3) they were out of pounds, thought tipping wasn’t required but couldn’t deal with that as Americans so they left you something, and they probably thought they were going above and beyond.
I should also note.. I do bring US dollars with me in Europe.. not just for the airport, but because I figure if I lose a wallet, I’ve got something that I can convert while I get things straightened out. I may not be able to buy lunch with them in a pinch but I feel better having reserve cash.
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u/Green_Telephone_2344 Aug 31 '24
It costs you to exchange money at the bank? Never knew that
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u/Short-Display-1659 Aug 31 '24
“I got a dollar, I got a dollar, I got a dollar hey, hey, hey, hey“ - buckwheat
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u/whyarentwethereyet Aug 31 '24
Am i the only one who likes foreign currency? The same people who are complaining are the same people who oppose tipping culture. I'm so confused, what's the problem?
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u/State_Conscious Aug 31 '24
There’s a 9/10 chance there’s trace amounts of cocaine on that dollar. You’re welcome.
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u/State_Conscious Aug 31 '24
…and a higher chance that there’s trace amounts of fecal matter on it. Tread lightly
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u/thebipeds Aug 31 '24
Funny, I the US I worked at a restaurant near an international airport and got tipped pounds and euros all the time.
I think I still have a pile of them in a drawer somewhere.
Your bank should let you deposit it.
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u/Dbsusn Sep 01 '24
That’s ironic. I live in the US and that is also worth nothing.
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u/Uniformed-Whale-6 Sep 01 '24
yeah it’s ass that someone tipped you so little, but on the other hand, it’s kinda fun to collect currencies from around the world. idk if you had any american money prior to this but now you have some!
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